BSC SS #4: BABYSITTERS’ ISLAND ADVENTURE OR WHY DOES DAWN GET TWO CHAPTERS IN A ROW? PART 2!
BSC SS #4: BABYSITTERS’ ISLAND ADVENTURE OR WHY DOES DAWN GET TWO CHAPTERS IN A ROW? PART 2!
Hello my peeps!! Thank you again for all your comments, it means so much!!! I dunno about all of you, but it’s cold here in Connecticut; it’s like fifty degrees here!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JUNE?!
Anyway, let’s not waste anymore time;
Chapter 3:
Dawn is lucky enough to be given back to back chapters here. As a matter of fact; she’s gets MOST of the fucking chapters!!! LUCKY BITCH!!! I honestly don’t remember one girl being given so many fucking chapters in a Super Special before; but then again, I’m too lazy to check that out.
Anyway, she writes that now the race has turned into an outing and more kids are involved now. She even foreshadows that the race turned into…. And tries to fucking tease us with what happened; AND IT’S ON THE FUCKING COVER OF THE GODDAMN BOOK, DAWN!! WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, YOU GET STUCK ON A FUCKING ISLAND AND ARE AS USELESS AS SHANNON WAS ON FUCKING ‘LOST’.
DAWN ON THE ISLAND!!!
And apparently, even though Dawn has Sharon’s permission for her brother to come; BITCH FORGOT TO FUCKING ASK JEFF!! FUCKING HELL SPARKY, YOU EVER THINK HE MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO?! WAIT; I FORGOT, THESE BITCHES DON’T EVER CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WANT; THEY RATHER FORCE PEOPLE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT!! BITCHES!!
So she calls Jeff; who answers the phone pretending to be some clothing store or something and it turns out this is a ploy to fuck with Carol, Dad’s girlfriend. Dawn tells him that’s not nice and FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITCAL BITCH!!! YOU HAVE ALWAYS HATED CAROL AND TREATED HER LIKE SHIT, FUCK YOU FOR TELLING JEFF TO BE NICE, WHEN YOU NEVER ARE!!! CAROL NEEDS TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!
She tells Jeff about the race and he’s in; then she gets to talk to Dad but Carol comes in and Jeff tells Dawn that ‘The Hair Queen’ is there now. So the nickname is because Carol DARE dye her hair and cut it or change it every so often? THE FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK IS THAT CONSIDERED A PROBLEM? WHY IS IT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ANYWAY, YOU DUMB BITCH?!
Anyway, they hang up and Dawn calls Claudia to tell her that Jeff’s set, and Claudia tells her that since Becca bragged all over school; Haley Braddock wants to come as well. They agree to let her come, but now Dawn needs another crew member and whoever it is, needs to be as inexperinced as the little girls are. They decide to ask Jamie Newton, because I know I’d want a FOUR YEAR OLD to help me sail a boat. THE HOLY FUCK? WHY THE FUCK WOULD A PARENT LET A FOUR YEAR OLD ON A SAIL BOAT WHEN THE OLDEST PERSON ON IT ISN’T EVEN A LEGAL ADULT YET? I WOULDN’T LET A FOUR YEAR OLD DOG ON A BOAT WITH THESE BITCHES, LET ALONE A GODDAMN CHILD!!! FUCKING HELL!!
AND AMAZINGLY, EVERY SINGLE PARENT IS OK WITH THIS SHIT!!!
WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE?!! I KNOW YOU ALL ARE AS WORTHLESS AS ZOE WAS ON COVEN; BUT JESUS!!! THESE ARE YOUR LITTLE CHILDREN HERE; I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS; BUT DON’T PUT THEM ON BOATS BEING STEERED BY EITHER THE UNHOLY BLONDE HOSEBEAST OR DUMBASS WITH THE SIDE PONYTAIL!!!
