BSC SUPER SPECIAL #5: CALIFORNIA GIRLS!!! THE END FINALLY!!!
BSC SUPER SPECIAL #5: CALIFORNIA GIRLS!!! THE END FINALLY!!!
Thank God this is the end of this book; the amount of stupidity dealt with in this book made me headdesk so damn hard, I can’t even tell you!! But for you, my loyal readers, I’ll push forward because we are now AT THE END OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP BOOK!!!!
And all I have to say to the writers and editors of this piece of crap is:
Since this is probably going to be long as Hell, let’s not waste anymore time and dive right into:
Chapter 16:
Janine writes a postcard to Claudia asking what she’s doing in Cali and if she’s been to Universal Studios yet. Janine writes that she would like to learn about special effects and I can see that, I can see her growing up and either working on effects on doing gore makeup or something for movies. Janine always seemed awesome to me, no matter how bitchy Claudia made her out to be. She ends the postcard by saying that she’s working on an extra credit project for school and seriously, how come this girl isn’t in MIT or something yet? You know someplace where she’s actually fucking challenged or something?
Anyway, Claudia bitches that Janine doesn’t need luck with anything, because she’s a genius and she (Claudia) is the actual one who needs luck. I swear Claudia’s as fucking bitchy to her sister, as Becky Conner is, isn’t she?
Anyhoo… the girls are STILL at Universal in this chapter, even though THEY FUCKING WENT HOME IN THE LAST ONE!! I KNOW THE SPECIALS HAVE DIFFERENT PERSCIPTIVES AND ALL, BUT SINCE THEY ARE HOME ON THE NEXT FUCKING PAGE, THIS WAS POINTLESS!!! FUCKING HELL ANN!!!! Claudia and Stacey are talking about Terry and since the asshole didn’t notice you were crying a fucking river last time, I’d say forget him, but they need to have a romance like always in the specials, so we press on.
Stacey tells Claudia ‘not to give up on him’ and excuse me Princess, but she totally can! They live like three thousand miles away from each other and most likely will never see each other again, it’s not like she has to go to school with him or anything and even then, and she totally could and should! Claudia says that she knows she made a complete ass out of herself and he probably laughed his ass off once she was out of the fucking car. And sweetie, MOVE ON!! THE DICK DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE YOU WERE CRYING, HE IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME!!!
Stacey asks if Terry rolled his eyes or stop talking to her, and when Claudia says that he didn’t, Stacey says that maybe Terry was impressed or something by her. And no he wasn’t, he ignored her tears. Sorry I’m still on this, but if she was like this:
How was he sitting there like this:
Unbelievable!!
Stacey talks Claudia into giving Terry another chance. Oh, joy.
Claudia feels that she should call someone who actually knows things; like counting and tying her goddamn shoes and reaches out to Janine. The one who she was just bitching about, because Claudia’s a cow. She asks Janine about the greenhouse effect and the Berlin Wall and Janine’s probably at the other end of that call with her eyes buggin out, wondering if Claudia got knocked in the head in Cali. She asks Claudia why the Hell is she interrupting her Naked Time with Charlie AND Jerry, and that its vacation time, why does the urge to learn all of a sudden? Claudia tells her that she met a boy that is a book reading asshole and she needs to impress him so she can date him and promptly forget him for the rest of the fucking series. Janine tells her that at some point he’s going to realize that she’s dumber than dirt and its better he does now, instead of when she’s distracted by her fucking shiny shoes.
But Claudia shits herself at the thought of actually being herself, but finally agrees. After all, Dawn told her the same thing and excuse me a minute:
I’ll say it again: I fucking LOVE how the character that tells Claudia to BE HER FUCKING SELF, is the one who changed everything about herself for a boy, not once, but FUCKING TWICE!!!
