BSC #24: KRISTY AND THE MOTHER’S DAY SURPRISE OR ITS EMILY! THERE, THE SURPRISE IS RUINED NOW! 1!
BSC #24: KRISTY AND THE MOTHER’S DAY SURPRISE OR ITS EMILY! THERE, THE SURPRISE IS RUINED NOW! PART 1!
Hello my peeps, how’s everyone today? I hope you all are someplace warm; my state has wind/cold warnings all week AND the threat of a big snowstorm! ‘Snowbound’ may not be fiction for much longer! Oh well, as long as the heat, Pepsi, Cookies and internet hold up… I should be fine!
Thank you all once again for all your comments, it really means a lot to me!
Now without any further ado:
The one I have:
It’s K-Ron and some of the kids; Becca I know for sure, and some others I think are Karen, David Michael, Jamie and Jenny P? I have no idea! They’re at the fair; having fun and I wonder just where the fuck is the other sitters? Or kids for that matter? FOR FUCK’S SAKE HODGES, YOU HAD ONE JOB!
The Re-Issue:
It’s basically the same cover, just BRIGHT AS FUCK! Also, they changed K-Ron slightly; now she looks HIGH AS FUCK AND SHE’S WEARING HER KRUSHERS HAT! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, MAYBE SHE SNUCK ONE OF SHARON’S HOMEMADE BROWNIES?!
UK Cover:
WHY DOES K-RON LOOKED PISSED OFF? WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN EIGHTIES SOCCER MOM? WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT KID LOOK DEMONIC?! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE UK COVERS SCARING THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE?!
The back of my cover says that Mother’s Day is coming up…
I HAD NO IDEA THAT A BOOK WITH ‘MOTHER’S DAY’ IN THE TITLE; ACTUALLY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH FUCKING MOTHER’S DAY, ANN! FUCKING HELL, THIS IS ONLY THE TWENTY-FOURTH BOOK! YOU’RE GONNA SMOKE YOURSELF STUPID IF YOU’RE ALREADY TOKING UP THIS GODDAMN EARLY IN THE SERIES!
Whatever, so Mother’s Day is coming and the girls have no fucking clue what to get their own mom’s. I guess making something is out of the question? Why is this a problem, I mean; my mom STILL has all the crap me and my brothers used to make for her and I’m telling you guy; some of that stuff is downright UGLY AS FUCK! I can’t make art for shit, so my stuff tends to look like it got run over on the way to the gift receiver’s house, but STILL! MY MOM KEPT IT ALL AND DISPLAYED IT EVERY YEAR; BECAUSE SHE’S AN AWESOME FUCKING MOM!
Anyway, so K-Ron and the girls want to do something for their moms and apparently; K-Ron has a patented GREAT IDEA! that Stacey’s SOMEHOW involved in?
And they plan a day off for the mom’s or some such shit; the cover says that K-Ron’s mom ‘has a very special surprise of her own’. Spoilers for a nearly thirty year old book… IT’S EMILY!!!
I can’t believe I’m only on the cover and I’m already fucking bored as Hell!
Chapter 1:
We open on K-Ron inner monologue about families; ‘Is a family really a mother, father, and a kid or two? I hope not, because if that’s a family, then I haven’t got one.’
DID I MISS SOMETHING, WHEN DID EVERYONE IN K-RON’S FAMILY DIE?! AND HOW THE FUCK WAS SHE ABLE TO RESURRECT THEM ALL BY THE NEXT BOOK?! WAS THIS COVERED IN A LITTLE SISTER I NEVER READ?!
Oh, she means that she doesn’t think that her family is a real one… or something. WHA…. DA….FUCK….. (*Let’s see: Elizabeth, Watson, Charlie-No Balls, Sam the Creeper, David Michael the Closet Dweller, Andrew the Unlikely, and… Child of the Corn/Village of the Damned Karen.) By her definition and everyone else’s I might add: THAT’S A FUCKING FAMILY, YOU NITWIT!! YOU KNOW ANN; SOME OF YOUR READERS MAY BE RAISED IN SINGLE PARENT HOMES, HAVE STEPFAMILIES, GAY PARENTS, NO PARENTS, ETC.! MATTER OF FACT; I’LL PUT ALL MY PEPSI AND COOKIES DOWN THAT IF SOMEONE WERE TO POLL EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY, NOT EVERYONE WOULD HAVE THE SAME NUCLEAR FAMILY NICK-AT-NITE SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS BACK THEN!
WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR FUCKING FAN BASE, ANN!
AND K-RON ACTUALLY THINKS THIS MEANS THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE DON’T HAVE FAMILY EITHER, AND USES NANNIE AS AN EXAMPLE AS A ONE-PERSON FAMILY! DA HOLY FUCK? NANNIE’S YOUR GRANDMOTHER; SHE’S MOTHER TO YOUR MOM AND YOUR TWO BATSHIT INSANE AUNTS! THAT’S A FUCKING FAMILY, NUMBNUTS!!
I’M NOT EVEN PAST THE FIRST PAGE, PEOPLE!
And OF COURSE; dumbass K-Ron thinks this is a brilliant place for an info dump and I skim BECAUSE FUCK HER! I KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY, I SNARKED K-RON’S BATSHIT INSANE MOTHER DEMANDING A GODDAMN WEDDING TO SHOW OFF HER NEW SUGAR DADDY AND I REALLY COULD CARE LESS AT THIS FUCKING POINT!! NO, I’M NOT READING ABOUT KAREN, ANDREW OR GODDAMN BOO-BOO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
This leads into ANOTHER info dump; this time about the Almighty Cult and more skimming ensues! I almost feel cheap to be snarking a book that’s so damn easy!
We also get a rare sad moment at the end of the chapter, with K-Ron talking about how her father ‘doesn’t count’ as family because he has no contact with any of them and when he does, never says ‘I love you’ or anything. I can’t snark that; it’s fucked up and I always felt sorry for the kids and Elizabeth for having to go through that.
Here’s something funny to take our minds off the sadness:
Chapter 2:
Next we’re at the Cult meeting and we get ANOTHER GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING INFO DUMP!! REALLY ANN, FUCKING REALLY? CONDENSE THE GODDAMN INFO INTO ONE CHAPTER; YOU’D THINK AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOU’D KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY!! FUCKING HELL!
Dawn’s the treasure this time around, because Stacey’s parents didn’t have their Unholy fucking union spilt yet and after collecting the dues; K-Ron says that she can’t believe that the school year’s almost over and NO ONE MENTIONS GRADUATING EIGHTH GRADE! IT’S LIKE THE CHARACTERS BECAME FUCKING SELF-AWARE OF THE TIME WARP OR SOMETHING!
Whatever, still don’t care.
Then K-Ron nearly bolts out of her chair, because… MOTHER’S DAY…. IS LESS THAN THREE WEEKS AWAY!
UH… WHY IS THIS A BIG DEAL? THEY STILL HAVE TIME!
Mal gets all upset about not knowing what to get the mother of eight kids she does fuck all to raise; citing that Sweet Dee usually just ends up with handmade stuff or cheap jewelry. WAIT A MINUTE… THIS BITCH REALLY FUCKING COMPLAINS OVER STUFF HER OWN KIDS BUY/MAKE HER WITH LOVE?! SHE JUST REACHED A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF FUCKED UP PARENTING; THIS IS REALITY SHOW MOM RIGHT HERE!
Claudia says that she has ‘the perfect gift’ for her mom; just needs to think about what it is exactly!
Here’s a thought: WHY DON’T YOU PAINT HER A PICTURE OR MAKE A COLLAGE OR DO ANYTHING THAT ARTISTS DO?!
THEN MA IS A FUCKING DEBBIE DOWNER ABOUT THE WHOLE THING; ‘I NEVER HAVE TO THINK OF MOTHER’S DAY PRESENTS’.
Ok, I get that she’s upset about not having a mom to share this day with and all; BUT GOOD GOD, SHUT UP! DID YOU TURN INTO PHOEBE BUFFAY NOW; ARE YOU GONNA USE THAT LINE FOR EVERYTHING? AND QUICK QUESTION, WHEN FATHER’S DAY ROLLS AROUND; DOES K-RON ACT LIKE THIS TO EVERYONE ELSE?! THIS LINE JUST CAME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF NOWHERE, NO ONE WAS EVEN TALKING TO MA!