Dawn has a GREAT IDEA!! to turn the race to Greenpoint into a real outing for the kids, complete with a picnic and going home afterwards. Great idea and all, but who the Hell are they gonna know who won the fucking race!! Jeff can’t do it, because he’s Dawn’s brother and the other kids are not gonna be able to tell. Whatever, I don’t care. The only thing I care about is; THAT THE FUCKING, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, PARENTS ARE OKAY WITH ALL THIS AGAIN!! AND HALEY AND BECCA ARE ON DIFFERENT BOATS NOW, BECAUSE CLAUDIA IS CLOSER TO JAMIE AND WANTS HIM ON HER BOAT!!!
FIRST OFF, THE WHOLE FUCKING REASON THAT HALEY WAS COMING ALONG IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE ON THE BOAT WITH BECCA; SO GOOD FUCKING JOB THERE SPARKY!! SECOND, WHEN THE FUCK DID CLAUDIA AND JAMIE GET SO DAMN CLOSE; DIDN’T HE USED TO BE CLOSE TO K-RON? I KNOW K-RON ISN’T ON THE BOAT IN THIS STORY, BUT THEN CHANGE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS!! EITHER HAVE K-RON ON THE BOAT OR HAVE ANOTHER KID IN JAMIE’S PLACE!!! THIRD, (AND THIS BEARS REPEATING AGAIN); WHY, OH GOD WHY IS A FUCKING FOUR YEAR OLD ALLOWED TO GO ON A SAILING RACE WITHOUT ANY FUCKING ADULTS?!!
I’M THIS CLOSE TO CRACKING, PEOPLE!! FUCK, I NEED A PEPSI!!
Chapter 4:
SERIOUSLY, ANOTHER FUCKING DAWN CHAPTER?!! WE JUST FUCKING HAD ONE!!!
Anyway, Dawn writes that her need to win the fucking race SOMEHOW caused a fight with Mary Anne, but at least she does admit it was her fault. And Hell just froze over people, now I know why the weather has been so cold lately. Bitch finally, FUCKING FINALLY ADMITTED SHE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!! ONLY TOOK LIKE FORTY BOOKS, BUT SHE DID IT!!!
Dawn’s exercising for the big race; by watching a video that sounds like ‘Sweatin’ to the Oldies’ by the way she describes it. God, remember when everyone was doing that? She answers a phone call from Logan, who tells her to tell Mary Anne that he can’t make it to the library to meet her. Dawn agrees to do just that, hangs up the phone, answers two more phone calls and completely forgets to tell Mary Anne. And I just flashed on the episode of Roseanne when Becky did just that, after Roseanne told her to call her dad about dinner. That’s actually typical teenage behavior; you get a cookie crumb Ann!
So, Mary Anne comes home later and she’s fucking PISSED at Logan. She thinks he stood her up and before Dawn gets to talk to her, Mary Anne calls Logan and fucking snaps at him. Logan stands his ground and tells her that he told Dawn to call her and dumbass forgot too, and as much as this is killing me to admit, DAWN ISN’T A HUNDRED PERCENT WRONG HERE!!!
I KNOW, BUT HEAR ME OUT GUYS!!
Sure, Dawn should’ve called Mary Anne right away; but why couldn’t Logan call her at her sitting job? Why was he relaying on Dawn to tell Mary Anne? Also, I understand Mary Anne’s pissed at Logan, but did it ever occur to her that something may have happened? I know the guy’s a jackass, but she really needs to calm the fuck down!! It wasn’t even like she called him twenty times and he never answered or something, find out what happened first, and then yell later! This way, you don’t come off like a jackass! Also, when someone is trying to get your attention to tell you something, like Dawn obviously is, for fuck’s sake, LET HER FUCKING TELL YOU!! THIS WHOLE ISSUE COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING AVOIDED IF MARY ANNE JUST TOOK THE FUCKING MINUTE AND A HALF TO LISTEN TO DAWN IN THE FIRST PLACE!! UNBELIEVABLE, BITCH FINALLY ADMITTED SHE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING AND SHE REALLY WASN’T!!! FUCKING HELL, HOW DO YOU SCREW THAT UP?
So, now Logan’s pissed at Mary Anne and he won’t accept her apology. Once again, TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE MARY ANNE!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS BITCHERY WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH HIM BEFORE? AND FUCK YOU TOO LOGAN; BECAUSE YOUR ASS COULD’VE CALLED HER YOURSELF!! FUCKING COWARD!!
