BSC #52: MARY ANNE + 2 MANY BABIES OR THIS IS SURE TO BE AN EGGS-CLLENT SNARK! PART 1!
BSC #52: MARY ANNE + 2 MANY BABIES OR THIS IS SURE TO BE AN EGGS-CLLENT SNARK! PART 1!Sorry for the bad egg pun; but from the little I know about this book, it sounds like it deserves it! That’s right kids; this is the first book I’m snarking that I HAVEN’T read yet, I’ll be snarking as I go! The things I do for you guys; but since this book was
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I love how Mary Anne and the rest of the BSC are so far up their asses that they think that just because they babysit they can totally raise a child. I would pay money to see them put on one of those scared straight programs where they’re acting all snotty and being all, “We babysit all the time. It’s not that hard to raise kids,” and then they have to babysit kids who haven’t been drugged with Kool Aid. I bet they would last five minutes before they complain about how the kid was being difficult when the kid just spilt some milk. How do they think they can babysit when they freak out over Jackie skinning his knee or Jenny being stubborn? Those things are common occurrences? I was a pretty well behaved kid and I still didn’t listen to my parents all the time. I’ve helped change diapers a few times. By Mary Anne’s logic I can totally raise a kid, even though my first reaction to a kid is, “Stop looking at me!” and closing my eyes and hoping they’ll piss off. Don’t think that would work too well if I became a parent.
How are two thirteen year olds supposed to live on their own? I don’t think babysitting money or odd jobs you do for your family and neighbors will be enough to pay for a house. It’s not like a thirteen year old can get a high paying job. I think I would have been freaking out about this assignment and my mom would have been like, “There’s no way in hell two thirteen year olds can live on their own.” I mean, I guess they could squat in an abandoned building or live in the streets or something, but I don’t think that’s what the teacher was asking for.
Great snark!
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-They'd run screaming for the hills crying for mommy! I'd pay money to see that!
I don’t think babysitting money or odd jobs you do for your family and neighbors will be enough to pay for a house. It’s not like a thirteen year old can get a high paying job. I think I would have been freaking out about this assignment and my mom would have been like, “There’s no way in hell two thirteen year olds can live on their own.” I mean, I guess they could squat in an abandoned building or live in the streets or something, but I don’t think that’s what the teacher was asking for.
_That's why she should've jsut given them fake jobs or something. This whole project was fucked from day one!
Thanks, glad you liked it!
Which should I snark next? And what TV show: Golden Girls or Sex and the City?
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They really are even though its clear they can't handle any kid that doesn't do what they tell them to do. For all their "bad" babysitting jobs none of them were really that bad. It never dawns on them how bad they really are with kids.
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-They should try watching two kids who cry and tanturm for eight hours straight! would be an eye-opener!
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