This is why you should love me...
As a matter of fact, I do have ESP. I also have two tattoos, I love my gay green Jeep and used to have my ear pierced. I don't drink cosmopolitans, but every once in a while i need a vodka and cranberry to break up the monotony of beers and ales. Despite what some people believe, I have a very large heart, but sometimes it can get so big that i trip on it and land flat on my face. I also have an affinity for coffee, Quark and the underdog, and sometimes wish I could be a superhero