This leads K-Ron to talk about how she forgets sometimes about Alma being dead and MA sits in art class reading while everyone else makes their Mother’s Day gifts. Why not make something for her father or even Mimi? Why not Elizabeth? And why the fuck does everyone apologize when’s there no reason too? Do you guys think MA and company fucking apologize to K-Ron or Abby when Father’s Day rolls around?
The chapter ends with Claudia taking a job for the Newton kids and everyone continuing to talk about Mother’s Day, because FUCK MA!
Chapter 3:
Charlie picks up K-Ron and I almost legit fall off my chair from laughing so hard at the fact that this bitch actually thinks Charlie would ever forget to pick her up. NOT SINCE THE CATTLE PROD AND CASTRATION, HE WON’T!
Sam meets them at the door, saying that K-Ron’s a goddamn nutcake for babysitting all the time without killing someone. Especially Karen, because we all would just bury that little underneath the porch if we had to sit for her. Then later on, the family sits at the table together for dinner and the parental units get all choked up over them all being together. This leads to K-Ron saying that sometimes she feels that her family’s divided into Watson’s section and Elizabeth’s section; MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE BOTHERED TO ACTUALLY SIT AND TALK TO THE KIDS ABOUT ANYTHING BEFORE GETTING MARRIED QUICKLY! NOTHING AT ALL WAS DONE TO MAKE ANYONE FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THE SITUATION AT ALL!
So the dinner goes on and the kids act like fucking brats and Elizabeth’s all;
About it. Which totally proves she’s HIGH AS FUCK right now! Same tells Karen that her ‘epidermis is showing’; to which she replies that she’s ‘not wearing a dress, so it can’t be’ and WHAT THE FUCK?
DID ANN JUST MAKE A REFERENCE TO KAREN’S COOTER/BOOTY HANGING OUT?! DA HOLY FUCK, HOW FUCKING HIGH WAS SHE?!
Whatever, they let her in on the joke and there’s more of the kids fucking around at the table and turns out, Elizabeth’s not the only one HIGH OFF HER ASS RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WATSON AND HER ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW LUCKY THEY ARE TO HAVE ‘SIX BEAUTIFUL KIDS’!
YEAH, BETWEEN PIG PEN AND THE BLONDE OF THE DAMNED; MY ASS THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL! MY SNARKER ASS!
And this shit goes on and ON; Elizabeth talking about the awesomeness of their small town, with sitters who work for peanuts, and a huge FUCKING MANSION WITH ONLY THREE SPARE ROOMS! NEVER MIND THE ENTIRE THIRD FLOOR, BECAUSE BEN BREWER’S GHOST ASS LIVES UP THERE, EATING GHOST PATE AND BINDING HIS TIME UNTIL HE ATTACKS! (LIKE THE POOR DEAD GUY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WASTE HIS TIME SPOOKING THIS PACK OF ASSHOLES! I RATHER BE CHILLING WITH THE DEETZ FAMILY FROM BEETLEJUICE!) Now the kids are suspicious of her being pregnant with the Antichrist, but she swears that Watson hasn’t touched her ass in MONTHS; BUT does ask how they’d like another sibling that she can ignore and have her mother move in and raise. You know, because she’s only a ‘one-person family’ and all!
The older kids are all excited about it, but Andrew gets sad about no longer being the baby. That poor kid, bad enough they throw him aside for Karen; God Knows if they’ll remember to even feed him now. But the conversation ends there, because Boo-Boo brings in a fucking mole he captured.
Later on, K-Ron’s lying in bed; trying to make sense of her mom wanting another kid and what to give her for Mother’s Day. JUST MAKE HER SOMETHING, OR BUY HER FLOWERS OR ANYTHING ELSE!! The chapter ends with her coming up with another of her GREAT IDEAS! That she’s totally gonna pawn all the work off her friends and take the credit for!
