my poor head's been busy all day...
Ow. Busy Muses today--guess everyone's glad it's a weekend. Bloody hard to get work done with the racket, though! O_o Brain-chan's cackling--never a good sign.
But at least the writing is...moving along. Sort of. *hopes for the best*
Life in the Muse Dorms. 'Cause this is how it is on a good day...
6:06 AM
*CRASHbang thumpthumpthumpTHUD* and hollering from across the hall
Room 101--
Edward Elric: *sits up bleary-eyed in bed* "...zzzsnrgl? What the hell's goin' on over there?"
Chrono: "I believe it's revenge. Stage 3 Prank Retaliation." *hides under blankets*
Loki: *rolls over* "Don't ask, don't tell." *zzzz...*
Alphonse Elric: "I wonder if poor Conan's okay..."
7:30 AM
Sanji: "NO! Dammit, Luffy, get outta my kitchen! I said out! And take your pet monkeys with you!" *chases Luffy and his partners-in-crime (Sayuki!Goku, Trunks, & Goten) out on the pointy end of a kitchen cleaver*
Yamino: *calmly flipping pancakes* "Ahh, it's always so lively around here in the morning..."
Cho Hakkai: "Isn't it?" *cheerfully stirring batter*
8:22 AM
Sohma Kyou: *bangs on bathroom door* Hurry it up, kuso-nezumi! How long does it take to do up your girly hair?"
Takuto: "Yeah, come on! You've been in there way too long!"
Sohma Yuki: *smugly behind the door, taking his time* "There's always the sandbox in the yard, bakaneko-tachi."
10:10 AM
Sanji: "I said no, damn it all! What will it take to keep you grubby food-snatchers out of my kitchen?!?"
Kurt Wagner: "Ack!" *bamfs away in terror*
10:56 AM
*Inuyasha and Tora glare at each other from across the rec room. Neither moves for a good hour*
12:01 PM
over lunch at the Thieves' Table--
Dark: "Prank revenge was pretty vicious this morning."
Kuroba Kaito: "Yeah....took me an hour to get rid of all that shaving cream."
Niwa Daisuke: *grumbles* "Why didn't Becky make them clean it up?"
Zidane Tribal: "'Cause you guys had a prank run last time that almost blew up her workroom?" *snickering*
Kaito: "Oi, you're a thief, whose side are you on?"
Daisuke: "Who came up with the blue body paint anyhow? I'm never gonna get that out of my pillowcase."
Edogawa Conan: "Bet that was Hakuba."
Kaito: *snort* "No kidding. Him all buddy-buddy with Hiwatari, they're starting to get a little sadistic."
Dark: "Speaking of buddies, Chibi-chan, why aren't you hanging out with the Detectives Club?"
Conan: *shudders* "Krad creeps me out."
1:15 PM
*Duo Maxwell, Aotsuki Ushio, Kuwabara Kazuma, and Urameshi Yuusuke descend upon the foosball table. Much fun is had*
1:35 PM
Sagara Sousuke: "Due to the temperature, several of the girls have relocated to the pool."
Heero Yuy: "Hn."
Sousuke: "This includes the individuals we are assigned to guard."
Heero: *pause* "Hn."
*thoughtful silence*
Sousuke: "The perimeter may have been compromised this morning."
Heero: "Mission accepted. Recommend we patrol the back yard for intruders."
Sousuke: "Roger. We can set up an observation point on the patio."
*both hurry off*
2:42 PM
Chrono: *glancing out the window* "Ah...all the swordsmen are out front."
Sa Gojyo: "Yeah, somethin' about a practice session."
Chrono: "Er...then....should I be concerned that Mister Chang is shouting about justice and trying to murder Tetsunosuke?"
Gojyo: *looks out* "Naw. Kenshin's there, nobody'll get killed." *grins* "'Sides, Chang's entertaining when smoke comes out his ears."
Chrono: "..."
4:12 PM
Loki: *not looking up from his book* "Kaito-chan, put the water balloon down."
Kaito: "....crud."