Anyway, Mary Anne ends up hanging up the phone on Logan and Dawn apologizes to her, but the damage is done. Before the meeting, Mary Anne tells Dawn that she wishes that Dawn would get out of her life forever and that she never had to see her again.
Jesus, MELODRAMATIC MUCH?! ALL THE OTHER TIMES DAWN LEGIT ACTED LIKE AN UNHOLY HOSEBEAST, AND THIS IS THE FUCKING TIME YOU WISHED YOU NEVER HAD TO SEE HER AGAIN?! GOOD GOD WOMAN, THAT’S COLD!!
Chapter 5:
YOU MEAN THERE’S OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS BOOK BESIDES DAWN, HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA!!!
Anyhoo… Claudia writes that Dawn and Mary Anne aren’t speaking to each other and she’s sort of happy about it, because she figures that she’ll win if Dawn can’t keep her mind on the race. Man, these girls were really selfish bitches, weren’t they? BEST.FRIENDS.FOREVER.MY.ASS!! Then she goes on to write that she packed lunches for the kids; how she tried to be healthy, but then ended up packing lots of junk food too. So basically; that means that Claudia’s gonna be like this after the picnic:
Claudia gets up in the morning and gets dressed, this time with no earrings or unbuttoned shirts, or loose hair. Dawn calls and tells her that she’s packing ‘granola bars, all-natural peanut butter sandwiches, bananas, salad without mayo, yogurt, juice boxes and lots of spring water’, then she asks what Claudia’s packing and it’s ‘bologna sandwiches, apples, big bottle of Coke (NO PEPSI?) and fifteen candy bars’. DO YOU THINK THAT’S ENOUGH FOOD? HELL YEA, IT’S ENOUGH FOOD!! AND WHY THE FUCK AREN’T THE PARENTS PACKING THE KIDS SOME FOOD OF THEIR OWN? WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DON’T LIKE BOLOGNA OR PEANUT BUTTER, NO EVERYONE DOES YOU KNOW!!
They get to the community center and check their gear; they have the food, first-aid kits, and life jackets; plus they make sure that they put sunscreen on everyone. Get this shit; the Ramsey’s already left on their weekend away, these assholes don’t even fucking care to see their daughter off or to give their other kids a fucking ride or anything. ASSHOLES!! Jamie’s mother is wondering if she should even let him go; and NOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY THINKING LIKE A REAL MOM!! GOOD, DON’T LET HIM GO!! FINALLY, A WISE PARENT IN STONEYBROOK……
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS SHIT? SHE’S STILL LETTING HIM GO, BECAUSE THE KID BEGGED? AND SHE LET HIM GO, EVEN THOUGH HE HAD THE FUCKING SNIFFLES YESTERDAY?! THE HOLY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING, FUCK?
FUCK YOU, MRS. NEWTON!! FUCK YOU SIDWAYS WITH A FUCKING CATCUS!!!
AND STUPID BITCH ADMITS THAT THE LAST TIME THE KID HAD THE SNIFFLES, IT TURNED INTO WALKING PNEUMONIA?! AND SHE’S LETTING HIM ON THE FUCKING BOAT?!
BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN A KID IS SICK, THE BEST PLACE TO PUT HIM IS ON A FUCKING ROCKING BOAT!!! PLUS, ON A BOAT WITH OTHER KIDS HE COULD INFECT AND GET SICK!!! YOU FUCKING, STUPID, BITCH!!! I THOUGHT THE RAMSEYS WERE STUPID, BUT THIS BITCH TAKES IT TO ANOTHER FUCKING LEVEL!!!
They get on the boat and we get a pic:
And I have no fucking clue who this is. I guess it’s Dawn and the boys; but I thought Jamie was with Claudia. It could be Hannie, but the kid looks really small. I have no clue. The race goes smoothly; some of the kids eat and GUESS WHAT?!!
A FUCKING THUNDERSTORM HITS!!!