That’s all for now, kids! More soon! Thank you all for reading and I’ll see you soon!
I have some more Golden Girls snarks, and a new Girl Talk book snark as well! Enjoy!
Hello my peeps, how’s everyone today? I hope you all are someplace warm; my state has wind/cold warnings all week AND the threat of a big snowstorm! ‘Snowbound’ may not be fiction for much longer! Oh well, as long as the heat, Pepsi, Cookies and internet hold up… I should be fine!
Thank you all once again for all your comments, it really means a lot to me!
Now without any further ado:
The one I have:
It’s K-Ron and some of the kids; Becca I know for sure, and some others I think are Karen, David Michael, Jamie and Jenny P? I have no idea! They’re at the fair; having fun and I wonder just where the fuck is the other sitters? Or kids for that matter? FOR FUCK’S SAKE HODGES, YOU HAD ONE JOB!
The Re-Issue:
It’s basically the same cover, just BRIGHT AS FUCK! Also, they changed K-Ron slightly; now she looks HIGH AS FUCK AND SHE’S WEARING HER KRUSHERS HAT! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, MAYBE SHE SNUCK ONE OF SHARON’S HOMEMADE BROWNIES?!
UK Cover:
WHY DOES K-RON LOOKED PISSED OFF? WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN EIGHTIES SOCCER MOM? WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT KID LOOK DEMONIC?! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE UK COVERS SCARING THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE?!
The back of my cover says that Mother’s Day is coming up…
I HAD NO IDEA THAT A BOOK WITH ‘MOTHER’S DAY’ IN THE TITLE; ACTUALLY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH FUCKING MOTHER’S DAY, ANN! FUCKING HELL, THIS IS ONLY THE TWENTY-FOURTH BOOK! YOU’RE GONNA SMOKE YOURSELF STUPID IF YOU’RE ALREADY TOKING UP THIS GODDAMN EARLY IN THE SERIES!
Whatever, so Mother’s Day is coming and the girls have no fucking clue what to get their own mom’s. I guess making something is out of the question? Why is this a problem, I mean; my mom STILL has all the crap me and my brothers used to make for her and I’m telling you guy; some of that stuff is downright UGLY AS FUCK! I can’t make art for shit, so my stuff tends to look like it got run over on the way to the gift receiver’s house, but STILL! MY MOM KEPT IT ALL AND DISPLAYED IT EVERY YEAR; BECAUSE SHE’S AN AWESOME FUCKING MOM!
Anyway, so K-Ron and the girls want to do something for their moms and apparently; K-Ron has a patented GREAT IDEA! that Stacey’s SOMEHOW involved in?
And they plan a day off for the mom’s or some such shit; the cover says that K-Ron’s mom ‘has a very special surprise of her own’. Spoilers for a nearly thirty year old book… IT’S EMILY!!!
I can’t believe I’m only on the cover and I’m already fucking bored as Hell!
Chapter 1:
We open on K-Ron inner monologue about families; ‘Is a family really a mother, father, and a kid or two? I hope not, because if that’s a family, then I haven’t got one.’
DID I MISS SOMETHING, WHEN DID EVERYONE IN K-RON’S FAMILY DIE?! AND HOW THE FUCK WAS SHE ABLE TO RESURRECT THEM ALL BY THE NEXT BOOK?! WAS THIS COVERED IN A LITTLE SISTER I NEVER READ?!
Oh, she means that she doesn’t think that her family is a real one… or something. WHA…. DA….FUCK….. (*Let’s see: Elizabeth, Watson, Charlie-No Balls, Sam the Creeper, David Michael the Closet Dweller, Andrew the Unlikely, and… Child of the Corn/Village of the Damned Karen.) By her definition and everyone else’s I might add: THAT’S A FUCKING FAMILY, YOU NITWIT!! YOU KNOW ANN; SOME OF YOUR READERS MAY BE RAISED IN SINGLE PARENT HOMES, HAVE STEPFAMILIES, GAY PARENTS, NO PARENTS, ETC.! MATTER OF FACT; I’LL PUT ALL MY PEPSI AND COOKIES DOWN THAT IF SOMEONE WERE TO POLL EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY, NOT EVERYONE WOULD HAVE THE SAME NUCLEAR FAMILY NICK-AT-NITE SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS BACK THEN!
WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR FUCKING FAN BASE, ANN!
AND K-RON ACTUALLY THINKS THIS MEANS THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE DON’T HAVE FAMILY EITHER, AND USES NANNIE AS AN EXAMPLE AS A ONE-PERSON FAMILY! DA HOLY FUCK? NANNIE’S YOUR GRANDMOTHER; SHE’S MOTHER TO YOUR MOM AND YOUR TWO BATSHIT INSANE AUNTS! THAT’S A FUCKING FAMILY, NUMBNUTS!!
I’M NOT EVEN PAST THE FIRST PAGE, PEOPLE!
And OF COURSE; dumbass K-Ron thinks this is a brilliant place for an info dump and I skim BECAUSE FUCK HER! I KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY, I SNARKED K-RON’S BATSHIT INSANE MOTHER DEMANDING A GODDAMN WEDDING TO SHOW OFF HER NEW SUGAR DADDY AND I REALLY COULD CARE LESS AT THIS FUCKING POINT!! NO, I’M NOT READING ABOUT KAREN, ANDREW OR GODDAMN BOO-BOO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
This leads into ANOTHER info dump; this time about the Almighty Cult and more skimming ensues! I almost feel cheap to be snarking a book that’s so damn easy!
We also get a rare sad moment at the end of the chapter, with K-Ron talking about how her father ‘doesn’t count’ as family because he has no contact with any of them and when he does, never says ‘I love you’ or anything. I can’t snark that; it’s fucked up and I always felt sorry for the kids and Elizabeth for having to go through that.
Here’s something funny to take our minds off the sadness:
Click to viewChapter 2:
Next we’re at the Cult meeting and we get ANOTHER GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING INFO DUMP!! REALLY ANN, FUCKING REALLY? CONDENSE THE GODDAMN INFO INTO ONE CHAPTER; YOU’D THINK AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOU’D KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY!! FUCKING HELL!
Dawn’s the treasure this time around, because Stacey’s parents didn’t have their Unholy fucking union spilt yet and after collecting the dues; K-Ron says that she can’t believe that the school year’s almost over and NO ONE MENTIONS GRADUATING EIGHTH GRADE! IT’S LIKE THE CHARACTERS BECAME FUCKING SELF-AWARE OF THE TIME WARP OR SOMETHING!
Whatever, still don’t care.
Then K-Ron nearly bolts out of her chair, because… MOTHER’S DAY…. IS LESS THAN THREE WEEKS AWAY!
UH… WHY IS THIS A BIG DEAL? THEY STILL HAVE TIME!
Mal gets all upset about not knowing what to get the mother of eight kids she does fuck all to raise; citing that Sweet Dee usually just ends up with handmade stuff or cheap jewelry. WAIT A MINUTE… THIS BITCH REALLY FUCKING COMPLAINS OVER STUFF HER OWN KIDS BUY/MAKE HER WITH LOVE?! SHE JUST REACHED A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF FUCKED UP PARENTING; THIS IS REALITY SHOW MOM RIGHT HERE!
Claudia says that she has ‘the perfect gift’ for her mom; just needs to think about what it is exactly!
Here’s a thought: WHY DON’T YOU PAINT HER A PICTURE OR MAKE A COLLAGE OR DO ANYTHING THAT ARTISTS DO?!
THEN MA IS A FUCKING DEBBIE DOWNER ABOUT THE WHOLE THING; ‘I NEVER HAVE TO THINK OF MOTHER’S DAY PRESENTS’.
Ok, I get that she’s upset about not having a mom to share this day with and all; BUT GOOD GOD, SHUT UP! DID YOU TURN INTO PHOEBE BUFFAY NOW; ARE YOU GONNA USE THAT LINE FOR EVERYTHING? AND QUICK QUESTION, WHEN FATHER’S DAY ROLLS AROUND; DOES K-RON ACT LIKE THIS TO EVERYONE ELSE?! THIS LINE JUST CAME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF NOWHERE, NO ONE WAS EVEN TALKING TO MA!