5:30 PM
Yamino: "Envy-kun, would you kindly put Edward-kun down and come help me set the table?"
Envy: "Hai, hai!" *drops Ed and trots off*
5:45 PM
The Usual Dinner Campaign
"Get off my tail!"
"--oi, those were mine, kuso-nezumi!!"
"I reached them first, baka-neko--"
"My pork-buns, Brat! Mine!!"
"Meat! Lots of meat! Yaaay!"
"Yamino-kun, I wanted butter with this..."
"--so I took off in my hang glider, only I didn't, see--just looked like it, and it fooled 'em all--"
"Brother, can I--?"
"Yes, Al, you can go sit next to the stupid catboys! My feelings aren't hurt, no way--"
"Don't make me get my mop!"
"--injustice! That dishonorable little cur--"
"Easy does it, Wu-man, your head's gonna pop--"
"...think Hiwatari-kun and Hakuba-kun are gonna ask Loki-san next time--"
"--get just a little Love and Peace around here..."
"Hai de gozaru. It's enough to give one migraines--"
"Shinichi, don't tease poor Goku like that, he's not, er, equipped to comprehend that sort of humor."
"But Ran--"
"Hahaha! Channeling your inner Kid--?"
"--dammit gimme back my spoon before I Rei-Gun your ass!"
"Hiei, have you been in the jalapeno sauce again? Don't make me vine you to your chair--"
"--and every last one, even the Bandit King fell to my hand! And then I rode out of town on a six-legged horse, as they cheered my name!"
"Really?"
"He might be telling the truth, Chopper-chan. One of my kids is an eight-legged horse."
"Really--?"
"--I'll get you kitchen passes with Sanji-kun for twenty-five apiece."
"I can do it for fifteen--"
"--keep it up like that and you'll get a wrench in the teeth--"
"--take it easy, I'll split the mocchi with you."
"Keh."
......................and so it goes.
6:44 PM
*Movie Time. Minor war breaks out over chosen movie of the evening. Girls throw up their hands and head upstairs to do something more intelligent*
8:59 PM
Krad: "Bedtime, Satoshi-sama. Did you remember to check the sheets for small crawly things?"
Hiwatari Satoshi: "The beds are clear."
Hakuba Saguru: *points out fishing line low on the closet door handle* "You forgot to check elsewhere. They still have a potential prank-trap on us."
Satoshi: *glaring* "I'm certain none of the thieves were in here this evening. How could that have gotten there?"
Krad: "Didn't the chibi-tantei come in to wish us good night, Satoshi-sama?"
*silence*
Hakuba: ".........Edogawa has betrayed us."
9:30 PM
*time for all good little Muses to be in bed*
10:08 PM
*mutterings, whispers*
Kaito: *suddenly* "Hey! Hey! I know! Jellybeans!"
Dark: "No--marbles!"
Ed: *from across the hall* "Oi, just what the heck are you guys planning over there?"
*muffled snickering*
10:13 PM
*THUD* and a squeak from Conan
Daisuke: "Shhhh!! I already told you it wouldn't work--"
Kyou: *down the hall* "Dammit, lights out you morons!"
*more muffled snickering, small thumps*
10:25 PM
*whispers, muffled giggling*
Kaito: "...hehe! If you won't, I will, and I bet--"
Loki: *grumpy from across the hall* "I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to come over there and you're not going to like it."
Chrono: *growling out from under pillow* "And I'm going to help him!"
*quiet, snickering*
10:30 PM
*snickering again, whispers and suspicious noises*
Conan: "--no way! I won't go anywhere near Krad--"
Dark: "Aww, c'mon, they don't even suspect you--"
Edward: *across the hall, groans*
Alphonse: *gets up and clanks across the hall, opens the door, and catches the guilty thieves amidst their planning*
Kaito, Conan, Dark, & Daisuke: *sweatdrops*
*silence*
Alphonse: *clears throat, smacking fists together meaningfully* "It's time to sleep."
Kaito, Conan, Dark, & Daisuke: "....hai."
