BSC #12: CLAUDIA AND THE NEW GIRL OR WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS? PART 2!
BSC #12: CLAUDIA AND THE NEW GIRL OR WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS? PART 2!
Hello peeps, hope everyone’s having a good day so far. The weather appears to be confused over whether it wants to be still winter or start sliding into spring; but as long as it stays above thirty degrees, it’s all good!
Once again, thanks everyone who reads and comments on the snarks. It really means so much to me!
Now without any further ado:
Chapter 4:
Claudia’s sitting for Jackie, Archie and Shea and GUESS WHAT KIDS? JACKIE KNOCKED DOWN THE RICE KRISPIES!!
This makes Claudia put her head in her hands, because we all know that spilling cereal is such a massive ordeal to go through. I mean, IT’S CEREAL! ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
YEA, IT MAKES ME RUB MY HEAD TOO! FOR ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING REASONS! SERIOUSLY, DID A FABULOUS GINGER BITCH KICK ANN IN THE SHINS OR SOMETHING? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GINGER HATE IN THESE BOOKS?!
THEN BITCH JUST HAS TO SNOT ABOUT ARCHIE’S REAL NAME BEING ‘ARCHIBALD’! YEA, THAT’S WEIRD, BUT SHEA’S OKAY? DA FUCK? AND WHAT ABOUT THE BLOND NIMROD’S SITTING CHARGES IN CALI; CLOVER AND DAFFODIL? WHAT ABOUT LINNY AND HANNIE? FUCKING HELL!
So they clean up the offending Krispies; well three of them do. Claudia makes Jackie stand in the fucking corner, because God Forbid the kid actually help and end up whacking Claudia in the head with a broom or something.
After the cleanup, Claudia writes down ‘Rice Krispys’ on Mrs. R’s grocery list… EVEN THOUGH THE BOX HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE IN THE FUCKING ROOM AND SHE CAN JUST SEE HOW TO FUCKING SPELL THE GODDAMN WORD! FUCKING HELL, FORGET A LEARNING DISABILITY; THIS TWAT JUST DOESN’T TRY! LIKE AT ALL!
SO BASICALLY… THIS IS CLAUDIA’S STATE OF MIND ALL THE TIME!
MAKES SENSE!
But then OH NOES! WHERE’S JACKIE?
Turns out he’s stuck in the bathroom with the door locked and DIDN’T THEY DO THIS ON THE TV SHOW ALREADY? (Yes they did, with Dawn!) And Jackie can’t come unlock the damn door because his hand’s stuck in the drain; because he was trying to get his toy out and there’s no key… JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS OF ALL THIS SHIT GOING DOWN AT JACKIE’S? ANN, WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING IN THE EIGHTIES? FUCKING HELL, THIS IS PIKE KID LEVELS OF INSANITY RIGHT HERE!
Shea tells Claudia that all she has to do is… ‘jump on the doghouse roof to the toolshed roof, hop on the porch roof and then open the bathroom window and jump right in’.
WHY DOESN’T SHE JUST BUST THROUGH THE DOOR? BECAUSE ALL THE JUMPING FROM ROOF TO ROOF COULD RESULT IN HER GETTING HURT! WHAT IF THE BATHROOM WINDOW IS LOCKED? WHAT IF THE MANY ROOFS DON’T HOLD HER? JESUS CHRIST ANN, THIS IS A HELL OF A MESSAGE TO BE SENDING KIDS!
Claudia ends up doing it and crawls into the bathroom with Jackie; with NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO GET HIS HAND OUT OF THE DRAIN!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S SUCH A THING CALLED THE BSC NOTEBOOK ISN’T THERE? AND CLAUDIA CLAIMS TO HAVE READ THAT MA AND LOGAN GOT JACKIE’S HAND OUT OF A JAR WITH BUTTER; SO NOW SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO!
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT ANN PUT THAT IN BECAUSE FANS WERE WRITING HER AND ASKING WHAT WAS THE REASONING BEHIND THE NOTEBOOK? JUST A HUNCH I HAVE!
Jackie gets loose and Claudia takes the kids outside to play that AWESOME game; Red Light, Green Light! It goes well for a while; but then Ashley shows up because she conveniently lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR!
Ashley asks why Claudia has to baby sit all the damn time and Claudia has to explain about the Cult. Ashley tells her that she spends all her time with her artwork and damn the rest of it and I do see her point. I wouldn’t go as far as cutting everyone out of my life, but rather devote some time every day to my art/hobby/skill/what-have-you.
