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Rules That Guys wished Girls knew:
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, he's not thinking about you.
Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation and beer.
Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport.
Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Check your oil.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to detour us from reading the magazine.
EDIT****** (i added a few of these after seeing them on a different site. THANKS LAUREN
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, he's not thinking about you.
Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation and beer.
Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport.
Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Check your oil.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to detour us from reading the magazine.
EDIT****** (i added a few of these after seeing them on a different site. THANKS LAUREN
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.