Alphonse: *clanks back across the hall and goes to bed*
10:32 PM
*faint giggles*
"Shhhhhh!!!"
*silence reigns*
But at least the writing is...moving along. Sort of. *hopes for the best*
Life in the Muse Dorms. 'Cause this is how it is on a good day...
6:06 AM
*CRASHbang thumpthumpthumpTHUD* and hollering from across the hall
Room 101--
Edward Elric: *sits up bleary-eyed in bed* "...zzzsnrgl? What the hell's goin' on over there?"
Chrono: "I believe it's revenge. Stage 3 Prank Retaliation." *hides under blankets*
Loki: *rolls over* "Don't ask, don't tell." *zzzz...*
Alphonse Elric: "I wonder if poor Conan's okay..."
7:30 AM
Sanji: "NO! Dammit, Luffy, get outta my kitchen! I said out! And take your pet monkeys with you!" *chases Luffy and his partners-in-crime (Sayuki!Goku, Trunks, & Goten) out on the pointy end of a kitchen cleaver*
Yamino: *calmly flipping pancakes* "Ahh, it's always so lively around here in the morning..."
Cho Hakkai: "Isn't it?" *cheerfully stirring batter*
8:22 AM
Sohma Kyou: *bangs on bathroom door* Hurry it up, kuso-nezumi! How long does it take to do up your girly hair?"
Takuto: "Yeah, come on! You've been in there way too long!"
Sohma Yuki: *smugly behind the door, taking his time* "There's always the sandbox in the yard, bakaneko-tachi."
10:10 AM
Sanji: "I said no, damn it all! What will it take to keep you grubby food-snatchers out of my kitchen?!?"
Kurt Wagner: "Ack!" *bamfs away in terror*
10:56 AM
*Inuyasha and Tora glare at each other from across the rec room. Neither moves for a good hour*
12:01 PM
over lunch at the Thieves' Table--
Dark: "Prank revenge was pretty vicious this morning."
Kuroba Kaito: "Yeah....took me an hour to get rid of all that shaving cream."
Niwa Daisuke: *grumbles* "Why didn't Becky make them clean it up?"
Zidane Tribal: "'Cause you guys had a prank run last time that almost blew up her workroom?" *snickering*
Kaito: "Oi, you're a thief, whose side are you on?"
Daisuke: "Who came up with the blue body paint anyhow? I'm never gonna get that out of my pillowcase."
Edogawa Conan: "Bet that was Hakuba."
Kaito: *snort* "No kidding. Him all buddy-buddy with Hiwatari, they're starting to get a little sadistic."
Dark: "Speaking of buddies, Chibi-chan, why aren't you hanging out with the Detectives Club?"
Conan: *shudders* "Krad creeps me out."
1:15 PM
*Duo Maxwell, Aotsuki Ushio, Kuwabara Kazuma, and Urameshi Yuusuke descend upon the foosball table. Much fun is had*
1:35 PM
Sagara Sousuke: "Due to the temperature, several of the girls have relocated to the pool."
Heero Yuy: "Hn."
Sousuke: "This includes the individuals we are assigned to guard."
Heero: *pause* "Hn."
*thoughtful silence*
Sousuke: "The perimeter may have been compromised this morning."
Heero: "Mission accepted. Recommend we patrol the back yard for intruders."
Sousuke: "Roger. We can set up an observation point on the patio."
*both hurry off*
2:42 PM
Chrono: *glancing out the window* "Ah...all the swordsmen are out front."
Sa Gojyo: "Yeah, somethin' about a practice session."
Chrono: "Er...then....should I be concerned that Mister Chang is shouting about justice and trying to murder Tetsunosuke?"
Gojyo: *looks out* "Naw. Kenshin's there, nobody'll get killed." *grins* "'Sides, Chang's entertaining when smoke comes out his ears."
Chrono: "..."
4:12 PM
Loki: *not looking up from his book* "Kaito-chan, put the water balloon down."
Kaito: "....crud."
5:30 PM
Yamino: "Envy-kun, would you kindly put Edward-kun down and come help me set the table?"