More will be up soon!! It might take a little while, I’m gonna have a houseguest for about a week, so I dunno when I’ll have time to snark! See you soon and Thanks for all the comments!!
Hello my peeps!! Thank you again for all your comments, it means so much!!! I dunno about all of you, but it’s cold here in Connecticut; it’s like fifty degrees here!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JUNE?!
Anyway, let’s not waste anymore time;
Chapter 3:
Dawn is lucky enough to be given back to back chapters here. As a matter of fact; she’s gets MOST of the fucking chapters!!! LUCKY BITCH!!! I honestly don’t remember one girl being given so many fucking chapters in a Super Special before; but then again, I’m too lazy to check that out.
Anyway, she writes that now the race has turned into an outing and more kids are involved now. She even foreshadows that the race turned into…. And tries to fucking tease us with what happened; AND IT’S ON THE FUCKING COVER OF THE GODDAMN BOOK, DAWN!! WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, YOU GET STUCK ON A FUCKING ISLAND AND ARE AS USELESS AS SHANNON WAS ON FUCKING ‘LOST’.
DAWN ON THE ISLAND!!!
And apparently, even though Dawn has Sharon’s permission for her brother to come; BITCH FORGOT TO FUCKING ASK JEFF!! FUCKING HELL SPARKY, YOU EVER THINK HE MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO?! WAIT; I FORGOT, THESE BITCHES DON’T EVER CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WANT; THEY RATHER FORCE PEOPLE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT!! BITCHES!!
So she calls Jeff; who answers the phone pretending to be some clothing store or something and it turns out this is a ploy to fuck with Carol, Dad’s girlfriend. Dawn tells him that’s not nice and FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITCAL BITCH!!! YOU HAVE ALWAYS HATED CAROL AND TREATED HER LIKE SHIT, FUCK YOU FOR TELLING JEFF TO BE NICE, WHEN YOU NEVER ARE!!! CAROL NEEDS TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!
She tells Jeff about the race and he’s in; then she gets to talk to Dad but Carol comes in and Jeff tells Dawn that ‘The Hair Queen’ is there now. So the nickname is because Carol DARE dye her hair and cut it or change it every so often? THE FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK IS THAT CONSIDERED A PROBLEM? WHY IS IT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ANYWAY, YOU DUMB BITCH?!
Anyway, they hang up and Dawn calls Claudia to tell her that Jeff’s set, and Claudia tells her that since Becca bragged all over school; Haley Braddock wants to come as well. They agree to let her come, but now Dawn needs another crew member and whoever it is, needs to be as inexperinced as the little girls are. They decide to ask Jamie Newton, because I know I’d want a FOUR YEAR OLD to help me sail a boat. THE HOLY FUCK? WHY THE FUCK WOULD A PARENT LET A FOUR YEAR OLD ON A SAIL BOAT WHEN THE OLDEST PERSON ON IT ISN’T EVEN A LEGAL ADULT YET? I WOULDN’T LET A FOUR YEAR OLD DOG ON A BOAT WITH THESE BITCHES, LET ALONE A GODDAMN CHILD!!! FUCKING HELL!!
AND AMAZINGLY, EVERY SINGLE PARENT IS OK WITH THIS SHIT!!!
WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE?!! I KNOW YOU ALL ARE AS WORTHLESS AS ZOE WAS ON COVEN; BUT JESUS!!! THESE ARE YOUR LITTLE CHILDREN HERE; I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS; BUT DON’T PUT THEM ON BOATS BEING STEERED BY EITHER THE UNHOLY BLONDE HOSEBEAST OR DUMBASS WITH THE SIDE PONYTAIL!!!
Dawn has a GREAT IDEA!! to turn the race to Greenpoint into a real outing for the kids, complete with a picnic and going home afterwards. Great idea and all, but who the Hell are they gonna know who won the fucking race!! Jeff can’t do it, because he’s Dawn’s brother and the other kids are not gonna be able to tell. Whatever, I don’t care. The only thing I care about is; THAT THE FUCKING, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, PARENTS ARE OKAY WITH ALL THIS AGAIN!! AND HALEY AND BECCA ARE ON DIFFERENT BOATS NOW, BECAUSE CLAUDIA IS CLOSER TO JAMIE AND WANTS HIM ON HER BOAT!!!
