Lee Gets Mauled By a Bear

[cannibalcake]

Title: Lee Gets Mauled By a Bear
Author: cannibalcake
Wordcount: 1607
Characters: Lee (apollo) Adama, Bear, Laura Roslin, Saul Tigh
Rating: Rated: R (for violence)
Author's Notes: R for gratuitous violence, BAWP (Bear Attack Without Plot), drug use...and crack.

Wrote this a while back for a contest, and it needed a new home. :D

Comments

[selenay_x]

I'd forgotten how funny this was. Is it bad I'm laughing over Lee dying?

[cannibalcake]

Thanks! Yes, it's terribly bad, and you will be punished severely! ;)

[gammameta]

hahaha i started laughing at lara's skeptical, "really?" and didn't stop! perfect blending of the random shakespearean BEAR! ATTACK! and monty python!! "it's only a flesh wound" poor hapless lee is the best character for this to happen to, even if i love him dearly. and imagine season three without him! no fat lee - no quadrangle of doom. imagine instead he is just eaten by a bear!! *can't. stop. laughing* thanks so much for posting *wipes eyes*

[cannibalcake]

Thank you! Hee, I have an odd fondness for Lee too, but I still have waaaaay too much fun injuring him in fanfic. :D

[cannibalcake]

*waves magic canon wand*

First he has to get beaten up by Michael Westen. THEN the bear could come. ;)

[mizz_magenta]

This is made of Rainbow Coloured Awesome! *bg*

[cannibalcake]

Thank you! :D