#10 Logan Likes Mary Anne! snark - chapters 6 to 10

[thefrinkahedron]

I hope you're all enjoying my snark so far! Here's the next third.

Chapter 6It's the day of the big baby sitting gig. When Mary Anne sees Logan, she freezes up again, but tells herself "This is a job, you fuckwit. Get your fucking shit together." Finally, a little common sense! Logan asks "How much trouble can one little kid be?" and Mary Anne

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[shatisarockgod]

and Mary Anne immediately thinks of Jenny. --*head desk*

What the fuck is wrong with Jenny?--Cause Jenny has a mind of her own and uses it. The cult's used to Stepford kids that do whatever they say and are genuinely into it. "Let's put on a marching band using oatmeal boxes and paper towel rollers! It'll be fun!" "YAY!" versus Jenny who'd probably refuse because the idea sounds stupid and not at all fun.

Fuck, the little turd scraped the paint off her father's car, AND WASN'T EVEN DISCIPLINED FOR IT.--I never want to hear or read about Karen being a smart kid after that car fiasco. There were so many instances throughout all the series that shows Karen doing the dumbest shit.

She doesn't look like most mothers in Stoneybrook because she's wearing jeans--HA! More stuck in the 50s stuff imo. Let me have my best June Cleaver outfit on even if I'm cleaning the house!

They should use a picture of this kid in condom advertisements.--That job's going directly to Karen. :D

Claudia TAKES THE KIDS HOME AND LEAVES CHEWY LOOSE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.--And this looks really bad. She didn't follow the directions about he can be left in the backyard, she should've had the common sense to realize that Chewy's a damn strong dog and he might get away from Claudia even if she hadn't put the leash down, the possibility of having to tell the parent that the dog got away and you don't know where he's at, etc.

You'd think that, being shy herself, Charlotte would know better.--True. And the reverse can be said for Mary Anne sticking up for Charlotte during all the times they force Charlotte to do shit when it'll only lead to meltdowns.

That's so fucking inappropriate. --It's shit like that is why so many people can crack jokes at her expense. My favorite are the Sea City books when I think damn near every snarker has tied in a Stacey joke with the Crabs for Grabs sign.

WHAT... THE... FUCKING... FUCK?!!!!!--I wish this casual attitude would've stuck around for Kristy. This is a lot better than "The CULT needs to be your #1 priority."

Everyone loses their shit laughing at her, including her BFFs. --Best friends you'll ever have!!!

Enjoyed the snark! :)

[thefrinkahedron]

she should've had the common sense to realize that Chewy's a damn strong dog and he might get away from Claudia even if she hadn't put the leash down-- Claudia's never had a dog. (Well, it's never been mentioned, anyway.) She's probably seen Kristy walking Louie a heap of times, and thought "how hard can it be?"

the possibility of having to tell the parent that the dog got away and you don't know where he's at-- Fuck, how great would it have been if that had actually happened?

My favorite are the Sea City books when I think damn near every snarker has tied in a Stacey joke with the Crabs for Grabs sign.-- I damn near pissed myself when I read that in one of the "Boy-Crazy Stacey" snarks. Funny how Mary Anne couldn't even talk to boys (before Logan, anyway), while Stacey was, and always has been, a total slut. I honestly don't buy the two of them being friends.