Then Ashley asks if the Cult ‘takes up a lot of time’;
HONEY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH!
Claudia does tell her that the Cult’s doing well and that she does work on her sculpture ‘whenever she makes time’ and that pisses Ashley off. Not that I blame her; because Claudia should work more on it. Claudia invites her to stay and FUCKING REALLY? YOU DON’T KNOW THIS BITCH FROM A HOLE IN THE FUCKING WALL AND I DON’T MRS. R WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU INVITED A COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGER INTO HER HOUSE!
Doesn’t matter anyway, since Ashley basically just fucking bolts. And Claudia spends the rest of the job envious that Ashley is more serious about her art and vows to let her help with the sculpture. Also never to play outside with the boys again, for fear of her girl crush seeing her.
Chapter 5:
Claudia waxes poetic about how all the Cult members are THE BESTEST FRIENDS, OMG! And how they all eat lunch together, take shits together, and if puberty existed; they’d probably get their periods and lose their virginities’ together too!
Ashley runs up during lunch and asks Claudia to sit with her; but Claudia fears the Almighty hand of K-Ron and asks Ashley to sit with them instead. Ashley says no and tells her that they need to talk about the sculpture contest and offers her help instead. This ends with Claudia walking up to the Cult table; shitting her pants the whole way because she’s now ‘defected’.
I’m not even kidding; bitch actually uses the word ‘defected’! First off; HOW THE HOLY HELL DOES DUMBASS CLAUDIA EVEN KNOW THAT FUCKING WORD? THIS IS THE SAME BITCH WHO WROTE A LETTER TO HER PARENTS ASKING ‘WHO ARE YOU?;’ INSTEAD OF ‘HOW ARE YOU?!’ SECOND, YOU’RE SITTING WITH ANOTHER FRIEND AND IT’S IMPORTANT TO YOU! IF YOU’RE THAT SCARED OF WHAT THE GIRLS WILL SAY; GET THE FUCK OUT NOW! THIS IS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP!
AND FUCK YOU CLAUDIA FOR EVEN SAYING THAT THESE BITCHES WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU MISSED LUNCH BECAUSE YOU ‘WERE SICK OR HAD TO GO TO RESOURCE ROOM’ BECAUSE BULLSHIT! K-RON MADE EVERYONE COME HOME FROM BBQ’S FOR FUCKING PINEAPPLE CLOCKS; YOU DIRTY LIAR!!
She goes up to the table and basically tells them that she’s eating lunch with Ashley; but the way she does it comes across as if she’s in a polygamous relationship with the other girls and is hiding the fact she wants to only be with Ashley from them. And get this shit, she apparently can’t say the words ‘new girl’ in front of the others. This is baffling to me; is it because of Stacey and Dawn? Is it because Ashley’s right there? EXPLAIN THESE THINGS, ANN!
The girls go off together, with Claudia finally; FUCKING FINALLY!! FEELING SOME ANGER ABOUT THE OTHER BITCHES ACTING LIKE SHE NEEDS TO EAT LUNCH WITH THEM EVERYDAY AND THAT THEY SHOULDN’T MAKE HER FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT!
I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!
THAT’S RIGHT CLAUDIA! YOU GO CLAUDIA!!!
The two sit with their lunches; Claudia with a sandwich and Ashley with a yogurt and apple. This makes Claudia think that Ashley and Unholy Hosebeast would get along and NO! DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK OF THOSE TWATS RIGHT NOW! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING FREEDOM!!!
Then Ashley asks what she wants to sculpt and while Claudia has ideas; she rather have the Keyes expert tell her what to do. Yea… so basically, bitch just left one master for a fucking another! FUCKING HELL!
Ashley says that they should head over to a gallery that afternoon to check out a watercolor exhibit for inspiration and Claudia’s dumbass is all; ‘We’re supposed to be creating sculptures, not paintings; you dirty hippie.’ Then Ashley says; ‘Bitch, you ever hear of inspiration? Fucking dumbass.’ Claudia says she’s down; but she ABSOLUTELY, MOST DEFINITELY, MUST BE HOME BY FIVE-THIRTY FOR THE LACED KOOL-AID OR FACE K-RON’S FLOGGER AGAIN!!
