Weiss Crack...Good For The Soul

Nov 07, 2011 00:11

Hey there, minna-san! How are you? Good? I hope so...

Okay, so last night I heard the drama CD Wish a Dream ~Flower of Spring~ and read the translation. The drama was like a fanfiction the cast liked so much they decided to act it out! It was just hilarious!! XD

In one stage, after being drugged by something in their food, Youji, Ken and Omi have very strange dreams. Youji's was a heap of girls wanting sex with him (first it was Manx and Birman, but then a nurse, stewardess and naked-girl-in-apron, plus others came along as well, overwhelming Yotan), Ken's was missing a goal in the finals of J-league after being distracted by Manx and Birman in the hotspring...

Omi's was the best dream of all of them! I'd looped it for ages after hearing it! Here's the translation, much thanks to those responsible for their hard work.

Omi: Huh? Where am I? What's this? It's the Koneko no Sumu Ie.
Ken: What's wrong, Omi?
Omi: Oh, I was having a weird dream. In the dream I'd become you, Ken, and I was playing soccer, but . . . huh? Ken-kun, are you crying?
Ken: No. The truth is . . .
Manx: Omi, don't be surprised. We know who your real father is.
Omi: Really? Who? Who is it?
Youji: 17 years ago . . . I was still in kindergarten. An older, ecchi girl seduced me, and at that time I said it was a mistake, but . . . it was you, Omi.
Omi: Eh? But that's . . . then Youji-kun . . .
Youji: Call me Papa!
Omi: Hold on a sec -
Ken: It's not just that. That ecchi girl Youji talked about, she'd already had a child, but she soon got rid of him - that child was raised a church . . . in other words . . .
Omi: Big brother? Could it possibly be that Ken-kun is my big brother?
Ken: Little brother!
Omi: Is that true? Youji-kun's my Papa, and Ken-kun's my big brother, we're all family. Huh? But then, Aya-kun . . .
Aya: I'm sorry. I've been deceiving you all. In truth I'm already over 30.
Omi: Now that you say that I can't say I haven't thought that before.
Aya: That's not all. The truth is . . . I'm a woman.
Omi: Eh??
Aya: Ken, Omi, I'm sorry. I'm . . . I'm . . . your mother.
Omi: EHHHHHHH????!!!

Now, that's what I call crack! And coming from Weiss Kreuz, that's really something!!

I could not stop laughing when I first read that, it was just hilarious!!

That's it for now, minna-san! Ja ne!

weiss kreuz

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