Claudia and the Middle School Mystery! Part The End!
Man, my sleep schedule is majorly fubar. I've been going to sleep at like, 7am. But since I'm up late with nothing to do, I decided to keep myself busy and finish up my snark. I'm also in a very good mood as I finally landed some art commissions. I'm so excited! I'm finally going to make some money doing what I love. Now if only I could get paid
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--same here, i was shit at spelling and still have my moments, but i busted my ass learning this shit because it's important. claudia is the most willfully stupid person i've ever seen depicted in fiction. i'm surprised she doesn't need someone on hand at all times to remind her to breathe.
"Oh, my God. This is hideous beyond all reason. Well, if Claudia was trying to look like she didn't care...good job, you look like a fucking mental patient."
--NAILED IT. that outfit is possibly one of her WORST in terms of butt ugliness. those jellies that are somehow covered in stickers are the diarrhea icing on the shit cake. *shudder* and i fucking HATE side pony tails.
"She's going to tell him how much Claudia studied for the test and hope he'll listen to her since all faculty loves her. Wow! Isn't that nice of her! Kinda makes you seems like a giant bitch when you shit on her all the time now doesn't it, Kishi? You can't take a minute to listen to her when she's talking about something that interests her but she takes time out of her schedule because she knows you're innocent and how important this is for you."
--janine is a fucking SAINT for putting up with all of this shit for so many damned years.
"Why is it that Ann can make you hate everyone on some level?!"
--i have no idea, but i DO know that ann makes me hate HER on EVERY level.
"The principal thanks her and says he's going to talk to Mr Zorzi and try to get this cleared up. I hope he reams him a new one on being an absolute asshole about the whole thing. Janine and Claudia leave and she feels pretty good. Maybe things will work out after all! Yeah! Now if only you had done this in the first fucking place, fish bulb!"
--fucking seriously!
"Claudia is still being an abhorrent little pustule thinking that Janine is being so nice and different and a good sister. Listen up, scrote, she's always fucking like this. You're the fucking spoiled brat who won't give her the time of day. You're so busy being brainless and vapid, you never notice that she never antagonizes you. You think that just because you don't share any interests, you're doomed to be estranged forever. You have zero fucking right to be acting like Janine is doing something unusual in supporting you when she tries her damnedest to get to know you and help you at every step. Don't try to put your poor relationship on her, you little fuck."
--AMEN TO THAT, SISTER!!
"Okay, Ann? I know you need the drug money but fucking really?! You really needed that nose candy so bad, you wrote a book that wouldn't even fill a C plot because the teacher was too fucking stupid to do this in the first place?! I know you love creating problems where there are none but Jesus! This isn't rocket brain surgery! My, oh my! Ann loves her cocaine!"
--ROFLMFAO!!! w0rd.
"Shawna breaks down and says she doesn't know the material because she's been so busy with after school activities that she wasn't able to study. Mr Zorzi does call her out on being a bitch to Claudia and she actually faces consequences in that she's suspended for two days and fails the test. Justice? In my BSC?"
--wow, for once the person who was being a dickwad actually has to suffer the consequences of their shitty behaviour!
"And because the BSC is horrible, they give Claudia the credit of 'solving the mystery' when she didn't do shit. And they do it right in front of Janine who Claudia invited to the festivities. And does Claudia say to give Janine the credit? Ah hahahahaha! A BSC member learning a lesson on not being a little shit! Oh, you!"
--AARRRRGGGHHH!!! ann makes me want to rip my own hair out in frustration. god.fucking.damn.it!!!
"Well, that's that done and done! Next up will be Dawn and the School Spirit War and then Beware, Dawn. Why two Dawn books in a row? Because Claudia isn't the only fucking idiot around here. Thanks for reading!"
--YESSSSSS!!!! i can't wait for those!!! :D :D :D excellent snark as always, you never fail to make me laugh, road baby. XD
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How many kids with learning disabilities do you think read this series and would've liked to have had a character they could relate to in terms of having an LD? 'No, it's nothing bad and it doesn't mean you're stupid if you have an LD. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed.' Instead we get stuck with the girl that will probably always blame her sister because she's 64 years old and still can't spell her name.
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--EXACTLY!! the stoneybrook public school system fucking failed that kid. they should NOT have kept passing her, they should've been paying more damned attention to a kid that was obviously unable to grasp the material, as you said.
"How many kids with learning disabilities do you think read this series and would've liked to have had a character they could relate to in terms of having an LD? 'No, it's nothing bad and it doesn't mean you're stupid if you have an LD. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed.' Instead we get stuck with the girl that will probably always blame her sister because she's 64 years old and still can't spell her name. "
--seriously. that would've been a great message to have in these books, instead of it just looking like she's willfully stupid the majority of the time.
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Stickers on Jellies is like something a kindergartner would come up with and think they're really rocking. I can't imagine anyone over 7 wearing that and thinking it looks good. And yay! Someone else who hates side ponytails! High five!
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yeah, stickers on jellies is one of the dumbest things i've heard in a long time. i'm surprised stacey would be seen with her, what with stacey being an oh-so-sophisticated snob and all. she was probably side-eye-bitch-please-ing her the whole day.
WOOHOO!! *high five back!*
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