AND GUESS WHAT TIME SHE GETS TO THE MEETING? 5:45!
Claudia says that every time she was about to leave for the meeting, Ashley found more and more for them to look at and talk about and that’s why she was late. And it sounds like Claudia had a great time; she says that she noticed more details in the art and it was great to have someone to actually talk to and listen about art.
Of course, THAT GETS SHOT TO SHIT THE SECOND SHE WALKS THROUGH HER GODDAMN BEDROOM DOOR!
She walks in to see the eyes of four angry bitches looking at her and is all; ‘Why the fuck did you hoes start the meeting without me?’
WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THEY DID?
Then K-Ron says that she damn sure wasn’t telling everyone to call back later when she dared to show herself and then asks where the fuck Claudia was. When she says that Ashley and her had a date to the museum; they tell her to call if she’s going to be late, that it’s a club rule AND SINCE FUCKING WHEN? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THESE BITCHES FUCKING RACE OVER TO THE MEETINGS, WHEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING CALL IF THEY’RE GONNA BE LATE?
WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T ANY OF THESE BITCHES JUST DO THAT THEN?
Whatever, so Claudia says that she had so much fun with Ashley; she lost track of the time and this makes Stacey ask if ‘AS GOOD A TIME AS WHEN YOU AND I GO TO THE MALL?’
WHEN DID THE BSC TURN INTO FUCKING FRIENDS?
I WOULD’VE SO BEEN LIKE; ‘I DUNNO STACE; IS BLOWING SAM ON THE THIRD FLOOR AS BEN BREWER’S GHOST WATCHES BETTER THAN BLOWING PETE UNDER THE BLEACHERS? FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS!’ BUT I’M BITCHY LIKE THAT!
But no, Claudia just kind of says she doesn’t know and forces herself to laugh and is it me… but is this coming off like Claudia was dating Stacey, cheated on her and is now trying to fucking play if off that Stacey found out? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting from this.
Claudia asks if she missed anything and K-Ron says that a few calls came in that the appointment book said she was free for; but they ‘weren’t sure’ and had to give them away. FUCKING REALLY WITH THIS SHIT? IF SHE WAS LISTED AS FREE IN THE BOOK, SHE WAS FUCKING FREE! WHY WAS IT SO FUCKING VITAL FOR THEM ALL TO COME TO EVERY MEETING, IF THE BOOK COULD TELL THEM WHO WAS FREE?
The chapter ends with Claudia being pissy about missing out on jobs and that Stacey’s giving her the evil eye; because it makes her feel shitty. Uh… Claudia, sweetie… IT’S YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM AND YOU CAN REALLY KILL THESE BITCHES OUT IF THEY’RE MAKING YOU FEEL SHITTY ABOUT DARING TO HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND!
FUCKING HELL!
Chapter 6:
Dawn writes that Jeff got into trouble while she was sitting for the Perfect Perkins girls; who were awesome as usual. The girls are playing salon with all of Mrs. Perkins old makeup and I always thought it was so cute. They’re even decorating their dolls and it’s adorable.
Mrs. Perkins tells Dawn to let them play and not even worry about the mess; because she’ll handle that later on. But before Dawn can relax, the phone rings and its Jeff. He needs to be picked up from school by Sharon’s baked ass, because dumbass FUCKING THREW AN ERASER THREE GODDAMN TIMES ACROSS THE ROOM, KNOCKED OVER A TILE MOSAIC, WHICH BROKER AND CUT A GIRL’S LEG! FUCKING HELL, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN ASS WHOOPING! AND SHARON’S TOO FUCKING BAKED TO PICK HIM UP AND NOW DAWN HAS TO PACK UP THE GIRLS, THE DOLLS AND THE MAKEUP AND HEAD OVER TO THE SCHOOL, BECAUSE THEY’RE ILLEGALLY HOLDING HIM THERE AND ARE PREVENTING HIM FROM LEAVING! LAWSUIT! YOU ARE SO FUCKING SUED! YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP A KID THERE AGAINST THEIR WILL AND ALSO…A CHILD CAN’T BE SUBSTITUTED FOR A FUCKING PARENT!
Anyway, she ends up getting Jeff and the teacher kisses Dawn’s ass about being ‘oh, so responsible’ and they head out. Jeff goes home and Dawn goes back to the Perkins’ with Mama worried sick, but after hearing the story , everything’s better. Dawn heads home, worried about the Jeff situation.
