Oct 02, 2015 00:04
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#57 dawn saves the planet,
omgthirteenisthebestest,
dawn preachy,
beecham & hillgartner,
hypocrisy,
zombies would starve in stoneybrook,
dawn is a massive bitch,
dawn and her soapbox,
dawn's bitch face,
dawn,
cult of bsc,
i hate ann,
unwarranted self-importance,
headache inducing,
what is in stoneybrook's water?,
why am i doing this?
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What a cute cat and you have such pretty handwriting!
yeah right, like that's even a concern! you bitches have brainwashed every man, woman and child in the town, --I know I've referenced Anthony from that Twilight Zone episode but I can't help thinking there's a cornfield somewhere in Stoneybrook and Kristy wishes all the people into the cornfield when they don't bow to her every whim
are pens with black ink hard to come by in stoneybrook or something? --lmao, I honestly want to know what's so special about it
stacey paused for a second and then rolled her eyes at me.--I'll at least give credit to Stacey for rolling her eyes. No doubt Kristy would strangle her with the phone cord if she knew that Stacey dared to roll her eyes. Now if only we could have that kind of attitude when Kristy shoots somebody a ~look~
kristy says "of course he would" + i'll ask him about it."--I love how Kristy's basically volunteering David Michael before really asking him about it. I would've said something like "I'm not sure but I'll ask him when he gets home."
stacey's eyes suddenly widened. "gee. dawn and i hadn't even thought about that. hold on a second."--I picture Kristy having the biggest shit eating grin right now because Stacey/Dawn didn't fully plan this out before calling her.
even though she hasn't asked her mother.--Lovely. Proper thing to do would've been to hang up and get permission before coming up with all these plans because I guarantee they'll look like dumbasses if they go ahead with all of this and then have to change something as major as the location.
kristy tells her which days are could for BM and dawn x's those days on her chart.--Lovely part 2! I would've loved a normal kid reaction here. "Nah, I'm in school enough and don't need to go to another class after school. I wanna play video games instead."
the chapter starts off with stacey pulling a fucking kristy:--These girls certainly love to role play these scenarios. I noticed the same behavior goes on in Poor Mallory!
you bitches always are.--Yeah, because the only one allowed to screw up is Mallory. I bet if she'd been the one leading the class, she would've tripped or something along those lines instead of things at least running smoothly for her. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking back other things I've said. I just think the scales could balance in the long run. Let things go a bit better for Mallory and show the other girls screwing up every now and again.
"this dirt is called pollution," stacey said. "can everyone say it?"'--Okay, I gotta stop here. It's not like these kids are in Kindergarten, wouldn't these kids at least be learning basics like this in their own school?
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i'm about ready to give him a teacher's license from whatever faux-teacher's college ann got hers from. cuz, why the fuck not, right? --lmao!
she admits that her collage is absolute shit, --Hmm, I'm impressed she's admitting that. Then again, we can't step all over Claudia's character trait.
buddy wants to carry the shovel, which starts an argument among the kiddies because nicky and karen want to carry it too.--And unfortunately we don't have a Darlene around here to tell the kids that it's not like licking the spoon
"well, it's time we all start thinking about it," i said sternly. "next time, don't buy candy that's individually wrapped."--Absolutely wish Claudia would tell her to fuck off.
claudia saluted and clicked her heels together. "yes ma'am."'more like, "heil schafer!"--lol, absolutely!
then before anyone can answer she jerks her thumb up at the ceiling--And she'd be the next one that should get the 'fuck off' answer. I shudder to think that Kristy has enough control over these girls that they can't even go to the bathroom during the meeting. "Guess you should've went before the meeting started because you're not leaving to go now."
well, except for kristy and dawn, the two of them are some seriously sadistic bitches.--lol!
mary anne nudged kristy with her elbow. "of course not the words, but if you sing the melody, he'll join in. i found that out when i was baby-sitting this afternoon."'derrr….p?--This is on par with Logan calling Mary Anne and telling them that the egg's walking.
you'd better hope so, mal, because we all know that those bitches will work you to the bone measles or no measles.--indeed
'm surprised kristy isn't telling her she's not allowed to attend the classes because her one class a week already takes up too much precious time that should be spent on baby-sitting--Same here.
