BSC SS #11: THE BABY-SITTERS REMEMBER OR MISTY WATER COLORED MEMORIES! PART 2!
Hello my peeps! Happy Friday, and a soon to be happy Halloween!
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Now:
Chapter 4:
Stacey writes to Ed to tell him all about the sleepover. It’s mostly about how she realized that her most vivid memory involved him and Maureen and I would have laughed my ass off is she told him that it was the time they both couldn’t act like fucking adults when she was in the hospital and just sit there together for two seconds; but NO! it has nothing to do with that. Instead, it’s something Stacey dealt with when she was eleven in NY. (The first time, so the she wasn’t drinking the sugar free Crystal Light yet). Actually, she didn’t even have to drink anything sugar free yet; it’s before the dieebtus diagnosis!
So, this starts off with the first day of sixth grade and Stacey tells us that she’s gonna be walking to school with Laine, who she’s still friends with; this takes place before the first fight they had. Stacey’s all gung-ho about making this the BEST YEAR EVER! And I swear I own a Tori Spelling TV movie where someone swears this and it doesn’t work out so good for them. But its ok, Stacey vows to get straight A’s, get on the soccer team and make new friends. WHEN THE FUCK COULD SHE PLAY SOCCER OR HAD ANY INTEREST IN IT? YOU’D THINK THIS WOULD COME UP IN THE LAST FIFTY OR SO BOOKS, ANN! I FUCKING HATE THAT THE GODDAMN CREATOR OF THESE BOOKS CAN’T KEEP THEIR OWN CHARACTERS STRAIGHT! FUCKING HELL!
At breakfast, Maureen notices that Stacey’s chugging juice like she’s preparing for all those college parties later in life; and tells her to slow the fuck down. Stacey tells her that she’s dying of thirst and Maureen blames it on the chips Stacey shoved down her throat the night before. I dunno, but if my kid was drinking like this:
I think my first instinct would be to get her to a damn hospital, because something’s wrong; but WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW? STILL.JUST.SNARK.HERE!
Ed comes in and asks what’s going on and they blame the hunger and thirst on the fact that Stacey may be having a growth spurt. But before Maureen can take out the measuring tape; Stacey runs out to meet Laine; because God Forbid mini Heather Chandler wait a fucking minute! AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE TWO ELEVEN YEAR OLDS DOING WALKING TO SCHOOL BY THEMSELVES? DIDN’T ANYONE PROOFREAD THIS SHIT, MAL AND JESSI WEREN’T ALLOWED TO DO THIS SHIT JUST FIVE SUPER SPECIALS AGO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SMOKING? SERIOUSLY NOW, MARKET THAT SHIT AND MAKE YOUR ASS SOME REAL FUCKING MONEY!
Anyway, she meets up with Laine; who bitches and moans about how hard school is and JUST FUCKING WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO COLLEGE! Stacey tells her that she’s decided to make this year the BEST EVER! And that Laine should really do the same, which Laine makes fun of because BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! Then Laine tells her about a member of their group not coming back this year; some chick named Marty and I’m so getting Grease flashbacks right now! I wonder if Laine’s crew comes to school wearing Pink Ladies jackets too! Now Mini Heather in training needs to replace the bitch Marty and Laine says it shouldn’t be that difficult, because:
They get to school; where the rest of the crew gossip about the reasons Marty isn’t her anymore and they head in. On the way in, they notice a new girl that Stacey decides to make her new friend. At lunch, Stacey invites the new girl, Allison to sit with Laine’s crew and yes, THIS IS THE SAME ALLISON WHO ENDS UP CALLING STACEY BARF-MOUTH LATER ON! GREAT JOB THERE, STACEY! YOU TRIED TO BEFRIEND A GIRL WORSE THAN HESTER ON SCREAM QUEENS!
And of COURSE, LAINE IS PISSED ABOUT THE STRANGER INFILTRATING THE RANKS! But we don’t get to hear about that; NO! We have to hear about Maureen chasing down with the measuring tape and finding out that Stacey grew an inch and half but LOST FOUR POUNDS!