That’s it for today kids; more soon! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you soon!
Hello peeps, hope everyone’s having a good day so far. The weather appears to be confused over whether it wants to be still winter or start sliding into spring; but as long as it stays above thirty degrees, it’s all good!
Once again, thanks everyone who reads and comments on the snarks. It really means so much to me!
Now without any further ado:
Chapter 4:
Claudia’s sitting for Jackie, Archie and Shea and GUESS WHAT KIDS? JACKIE KNOCKED DOWN THE RICE KRISPIES!!
This makes Claudia put her head in her hands, because we all know that spilling cereal is such a massive ordeal to go through. I mean, IT’S CEREAL! ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
YEA, IT MAKES ME RUB MY HEAD TOO! FOR ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING REASONS! SERIOUSLY, DID A FABULOUS GINGER BITCH KICK ANN IN THE SHINS OR SOMETHING? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GINGER HATE IN THESE BOOKS?!
THEN BITCH JUST HAS TO SNOT ABOUT ARCHIE’S REAL NAME BEING ‘ARCHIBALD’! YEA, THAT’S WEIRD, BUT SHEA’S OKAY? DA FUCK? AND WHAT ABOUT THE BLOND NIMROD’S SITTING CHARGES IN CALI; CLOVER AND DAFFODIL? WHAT ABOUT LINNY AND HANNIE? FUCKING HELL!
So they clean up the offending Krispies; well three of them do. Claudia makes Jackie stand in the fucking corner, because God Forbid the kid actually help and end up whacking Claudia in the head with a broom or something.
After the cleanup, Claudia writes down ‘Rice Krispys’ on Mrs. R’s grocery list… EVEN THOUGH THE BOX HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE IN THE FUCKING ROOM AND SHE CAN JUST SEE HOW TO FUCKING SPELL THE GODDAMN WORD! FUCKING HELL, FORGET A LEARNING DISABILITY; THIS TWAT JUST DOESN’T TRY! LIKE AT ALL!
SO BASICALLY… THIS IS CLAUDIA’S STATE OF MIND ALL THE TIME!
MAKES SENSE!
But then OH NOES! WHERE’S JACKIE?
Turns out he’s stuck in the bathroom with the door locked and DIDN’T THEY DO THIS ON THE TV SHOW ALREADY? (Yes they did, with Dawn!) And Jackie can’t come unlock the damn door because his hand’s stuck in the drain; because he was trying to get his toy out and there’s no key… JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS OF ALL THIS SHIT GOING DOWN AT JACKIE’S? ANN, WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING IN THE EIGHTIES? FUCKING HELL, THIS IS PIKE KID LEVELS OF INSANITY RIGHT HERE!
Shea tells Claudia that all she has to do is… ‘jump on the doghouse roof to the toolshed roof, hop on the porch roof and then open the bathroom window and jump right in’.
WHY DOESN’T SHE JUST BUST THROUGH THE DOOR? BECAUSE ALL THE JUMPING FROM ROOF TO ROOF COULD RESULT IN HER GETTING HURT! WHAT IF THE BATHROOM WINDOW IS LOCKED? WHAT IF THE MANY ROOFS DON’T HOLD HER? JESUS CHRIST ANN, THIS IS A HELL OF A MESSAGE TO BE SENDING KIDS!
Claudia ends up doing it and crawls into the bathroom with Jackie; with NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO GET HIS HAND OUT OF THE DRAIN!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S SUCH A THING CALLED THE BSC NOTEBOOK ISN’T THERE? AND CLAUDIA CLAIMS TO HAVE READ THAT MA AND LOGAN GOT JACKIE’S HAND OUT OF A JAR WITH BUTTER; SO NOW SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO!
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT ANN PUT THAT IN BECAUSE FANS WERE WRITING HER AND ASKING WHAT WAS THE REASONING BEHIND THE NOTEBOOK? JUST A HUNCH I HAVE!
Jackie gets loose and Claudia takes the kids outside to play that AWESOME game; Red Light, Green Light! It goes well for a while; but then Ashley shows up because she conveniently lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR!
Ashley asks why Claudia has to baby sit all the damn time and Claudia has to explain about the Cult. Ashley tells her that she spends all her time with her artwork and damn the rest of it and I do see her point. I wouldn’t go as far as cutting everyone out of my life, but rather devote some time every day to my art/hobby/skill/what-have-you.