This leads K-Ron to talk about how she forgets sometimes about Alma being dead and MA sits in art class reading while everyone else makes their Mother’s Day gifts. Why not make something for her father or even Mimi? Why not Elizabeth? And why the fuck does everyone apologize when’s there no reason too? Do you guys think MA and company fucking apologize to K-Ron or Abby when Father’s Day rolls around?
The chapter ends with Claudia taking a job for the Newton kids and everyone continuing to talk about Mother’s Day, because FUCK MA!
Chapter 3:
Charlie picks up K-Ron and I almost legit fall off my chair from laughing so hard at the fact that this bitch actually thinks Charlie would ever forget to pick her up. NOT SINCE THE CATTLE PROD AND CASTRATION, HE WON’T!
Sam meets them at the door, saying that K-Ron’s a goddamn nutcake for babysitting all the time without killing someone. Especially Karen, because we all would just bury that little underneath the porch if we had to sit for her. Then later on, the family sits at the table together for dinner and the parental units get all choked up over them all being together. This leads to K-Ron saying that sometimes she feels that her family’s divided into Watson’s section and Elizabeth’s section; MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE BOTHERED TO ACTUALLY SIT AND TALK TO THE KIDS ABOUT ANYTHING BEFORE GETTING MARRIED QUICKLY! NOTHING AT ALL WAS DONE TO MAKE ANYONE FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THE SITUATION AT ALL!
So the dinner goes on and the kids act like fucking brats and Elizabeth’s all;
About it. Which totally proves she’s HIGH AS FUCK right now! Same tells Karen that her ‘epidermis is showing’; to which she replies that she’s ‘not wearing a dress, so it can’t be’ and WHAT THE FUCK?
DID ANN JUST MAKE A REFERENCE TO KAREN’S COOTER/BOOTY HANGING OUT?! DA HOLY FUCK, HOW FUCKING HIGH WAS SHE?!
Whatever, they let her in on the joke and there’s more of the kids fucking around at the table and turns out, Elizabeth’s not the only one HIGH OFF HER ASS RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WATSON AND HER ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW LUCKY THEY ARE TO HAVE ‘SIX BEAUTIFUL KIDS’!
YEAH, BETWEEN PIG PEN AND THE BLONDE OF THE DAMNED; MY ASS THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL! MY SNARKER ASS!
And this shit goes on and ON; Elizabeth talking about the awesomeness of their small town, with sitters who work for peanuts, and a huge FUCKING MANSION WITH ONLY THREE SPARE ROOMS! NEVER MIND THE ENTIRE THIRD FLOOR, BECAUSE BEN BREWER’S GHOST ASS LIVES UP THERE, EATING GHOST PATE AND BINDING HIS TIME UNTIL HE ATTACKS! (LIKE THE POOR DEAD GUY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WASTE HIS TIME SPOOKING THIS PACK OF ASSHOLES! I RATHER BE CHILLING WITH THE DEETZ FAMILY FROM BEETLEJUICE!) Now the kids are suspicious of her being pregnant with the Antichrist, but she swears that Watson hasn’t touched her ass in MONTHS; BUT does ask how they’d like another sibling that she can ignore and have her mother move in and raise. You know, because she’s only a ‘one-person family’ and all!
The older kids are all excited about it, but Andrew gets sad about no longer being the baby. That poor kid, bad enough they throw him aside for Karen; God Knows if they’ll remember to even feed him now. But the conversation ends there, because Boo-Boo brings in a fucking mole he captured.
Later on, K-Ron’s lying in bed; trying to make sense of her mom wanting another kid and what to give her for Mother’s Day. JUST MAKE HER SOMETHING, OR BUY HER FLOWERS OR ANYTHING ELSE!! The chapter ends with her coming up with another of her GREAT IDEAS! That she’s totally gonna pawn all the work off her friends and take the credit for!
That’s all for now, kids! More soon! Thank you all for reading and I’ll see you soon!
I have some more Golden Girls snarks, and a new Girl Talk book snark as well! Enjoy!