FIRST OFF, THE WHOLE FUCKING REASON THAT HALEY WAS COMING ALONG IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE ON THE BOAT WITH BECCA; SO GOOD FUCKING JOB THERE SPARKY!! SECOND, WHEN THE FUCK DID CLAUDIA AND JAMIE GET SO DAMN CLOSE; DIDN’T HE USED TO BE CLOSE TO K-RON? I KNOW K-RON ISN’T ON THE BOAT IN THIS STORY, BUT THEN CHANGE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS!! EITHER HAVE K-RON ON THE BOAT OR HAVE ANOTHER KID IN JAMIE’S PLACE!!! THIRD, (AND THIS BEARS REPEATING AGAIN); WHY, OH GOD WHY IS A FUCKING FOUR YEAR OLD ALLOWED TO GO ON A SAILING RACE WITHOUT ANY FUCKING ADULTS?!!
I’M THIS CLOSE TO CRACKING, PEOPLE!! FUCK, I NEED A PEPSI!!
Chapter 4:
SERIOUSLY, ANOTHER FUCKING DAWN CHAPTER?!! WE JUST FUCKING HAD ONE!!!
Anyway, Dawn writes that her need to win the fucking race SOMEHOW caused a fight with Mary Anne, but at least she does admit it was her fault. And Hell just froze over people, now I know why the weather has been so cold lately. Bitch finally, FUCKING FINALLY ADMITTED SHE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING!! ONLY TOOK LIKE FORTY BOOKS, BUT SHE DID IT!!!
Dawn’s exercising for the big race; by watching a video that sounds like ‘Sweatin’ to the Oldies’ by the way she describes it. God, remember when everyone was doing that? She answers a phone call from Logan, who tells her to tell Mary Anne that he can’t make it to the library to meet her. Dawn agrees to do just that, hangs up the phone, answers two more phone calls and completely forgets to tell Mary Anne. And I just flashed on the episode of Roseanne when Becky did just that, after Roseanne told her to call her dad about dinner. That’s actually typical teenage behavior; you get a cookie crumb Ann!
So, Mary Anne comes home later and she’s fucking PISSED at Logan. She thinks he stood her up and before Dawn gets to talk to her, Mary Anne calls Logan and fucking snaps at him. Logan stands his ground and tells her that he told Dawn to call her and dumbass forgot too, and as much as this is killing me to admit, DAWN ISN’T A HUNDRED PERCENT WRONG HERE!!!
I KNOW, BUT HEAR ME OUT GUYS!!
Sure, Dawn should’ve called Mary Anne right away; but why couldn’t Logan call her at her sitting job? Why was he relaying on Dawn to tell Mary Anne? Also, I understand Mary Anne’s pissed at Logan, but did it ever occur to her that something may have happened? I know the guy’s a jackass, but she really needs to calm the fuck down!! It wasn’t even like she called him twenty times and he never answered or something, find out what happened first, and then yell later! This way, you don’t come off like a jackass! Also, when someone is trying to get your attention to tell you something, like Dawn obviously is, for fuck’s sake, LET HER FUCKING TELL YOU!! THIS WHOLE ISSUE COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING AVOIDED IF MARY ANNE JUST TOOK THE FUCKING MINUTE AND A HALF TO LISTEN TO DAWN IN THE FIRST PLACE!! UNBELIEVABLE, BITCH FINALLY ADMITTED SHE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING AND SHE REALLY WASN’T!!! FUCKING HELL, HOW DO YOU SCREW THAT UP?
So, now Logan’s pissed at Mary Anne and he won’t accept her apology. Once again, TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE MARY ANNE!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS BITCHERY WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH HIM BEFORE? AND FUCK YOU TOO LOGAN; BECAUSE YOUR ASS COULD’VE CALLED HER YOURSELF!! FUCKING COWARD!!