Maureen basically tells her that since she grew, it’s like her body wants to catch up to it and she wants her to snack on healthy food instead; and WHAT THE FUCK? THEN EXPLAIN TO ME HOW SHE LOST FOUR POUNDS IF ALL SHE’S DOING IS EATING JUNK FOOD AND CHUGGING JUICE? THE PARENTING HERE IS FUCKING STUNNING!
But enough of that! One of the girls from the crew call and SHE GETS TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER ON FRIDAY! Stacey makes her invite Allison too and the chapter ends with the girl, Deirdre telling her that they need to check with Laine first; because Laine’s actually the first K-Ron and YOU DON’T WANNA PISS OFF K-RON IN ANY FUCKING FORM!
Chapter 5:
And of course, Laine FUCKING HATES THE IDEA!
Stacey ends up trying to talk her into letting Allison come to a party that Deirdre’s throwing, whilst chugging juice boxes that the poor girl is carrying with her; plus a huge/heathy lunch and ALARM BELLS REALLY SHOULD BE RINGING TO MAUREEN AND ED RIGHT NOW! And to make matters worse, Laine snots that Stacey’s gonna turn into a fucking heifer if she keeps eating and drinking so goddamn much and FUCK YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU PRETEND TO EAT, DOESN’T MEAN STACEY SHOULD!
So, days go by and Stacey tells us that she spent it doing homework, talking to Allison and dribbling a soccer ball around the room and
YOU KICK A SOCCER BALL OR BOUNCE IT ON YOUR KNEE LIKE THE KARATE KID; YOU DON’T DRIBBLE IT LIKE A FUCKING BASKETBALL, BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!
Plus, Stacey’s still eating and drinking everything and MAUREEN STILL DOESN’T TAKE HER FOR A CHECKUP! YOU FAIL, MAUREEN!
Then Friday comes and Stacey’s not feeling so well, she’s dizzy and feeling off. She ends up trying to rest after school, but that turns out to be a bust because she keeps getting up to drink water. And if you think Maureen notices or cares at this point; you must be a new here! If so, WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE PEPSI AND COOKIES!
Maureen ends up walking Stacey over to Deirdre’s; and she’s the first one there. The first thing she does is ask for some water and then one by one, the whole crew comes with Allison being late because she got lost. Of course, Laine has to fucking snot that the city blocks are numbered and FUCK YOU AGAIN! I LIVED IN NY MY WHOLE LIFE AND YOU CAN GET LOST YOU KNOW! Anyway, Deirdre stops a potential argument by telling the girls to put their stuff in her room and that two people are gonna have to share her bed. After that’s done, they head back to the living room to decide what pizza to eat. She calls the number and orders three which shocks Laine to the core. Um… I count Deirdre, the three members of her family, and you five. YOU NEED THE THREE! DON’T ACT LIKE YOU GUYS AREN’T GONNA KILL A WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELVES! Well, Laine won’t; but the others will!
So, Deirdre orders one plain, and then we get everyone screaming what they want; which I’m sure the pizza guy FUCKING LOVED! WHY THE FUCK COULDN’T THEY JUST DECIDE BEFORE THEY CALLED? AND OF COURSE, ALLISON SCREAMS OUT ANCHOVIES; WHICH MAKES EVERYONE FUCKING STARE AT HER LIKE SHE SPROUTED A SECOND HEAD OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE GOD FORBID SOMEONE WANT SOMETHING THEY LIKE ON THEIR PIZZA! I REALLY DON’T GET THIS, ANCHOVIES AREN’T EVEN THAT FUCKING WEIRD TO HAVE ON PIZZA! IT’S NOT LIKE SHE SAID KETCHUP OR SOMETHING; I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN SOMEONE DO THAT AND IT WAS NASTY!