Envy: "Hai, hai!" *drops Ed and trots off*
5:45 PM
The Usual Dinner Campaign
"Get off my tail!"
"--oi, those were mine, kuso-nezumi!!"
"I reached them first, baka-neko--"
"My pork-buns, Brat! Mine!!"
"Meat! Lots of meat! Yaaay!"
"Yamino-kun, I wanted butter with this..."
"--so I took off in my hang glider, only I didn't, see--just looked like it, and it fooled 'em all--"
"Brother, can I--?"
"Yes, Al, you can go sit next to the stupid catboys! My feelings aren't hurt, no way--"
"Don't make me get my mop!"
"--injustice! That dishonorable little cur--"
"Easy does it, Wu-man, your head's gonna pop--"
"...think Hiwatari-kun and Hakuba-kun are gonna ask Loki-san next time--"
"--get just a little Love and Peace around here..."
"Hai de gozaru. It's enough to give one migraines--"
"Shinichi, don't tease poor Goku like that, he's not, er, equipped to comprehend that sort of humor."
"But Ran--"
"Hahaha! Channeling your inner Kid--?"
"--dammit gimme back my spoon before I Rei-Gun your ass!"
"Hiei, have you been in the jalapeno sauce again? Don't make me vine you to your chair--"
"--and every last one, even the Bandit King fell to my hand! And then I rode out of town on a six-legged horse, as they cheered my name!"
"Really?"
"He might be telling the truth, Chopper-chan. One of my kids is an eight-legged horse."
"Really--?"
"--I'll get you kitchen passes with Sanji-kun for twenty-five apiece."
"I can do it for fifteen--"
"--keep it up like that and you'll get a wrench in the teeth--"
"--take it easy, I'll split the mocchi with you."
"Keh."
......................and so it goes.
6:44 PM
*Movie Time. Minor war breaks out over chosen movie of the evening. Girls throw up their hands and head upstairs to do something more intelligent*
8:59 PM
Krad: "Bedtime, Satoshi-sama. Did you remember to check the sheets for small crawly things?"
Hiwatari Satoshi: "The beds are clear."
Hakuba Saguru: *points out fishing line low on the closet door handle* "You forgot to check elsewhere. They still have a potential prank-trap on us."
Satoshi: *glaring* "I'm certain none of the thieves were in here this evening. How could that have gotten there?"
Krad: "Didn't the chibi-tantei come in to wish us good night, Satoshi-sama?"
*silence*
Hakuba: ".........Edogawa has betrayed us."
9:30 PM
*time for all good little Muses to be in bed*
10:08 PM
*mutterings, whispers*
Kaito: *suddenly* "Hey! Hey! I know! Jellybeans!"
Dark: "No--marbles!"
Ed: *from across the hall* "Oi, just what the heck are you guys planning over there?"
*muffled snickering*
10:13 PM
*THUD* and a squeak from Conan
Daisuke: "Shhhh!! I already told you it wouldn't work--"
Kyou: *down the hall* "Dammit, lights out you morons!"
*more muffled snickering, small thumps*
10:25 PM
*whispers, muffled giggling*
Kaito: "...hehe! If you won't, I will, and I bet--"
Loki: *grumpy from across the hall* "I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to come over there and you're not going to like it."
Chrono: *growling out from under pillow* "And I'm going to help him!"
*quiet, snickering*
10:30 PM
*snickering again, whispers and suspicious noises*
Conan: "--no way! I won't go anywhere near Krad--"
Dark: "Aww, c'mon, they don't even suspect you--"
Edward: *across the hall, groans*
Alphonse: *gets up and clanks across the hall, opens the door, and catches the guilty thieves amidst their planning*
Kaito, Conan, Dark, & Daisuke: *sweatdrops*
*silence*
Alphonse: *clears throat, smacking fists together meaningfully* "It's time to sleep."
Kaito, Conan, Dark, & Daisuke: "....hai."
Alphonse: *clanks back across the hall and goes to bed*
10:32 PM
*faint giggles*
"Shhhhhh!!!"
*silence reigns*