Anyway, Mary Anne ends up hanging up the phone on Logan and Dawn apologizes to her, but the damage is done. Before the meeting, Mary Anne tells Dawn that she wishes that Dawn would get out of her life forever and that she never had to see her again.
Jesus, MELODRAMATIC MUCH?! ALL THE OTHER TIMES DAWN LEGIT ACTED LIKE AN UNHOLY HOSEBEAST, AND THIS IS THE FUCKING TIME YOU WISHED YOU NEVER HAD TO SEE HER AGAIN?! GOOD GOD WOMAN, THAT’S COLD!!
Chapter 5:
YOU MEAN THERE’S OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS BOOK BESIDES DAWN, HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA!!!
Anyhoo… Claudia writes that Dawn and Mary Anne aren’t speaking to each other and she’s sort of happy about it, because she figures that she’ll win if Dawn can’t keep her mind on the race. Man, these girls were really selfish bitches, weren’t they? BEST.FRIENDS.FOREVER.MY.ASS!! Then she goes on to write that she packed lunches for the kids; how she tried to be healthy, but then ended up packing lots of junk food too. So basically; that means that Claudia’s gonna be like this after the picnic:
Click to viewClaudia gets up in the morning and gets dressed, this time with no earrings or unbuttoned shirts, or loose hair. Dawn calls and tells her that she’s packing ‘granola bars, all-natural peanut butter sandwiches, bananas, salad without mayo, yogurt, juice boxes and lots of spring water’, then she asks what Claudia’s packing and it’s ‘bologna sandwiches, apples, big bottle of Coke (NO PEPSI?) and fifteen candy bars’. DO YOU THINK THAT’S ENOUGH FOOD? HELL YEA, IT’S ENOUGH FOOD!! AND WHY THE FUCK AREN’T THE PARENTS PACKING THE KIDS SOME FOOD OF THEIR OWN? WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DON’T LIKE BOLOGNA OR PEANUT BUTTER, NO EVERYONE DOES YOU KNOW!!
They get to the community center and check their gear; they have the food, first-aid kits, and life jackets; plus they make sure that they put sunscreen on everyone. Get this shit; the Ramsey’s already left on their weekend away, these assholes don’t even fucking care to see their daughter off or to give their other kids a fucking ride or anything. ASSHOLES!! Jamie’s mother is wondering if she should even let him go; and NOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY THINKING LIKE A REAL MOM!! GOOD, DON’T LET HIM GO!! FINALLY, A WISE PARENT IN STONEYBROOK……
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS SHIT? SHE’S STILL LETTING HIM GO, BECAUSE THE KID BEGGED? AND SHE LET HIM GO, EVEN THOUGH HE HAD THE FUCKING SNIFFLES YESTERDAY?! THE HOLY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING, FUCK?
FUCK YOU, MRS. NEWTON!! FUCK YOU SIDWAYS WITH A FUCKING CATCUS!!!
AND STUPID BITCH ADMITS THAT THE LAST TIME THE KID HAD THE SNIFFLES, IT TURNED INTO WALKING PNEUMONIA?! AND SHE’S LETTING HIM ON THE FUCKING BOAT?!
BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN A KID IS SICK, THE BEST PLACE TO PUT HIM IS ON A FUCKING ROCKING BOAT!!! PLUS, ON A BOAT WITH OTHER KIDS HE COULD INFECT AND GET SICK!!! YOU FUCKING, STUPID, BITCH!!! I THOUGHT THE RAMSEYS WERE STUPID, BUT THIS BITCH TAKES IT TO ANOTHER FUCKING LEVEL!!!
They get on the boat and we get a pic:
And I have no fucking clue who this is. I guess it’s Dawn and the boys; but I thought Jamie was with Claudia. It could be Hannie, but the kid looks really small. I have no clue. The race goes smoothly; some of the kids eat and GUESS WHAT?!!
A FUCKING THUNDERSTORM HITS!!!
More will be up soon!! It might take a little while, I’m gonna have a houseguest for about a week, so I dunno when I’ll have time to snark! See you soon and Thanks for all the comments!!