Then Ashley asks if the Cult ‘takes up a lot of time’;
HONEY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH!
Claudia does tell her that the Cult’s doing well and that she does work on her sculpture ‘whenever she makes time’ and that pisses Ashley off. Not that I blame her; because Claudia should work more on it. Claudia invites her to stay and FUCKING REALLY? YOU DON’T KNOW THIS BITCH FROM A HOLE IN THE FUCKING WALL AND I DON’T MRS. R WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU INVITED A COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGER INTO HER HOUSE!
Doesn’t matter anyway, since Ashley basically just fucking bolts. And Claudia spends the rest of the job envious that Ashley is more serious about her art and vows to let her help with the sculpture. Also never to play outside with the boys again, for fear of her girl crush seeing her.
Chapter 5:
Claudia waxes poetic about how all the Cult members are THE BESTEST FRIENDS, OMG! And how they all eat lunch together, take shits together, and if puberty existed; they’d probably get their periods and lose their virginities’ together too!
Ashley runs up during lunch and asks Claudia to sit with her; but Claudia fears the Almighty hand of K-Ron and asks Ashley to sit with them instead. Ashley says no and tells her that they need to talk about the sculpture contest and offers her help instead. This ends with Claudia walking up to the Cult table; shitting her pants the whole way because she’s now ‘defected’.
I’m not even kidding; bitch actually uses the word ‘defected’! First off; HOW THE HOLY HELL DOES DUMBASS CLAUDIA EVEN KNOW THAT FUCKING WORD? THIS IS THE SAME BITCH WHO WROTE A LETTER TO HER PARENTS ASKING ‘WHO ARE YOU?;’ INSTEAD OF ‘HOW ARE YOU?!’ SECOND, YOU’RE SITTING WITH ANOTHER FRIEND AND IT’S IMPORTANT TO YOU! IF YOU’RE THAT SCARED OF WHAT THE GIRLS WILL SAY; GET THE FUCK OUT NOW! THIS IS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP!
AND FUCK YOU CLAUDIA FOR EVEN SAYING THAT THESE BITCHES WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU MISSED LUNCH BECAUSE YOU ‘WERE SICK OR HAD TO GO TO RESOURCE ROOM’ BECAUSE BULLSHIT! K-RON MADE EVERYONE COME HOME FROM BBQ’S FOR FUCKING PINEAPPLE CLOCKS; YOU DIRTY LIAR!!
She goes up to the table and basically tells them that she’s eating lunch with Ashley; but the way she does it comes across as if she’s in a polygamous relationship with the other girls and is hiding the fact she wants to only be with Ashley from them. And get this shit, she apparently can’t say the words ‘new girl’ in front of the others. This is baffling to me; is it because of Stacey and Dawn? Is it because Ashley’s right there? EXPLAIN THESE THINGS, ANN!
The girls go off together, with Claudia finally; FUCKING FINALLY!! FEELING SOME ANGER ABOUT THE OTHER BITCHES ACTING LIKE SHE NEEDS TO EAT LUNCH WITH THEM EVERYDAY AND THAT THEY SHOULDN’T MAKE HER FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT!
I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!
Click to viewTHAT’S RIGHT CLAUDIA! YOU GO CLAUDIA!!!
The two sit with their lunches; Claudia with a sandwich and Ashley with a yogurt and apple. This makes Claudia think that Ashley and Unholy Hosebeast would get along and NO! DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK OF THOSE TWATS RIGHT NOW! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING FREEDOM!!!
Then Ashley asks what she wants to sculpt and while Claudia has ideas; she rather have the Keyes expert tell her what to do. Yea… so basically, bitch just left one master for a fucking another! FUCKING HELL!
Ashley says that they should head over to a gallery that afternoon to check out a watercolor exhibit for inspiration and Claudia’s dumbass is all; ‘We’re supposed to be creating sculptures, not paintings; you dirty hippie.’ Then Ashley says; ‘Bitch, you ever hear of inspiration? Fucking dumbass.’ Claudia says she’s down; but she ABSOLUTELY, MOST DEFINITELY, MUST BE HOME BY FIVE-THIRTY FOR THE LACED KOOL-AID OR FACE K-RON’S FLOGGER AGAIN!!
AND GUESS WHAT TIME SHE GETS TO THE MEETING? 5:45!
