Mornings are exhausting.
Wow, have you ever noticed how exhausting mornings are? They are very tiring, it's remarkable. I had a funny dream last night that there was a fuzzy blue, sphere-shaped martian licking my cheek. When I woke up just after, I found out my dream was real and there really was a fuzzy blue, sphere-shaped martian licking my cheek. Isn't that ironic? Has that ever happened to you? YES! I remembered the book for Steve!! He won't hate me any longer. I'm sure he doesn't hate me as it is, even if this is a false boosting of my own, low, self-esteem:) Actually, I have quite high self-esteem. Mainly because I could give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks. Except Aly. If Aly insulted me I'd be crushed. But that's different. Speaking of marriage, Happy was funny in "Death of a Salesman" yesterday. Lol, he goes, "Hey pop, I'm getting married!" His dad goes, "Good job son, keep up the good work." and then he brushes him aside. I laughed. Don't mock me, it was funny. I wonder how much homework I haven't done. I did my Physics article. I still must finish my Government. Number 13, is that true or false? Umm, I don't think I had Calculus homework, but I'm not too sure. That'll be something to check out when I get to school. Speaking of Hell, I think that fuzzy blue, sphere-shaped martian was actually a demon trying to melt my skin and suck my grey matter out. I stopped him, apparently, by licking his cheek back. martian brains taste like black liquorice. Speaking of alcohol, I missed my AA meeting last night and I was so upset I went bar hopping. Isn't that weird? Yeah, it's weird alright, and it's also a lie cuz I don't drink. But that's beside the point. Speaking of pens, I think I left a few in my car, remind me to grab them when I leave for school. Back to Hell again, do you think it's really full of fire? That would be cool, cuz then we could all make smores and stuff. That's iff we were going to Hell, but we're probably not. I think it'd be interesting to taste Hell Smores, or smores from Hell. Here's the ad for them, "Try new Hell Smores, charred slightly by the fires of Hell. Why not give them a taste, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't! *evil laugh*" How do you like? I love it too. Hey, look at the time, it's time to run. Not literally, but yeah! G'bye everyone!