Stacey saves the day by saying that they could get anchovies on two slices and I would LOVE to know what pizzeria does that. They end up watching some old movie that Deirdre’s father made them watch; but they hated. Stacey tells us that she ate three and a half slices and two cans of Pepsi and says she ‘barely feels full’ and SERIOUSLY, HOW COME NO ONE’S TAKEN HER FOR A CHECKUP YET? Whatever, they decide to go back to the bedroom and draw straws for the bed. Laine and Stacey wind up with it and everyone sits around the room and talks; whilst eating chips and things. Stacey asks for more soda; saying that the pizza must have been too salty and Laine snots AGAIN that she must have eat Allison’s anchovies; and I’m really hoping Al just smacks Laine!
Stacey ends up pulling Laine out of the room; telling her to shut the fuck up and be nice and IT WORKS! The girls end up talking until one A.M. and go to sleep; with Laine and Stacey crawling into bed. But, sadly SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS! Poor Stacey ends up wetting the bed and I really can’t snark that; it’s fucking horrible and I would have died at that age; especially if I was sharing the bed with my best friend. Of course, Laine wakes up angry as fuck and causes this big fucking scene, waking EVERYONE ELSE UP AND JUMPS IN THE SHOWER! Ok, I get that would be nasty and I understand Laine’s reaction because I wouldn’t be happy about being pissed on either; but for FUCK’S SAKE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND SHE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND; SHE’S EMBARRASSED ENOUGH ABOUT IT AND YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE! I SERIOUSLY WOULD’VE CRIED SO HARD, YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA!
AND TO MAKE THIS SHIT WORSE, THE GIRL’S PARENTS COME IN TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON AND EVERYONE IS STARING AT HER! EVEN ALLISON HAS THE BALLS TO CALL HER GROSS WHEN SHE GOES INTO THE OTHER BATHROOM TO CHANGE! AND WHILE ALL THIS IS GOING ON, LAINE’S STILL TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER! POOR STACEY!
Maureen and Ed come to pick Stacey up and the poor girl tells them that she doesn’t feel well and dumbass Maureen says ‘I’m sure you don’t, honey. I know that was embarrassing for you.’ AND REALLY BITCH? FUCKING REALLY? YOU THINK AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD WETTING THE BED, PLUS THE FACT THAT SHE’S BEEN DRINKING AND EATING SO MUCH IS NOT CAUSE TO TALK TO A DOCTOR AT ALL? FUCK YOU TOO!
Chapter 6:
So now Stacey’s aware that something’s wrong with her and now her parents have no choice but to take her to the doc-… WAIT, WHAT?
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THEY WANT TO FUCKING TAKE HER TO A SHRINK BECAUSE THEY FEEL SHE’S WETTING THE BED BECAUSE OF A ‘PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEM’? AND THE EXCESSIVE SNACKING AND DRINKING IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? FUCKING RICH PEOPLE, THEY PROBABLY BUY NEW DISHES INSTEAD OF JUST WASHING THE OLD ONES TOO!
Stacey goes and after watching her down sodas, he asks if she’s ever wet the bed before; at least recently and she admits she had and never told anyone, even though Maureen really should’ve seen or smelled the dirty sheets when she washed them. FUCKING HELL, DOES SHE SUCK AS A MOTHER! HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE YOUR KID WET THEIR BED? And guess what, kids? It takes this asshole ONE SESSION to figure out what the fuck is wrong with Stacey and tells Maureen to send her to the doctor ASAP; because he thinks its diabetes. Fucking what the fuck Maureen? Now Stacey has to learn to give herself her injections and they find out she has a bad form of it; because the poor girl has to be in an out of the hospital for a while. Forget soccer, forget good grades, Hell forget having friends. That bitch Allison told everyone about Stacey wetting the bed and Laine invites her to join the group and basically pushes Stacey out of it; which really makes Maureen and Ed look fucking shitty as parents; because they make Stacey stay over when they come visit.
And they’re even worse because they actually think that by dragging her from doctor to doctor, they can fix her. So when the time comes that Ed gets the transfer order; Stacey practically jumps at the chance to get the fuck out of dodge and I can’t really blame her there. The last pages talk about her meeting Claudia and joining the Cult; and we already know all about that.
That’s all for now kids, more will be up soon! So will things on my other pages, I promise. I’m just getting back into the groove, so forgive me for not updating as often! Thank you for reading and commenting and I’ll see you soon!