Claudia says that every time she was about to leave for the meeting, Ashley found more and more for them to look at and talk about and that’s why she was late. And it sounds like Claudia had a great time; she says that she noticed more details in the art and it was great to have someone to actually talk to and listen about art.
Of course, THAT GETS SHOT TO SHIT THE SECOND SHE WALKS THROUGH HER GODDAMN BEDROOM DOOR!
She walks in to see the eyes of four angry bitches looking at her and is all; ‘Why the fuck did you hoes start the meeting without me?’
WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THEY DID?
Then K-Ron says that she damn sure wasn’t telling everyone to call back later when she dared to show herself and then asks where the fuck Claudia was. When she says that Ashley and her had a date to the museum; they tell her to call if she’s going to be late, that it’s a club rule AND SINCE FUCKING WHEN? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THESE BITCHES FUCKING RACE OVER TO THE MEETINGS, WHEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING CALL IF THEY’RE GONNA BE LATE?
WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T ANY OF THESE BITCHES JUST DO THAT THEN?
Whatever, so Claudia says that she had so much fun with Ashley; she lost track of the time and this makes Stacey ask if ‘AS GOOD A TIME AS WHEN YOU AND I GO TO THE MALL?’
WHEN DID THE BSC TURN INTO FUCKING FRIENDS?
I WOULD’VE SO BEEN LIKE; ‘I DUNNO STACE; IS BLOWING SAM ON THE THIRD FLOOR AS BEN BREWER’S GHOST WATCHES BETTER THAN BLOWING PETE UNDER THE BLEACHERS? FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS!’ BUT I’M BITCHY LIKE THAT!
But no, Claudia just kind of says she doesn’t know and forces herself to laugh and is it me… but is this coming off like Claudia was dating Stacey, cheated on her and is now trying to fucking play if off that Stacey found out? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting from this.
Claudia asks if she missed anything and K-Ron says that a few calls came in that the appointment book said she was free for; but they ‘weren’t sure’ and had to give them away. FUCKING REALLY WITH THIS SHIT? IF SHE WAS LISTED AS FREE IN THE BOOK, SHE WAS FUCKING FREE! WHY WAS IT SO FUCKING VITAL FOR THEM ALL TO COME TO EVERY MEETING, IF THE BOOK COULD TELL THEM WHO WAS FREE?
The chapter ends with Claudia being pissy about missing out on jobs and that Stacey’s giving her the evil eye; because it makes her feel shitty. Uh… Claudia, sweetie… IT’S YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM AND YOU CAN REALLY KILL THESE BITCHES OUT IF THEY’RE MAKING YOU FEEL SHITTY ABOUT DARING TO HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND!
FUCKING HELL!
Chapter 6:
Dawn writes that Jeff got into trouble while she was sitting for the Perfect Perkins girls; who were awesome as usual. The girls are playing salon with all of Mrs. Perkins old makeup and I always thought it was so cute. They’re even decorating their dolls and it’s adorable.
Mrs. Perkins tells Dawn to let them play and not even worry about the mess; because she’ll handle that later on. But before Dawn can relax, the phone rings and its Jeff. He needs to be picked up from school by Sharon’s baked ass, because dumbass FUCKING THREW AN ERASER THREE GODDAMN TIMES ACROSS THE ROOM, KNOCKED OVER A TILE MOSAIC, WHICH BROKER AND CUT A GIRL’S LEG! FUCKING HELL, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN ASS WHOOPING! AND SHARON’S TOO FUCKING BAKED TO PICK HIM UP AND NOW DAWN HAS TO PACK UP THE GIRLS, THE DOLLS AND THE MAKEUP AND HEAD OVER TO THE SCHOOL, BECAUSE THEY’RE ILLEGALLY HOLDING HIM THERE AND ARE PREVENTING HIM FROM LEAVING! LAWSUIT! YOU ARE SO FUCKING SUED! YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP A KID THERE AGAINST THEIR WILL AND ALSO…A CHILD CAN’T BE SUBSTITUTED FOR A FUCKING PARENT!
Anyway, she ends up getting Jeff and the teacher kisses Dawn’s ass about being ‘oh, so responsible’ and they head out. Jeff goes home and Dawn goes back to the Perkins’ with Mama worried sick, but after hearing the story , everything’s better. Dawn heads home, worried about the Jeff situation.
That’s it for today kids; more soon! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you soon!