Enjoyed the snark and can't wait for the next part! :)
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--awww, thanks on both counts! i actually had to work really hard on that sign because my handwriting is usually an appalling chicken scratch. lol.
"I know I've referenced Anthony from that Twilight Zone episode but I can't help thinking there's a cornfield somewhere in Stoneybrook and Kristy wishes all the people into the cornfield when they don't bow to her every whim"
--LOL!!! you should write a BSC/twilight zone crossover fic, seriously!!
"lmao, I honestly want to know what's so special about it"
--me too, it's bothering me way more than it should. i rarely use anything but pens with black ink, are all of my pens special now, dawn? what is so special about this fucking pen??!?!
"I'll at least give credit to Stacey for rolling her eyes. No doubt Kristy would strangle her with the phone cord if she knew that Stacey dared to roll her eyes. Now if only we could have that kind of attitude when Kristy shoots somebody a ~look~"
--seriously. stacey wins points for rolling her eyes, but kinda loses a few for not doing it to kristy's face. god, i wish someone would!
"I love how Kristy's basically volunteering David Michael before really asking him about it. I would've said something like "I'm not sure but I'll ask him when he gets home." "
--exactly! let the kid make his own fucking decisions about what he does with his time. kristy is so fucking controlling. and also, obviously
just assumes that the stoneybrook kids will be happy to do anything and everything the BSC is involved in. kids have free will, too, kristy. let the kid decide.
"I picture Kristy having the biggest shit eating grin right now because Stacey/Dawn didn't fully plan this out before calling her. "
--SAME!!
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--exactly. if this were real life stacey's mom would've probably told her no or at least protested but then stacey probably would've started whining, "but moooom, i already told everyone it would be okay…" it would've been sweet if maureen had said, "well, too fucking bad."
"Lovely part 2! I would've loved a normal kid reaction here. "Nah, I'm in school enough and don't need to go to another class after school. I wanna play video games instead.""
--i would've LOVED that too!
"These girls certainly love to role play these scenarios. I noticed the same behavior goes on in Poor Mallory!"
--i forgot all about that!
"Yeah, because the only one allowed to screw up is Mallory. I bet if she'd been the one leading the class, she would've tripped or something along those lines instead of things at least running smoothly for her. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking back other things I've said. I just think the scales could balance in the long run. Let things go a bit better for Mallory and show the other girls screwing up every now and again."
--seriously.
"Okay, I gotta stop here. It's not like these kids are in Kindergarten, wouldn't these kids at least be learning basics like this in their own school?"
--true. you really would think so!
"I just feel so much sympathy towards Andrew in regards to stuff like this because you know NOBODY will tell Karen to knock it off with the ghost stories and actually mean it."
--same here, that poor little kid. his sister is fucking him up badly and no one ever really steps in. it's awful.
"Hmm, I'm impressed she's admitting that. Then again, we can't step all over Claudia's character trait."
--haha! that's exactly it.
"And unfortunately we don't have a Darlene around here to tell the kids that it's not like licking the spoon"
--that would've been hilarious! i love darlene.
"Absolutely wish Claudia would tell her to fuck off."
--same here!
"lol, absolutely!"
--dawn is such a nutcase in this one, it really is the only response.
"And she'd be the next one that should get the 'fuck off' answer. I shudder to think that Kristy has enough control over these girls that they can't even go to the bathroom during the meeting. "Guess you should've went before the meeting started because you're not leaving to go now.""
--that's probably totally true, too. it's scary.
"This is on par with Logan calling Mary Anne and telling them that the egg's walking."
--LMAO!! you're totally right!
"Same here."
--considering the shitshow in 'kristy's worst idea', it surprised me that this was allowed to pass.
"Enjoyed the snark and can't wait for the next part! :)"
--thank you! i'm glad you enjoyed it!! :D
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