A Honda Odyssey with the customized license plateHOMER

Opening my laptop bag this morning after arriving at work, I unexpectedly found this new accessory included:


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A maroon Mercedes-Benz SL500 with the custom plateIRNDIT

Who wore their sweater today?

( Priests brawl at Jesus' birthplace )

In Russia, LiveJournal writes you!

From the Firefly episode "Safe"; Simon Tam's reaction to his sister River's contention that "The Independents were using dinosaurs"YOUNG RIVER: We're in trouble. [Pause] We got cut off ( Read more... )

...from Little House in the Big Woods: "I want the drumstick!"

( I want the drumstick! )

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'"

Today's Featured Article in Wikipedia is "Medieval Cuisine."