On the twelfth day of Christmas,
bstakesme2tango sent to me...
Twelve meandamys drumming
Eleven tophatinblacks piping
Ten koalas a-leaping
Nine kelis cooking
Eight tubas a-hiking
Seven dvds a-skiing
Six mp3s a-directing
Five bri-i-i-itney spears
Four panda bears
Three dirty whores
Two ghetto bootays
...and a theater in a tar_elenya.