welp, spring fever/mania must be in the air, because thursday i power-snarked and finally managed to finish this thing! i was shocked when i found out my snark of this book is actually 215 fucking pages long, which means it's officially almost as long as an actual super special. no wonder it took me so long to write
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OMG STACEY YOU ARE A GODDAMN TOURIST. YOU HAVE NO BETTER REASON TO BE THERE THAN ANYONE ELSE. And, you know, it's not like people visit historical landmarks to learn something or feel the enormity of events that took place there. Nah, you just assume everyone who travels like you, always on the search for the best selfie and sluttiest outfit. You're basically those gay guys who take their topless Grindr pics at a Holocaust memorial. And sweet Jesus, now I'm picturing the BSC touring a concentration camp or something - can you imagine?!--oh my god, i both can and CAN'T imagine that, because it's so horrifying. and you're so fucking right.
KRISTY IS THE REASON OTHER COUNTRIES HATE US. Ugh.--she's the worst fucking kind of tourist, that's for damned sure.
Michel is way less hot than I was expecting. Which is weird because I was picturing him as Gaspard Ulliel (my girlfriend's current celebrity crush), whom I find hideous. But...IDK I expected them to not draw him looking like Bart 2.0.--i looked up gaspard ulliel because i didn't recognize the name, and holy fuck, that is TOTALLY how michel should've looked. would've been a massive improvement over him being, as you so aptly put it, bart 2.0!
Jerry isn't wrong that they all need to grow the fuck up, but Janine is SO NICE, OMG. Why do they all act like she's the worst?!--i really don't know, but it really upsets me. because you're right, she is so fucking nice. i love janine.
God though I don't blame Cokie for quitting. I would be so fed up with all of them.--SAME!!
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