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Whose very mature response is that he doesn't care about being the best and everyone will do a good job. I love Andrew so much.
He definitely got the better end of the deal with Lisa and Seth moved, took him with them, and dumped Karen on Watson.
Karen feels something soft and furry at the bottom of the basket and realizes she has been given a REAL-LIVE BUNNY, YO.
Giving animals as surprise gifts is fucking AWFUL. Every year, tons of dogs are abandoned after Christmas and tons of bunnies and chicks are ditched after Easter.
Now, to disclose, we are considering surprising our daughter with a coupe bunnies at Easter. HOWEVER we have already been talking about it, she knows we're getting some, but she doesn't know when. Just some vague point in the spring. Her daddy and I know we are ultimately responsible for the bunnies, just like we are ultimately responsible for her cat.
But that's different than Granny surprising kids with pets the the parents didn't know about and that no one even knew if the kids really even wanted. Would Andrew have said Yes to wanting a bunny before he had one? Probably not. Karen is Elmyra, so of course she'd say yes. Can she care for one? Nope. Are Lisa and Seth willing to? Uh...I think there's a problem....
Make sure you've got a big pen for the bunny! Cages are not meant for them to live in, just a secluded area for the litter box and bed. They need space to run around and jump and things to chew and play. Bunnyproof any area you plan to let it run around in 'cause again, they chew.
Also, you should probably just get one unless they're fixed. Bunnies tend to either, uh, go at it like bunnies or fight, otherwise.
Apologies if you know all this already(I am assuming you are giving this infinity times more thought than Karen's grandmother either way), just that I've come across too many people who are like "Of course that decorative tank is too small for a fish!" and then turn around and get a tank that's still half the size the fish actually needs.
Poor bunny. Already.
Whose very mature response is that he doesn't care about being the best and everyone will do a good job. I love Andrew so much.
He definitely got the better end of the deal with Lisa and Seth moved, took him with them, and dumped Karen on Watson.
Karen feels something soft and furry at the bottom of the basket and realizes she has been given a REAL-LIVE BUNNY, YO.
Giving animals as surprise gifts is fucking AWFUL. Every year, tons of dogs are abandoned after Christmas and tons of bunnies and chicks are ditched after Easter.
Now, to disclose, we are considering surprising our daughter with a coupe bunnies at Easter. HOWEVER we have already been talking about it, she knows we're getting some, but she doesn't know when. Just some vague point in the spring. Her daddy and I know we are ultimately responsible for the bunnies, just like we are ultimately responsible for her cat.
But that's different than Granny surprising kids with pets the the parents didn't know about and that no one even knew if the kids really even wanted. Would Andrew have said Yes to wanting a bunny before he had one? Probably not. Karen is Elmyra, so of course she'd say yes. Can she care for one? Nope. Are Lisa and Seth willing to? Uh...I think there's a problem....
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Also, you should probably just get one unless they're fixed. Bunnies tend to either, uh, go at it like bunnies or fight, otherwise.
Apologies if you know all this already(I am assuming you are giving this infinity times more thought than Karen's grandmother either way), just that I've come across too many people who are like "Of course that decorative tank is too small for a fish!" and then turn around and get a tank that's still half the size the fish actually needs.
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