Stacey declares Beau to be an awesome driver who knows what he's doing--*head slams against desk* Cause it's going to be so dibble to be roadkill! :)
Carol had always tried so hard to like one of us, and now she was acting like an adult.--Both Stacey and Dawn are huge idiots. You know what NOT acting like an adult would be? "Come on and let's get drunk! I can totally buy the booze since all of you are underage! You all can invite some guy friends over and we can play strip poker. *giggles* I'll look the other way if you all end up having an amazing orgy in the process!" Dawn just uses stupid shit like liking current music or "talking like a teenager" and the whole thing just makes her look more and more ridiculous the longer this storyline goes on.
Why couldn’t Carol keep this a secret? --*head explodes*
Saying "you guys" and liking MTV isn't acting like a teenager. --Agreed. Dawn, PLEASE PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. I can't believe this is a character we're supposed to like/support. Like Dawn wouldn't be bitching that Carol acted like a 90 year old if she was going around calling the girls "You young whippersnappers" or something like that. And music, this is my love right here. If it sounds good and I like it, I'll damn well listen to it. I don't care if it was recorded before I was born, if it was popular when I was growing up or if it's current. I don't care if the artist was/is popular, is considered a 'has been' or if the artist never was popular. I realize Dawn is being a fucking idiot right now and probably doesn't even have two brain cells to rub together in order to realize "I'm being a huge dumbass right now. I'm criticizing her musical taste. What does this say about ME?"
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, DAWN?!--Nothing. She actively looks for things to bitch about. I realize the teen years are fucking crazy but I didn't actively look for things to bitch about.
But Dawn totally gives her dad permission to marry Carol, so I guess it's all good now--GIVE ME A BREAK! She gives "permission". I think I'm about to have a Margo Pike moment. *rolls eyes*
I do think it's goddamn weird that Mary Anne feels the need to coach Stephie on how to use her inhaler.--? That does sound like a weird scene. It's not like it's the first time Stephie's used her inhaler?
You do realize that those aren't their names, right?--LOL!
and Dawn tells us she hates when BSC members fight--LOL! Wow, that's really unintentionally hilarious right there. Yeah, that's why you all love to stab each other in the back, shit talk and shun each other.
“I’m in love,” she said, and headed for her sleeping bag, even thought it wasn’t very late.--*rolls eyes* These girls fall in love as much as a normal person changes their underwear.
We can leave you in Bugs Bunny World, and you can go on the baby rides.” WHAT A FUCKING BITCH.--More signs that these friendships are awful. I wouldn't even playfully tease with that line. It just sounds like a cut down no matter how it's said.
I decided that Carol was a kid and an adult at the same time, and that was nice. She would do kooky thing with us, but she knew when to open her mouth and when not to.--God forbid the woman not want to have any fun. "No, I'd much rather stay at home and pull lint off all my stuff. I HATE fun!"
I hate you, Dawn. I really do.--And yet Mallory gets the hatred from the writers. It makes no sense at all.
Dawn goes to Jeff's room and lectures him about being nice to Carol.--OH SPARE ME.
They fly home and continue to act like assholes on the plane.--Figures.
They're all entering the lotto and Dawn comments that next time they win they'll visit Stacey's dad in NYC. --Weird on so many fronts. Dawn's still afraid of New York in this time period, right? Yeah, I always look forward to going somewhere I'm afraid of! And wouldn't it make sense to go somewhere cool that you've never been to before?
Carol had always tried so hard to like one of us, and now she was acting like an adult.--Both Stacey and Dawn are huge idiots. You know what NOT acting like an adult would be? "Come on and let's get drunk! I can totally buy the booze since all of you are underage! You all can invite some guy friends over and we can play strip poker. *giggles* I'll look the other way if you all end up having an amazing orgy in the process!" Dawn just uses stupid shit like liking current music or "talking like a teenager" and the whole thing just makes her look more and more ridiculous the longer this storyline goes on.
Why couldn’t Carol keep this a secret? --*head explodes*
Saying "you guys" and liking MTV isn't acting like a teenager. --Agreed. Dawn, PLEASE PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. I can't believe this is a character we're supposed to like/support. Like Dawn wouldn't be bitching that Carol acted like a 90 year old if she was going around calling the girls "You young whippersnappers" or something like that. And music, this is my love right here. If it sounds good and I like it, I'll damn well listen to it. I don't care if it was recorded before I was born, if it was popular when I was growing up or if it's current. I don't care if the artist was/is popular, is considered a 'has been' or if the artist never was popular. I realize Dawn is being a fucking idiot right now and probably doesn't even have two brain cells to rub together in order to realize "I'm being a huge dumbass right now. I'm criticizing her musical taste. What does this say about ME?"
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, DAWN?!--Nothing. She actively looks for things to bitch about. I realize the teen years are fucking crazy but I didn't actively look for things to bitch about.
But Dawn totally gives her dad permission to marry Carol, so I guess it's all good now--GIVE ME A BREAK! She gives "permission". I think I'm about to have a Margo Pike moment. *rolls eyes*
I do think it's goddamn weird that Mary Anne feels the need to coach Stephie on how to use her inhaler.--? That does sound like a weird scene. It's not like it's the first time Stephie's used her inhaler?
You do realize that those aren't their names, right?--LOL!
and Dawn tells us she hates when BSC members fight--LOL! Wow, that's really unintentionally hilarious right there. Yeah, that's why you all love to stab each other in the back, shit talk and shun each other.
“I’m in love,” she said, and headed for her sleeping bag, even thought it wasn’t very late.--*rolls eyes* These girls fall in love as much as a normal person changes their underwear.
We can leave you in Bugs Bunny World, and you can go on the baby rides.” WHAT A FUCKING BITCH.--More signs that these friendships are awful. I wouldn't even playfully tease with that line. It just sounds like a cut down no matter how it's said.
I decided that Carol was a kid and an adult at the same time, and that was nice. She would do kooky thing with us, but she knew when to open her mouth and when not to.--God forbid the woman not want to have any fun. "No, I'd much rather stay at home and pull lint off all my stuff. I HATE fun!"
I hate you, Dawn. I really do.--And yet Mallory gets the hatred from the writers. It makes no sense at all.
Dawn goes to Jeff's room and lectures him about being nice to Carol.--OH SPARE ME.
They fly home and continue to act like assholes on the plane.--Figures.
They're all entering the lotto and Dawn comments that next time they win they'll visit Stacey's dad in NYC. --Weird on so many fronts. Dawn's still afraid of New York in this time period, right? Yeah, I always look forward to going somewhere I'm afraid of! And wouldn't it make sense to go somewhere cool that you've never been to before?
Enjoyed the snark! :)
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