Janine asks what the sitters are doing tomorrow and Claudia answers that they’re going to Hollywood and Janine tells her to invite Terry. Claudia scoffs that Terry rather sit and fucking read then go with them, and BULLSHIT!!! I love to fucking read, I mean like an insane amount, and I would LOVE to go to Hollywood. (What I mean by the insane amount is that I read literally everything. I’ll read books, comics, online blogs, EVERYTHING!!!! AND REREAD AND REREAD AGAIN!!! I CAN LITERALLY GO TO MY BOOKSHELVES AND PICK SOMETHING OUT FROM EACH SHELF THAT OTHERS SHOULD READ!!! MOST OF THE TIME IT’S MORE THAN ONE BOOK!!!) Janine basically tells her the same thing; that she’d go to Hollywood and see stars homes in an heartbeat if asked, so Claudia decides to ask Terry to join the crew for the day.
Terry is all in to it and she’s all fucking shocked that he loves old movie and things and the reason he never told her is because it never came up. Asshole, you do know you could have brought it into the fucking conversation right? Oh, that’s right:
They get together the next day, and the first stop is Grauman’s Theatre and they run around stepping into footprints. Then Hollywood High, the Walk of Fame and the tour of stars homes. They girls freak out over seeing Steve Martin’s, Fred Astaire’s and Harrison Ford’s homes, while Terry is excited over Cornell Wilde and Anne Bancroft’s and I would freak out over Anne Bancroft’s too!! I flippin LOVED her and she grew up in Throggs Neck, not far from where I used to live in the Bronx!! She was such an AWESOME actress!
The crew go to lunch and Terry and Claudia sit alone and she finally gets to talk about things SHE likes. Even the club and Mimi. L Yea, I think Ann fucked up royally when Mimi died. I understand death is something even has to deal with, but Mimi?!! How come Mimi died, yet Karen fucking lives?
Anyway, the day ends and Claudia moons over the fact she doesn’t get to continue dating Terry and NO SHIT SPARKY! Terry kisses Claudia before saying goodbye.
Chapter 17:
Jessi writes to the adults about seeing Fred Astaire’s home and wishing about taking tap dancing, and I get that. I wanted to as well, I think every girl might have at one point.
Jessi and Mal are fighting. Why you ask? For one thing, Jessi is pissed that Mal keeps worrying about her hair and fucking makeup, and spending all her goddamn money and having to ask to borrow from Jessi. JUST SAY NO, JESSI!! Make that bitch miss out on everything, it ain’t your fault she’s a stupid bitch! Jessi also mad at herself for being pissed about the money, because Mal would’ve let it too her and fuck you too Jessi. You have every right to be a bitch to Mal.
She invites Mal to come to Derek’s studio the next day, and Mal locks herself into the bathroom, preening until morning. Guess K-Ron’s massive dump has to wait another fucking day, thanks a lot Mal. Oh, in case you guys care, Jessi decided not to become an actor and another plot line is fucking dropped.
Mr. Masters picks them up and Todd is sad that Jessi’s leaving. When they finally get to the studio and Mr. Masters tells them that there’s going to be more rehearsing and filming that day. Mal tweaks her hair, (among other things) in case they might need more extras. She also freaks out about seeing the other cast members. Jessi tells to Mal to calm the fuck down, then Derek tells them that the show has a special guest star: Elaine Stritch. And the girls don’t know how that is and I call BULLSHIT on that, because these bitches already know every fucking old-time actor, they’d know her. They decide to get her autograph anyway, for Terry.
Mal continues to freak the fuck out over everything, and Jessi tells her all she learned last time. The day continues on and finally, the director needs extras. Mal grabs Jessi; who decides not to go, then runs up herself. And in a moment that proves Ann hates Mal with a passion of a fucking thousand suns; the director tells Mal that her looks are uglier than Carrie Bradshaw’s in HD! Mal bitches that he turned down a ‘Real California Girl’ and all I can say is:
Mal is all weepy and they go home.
Chapter 18:
Mal writes to Ben, bitching about how the director didn’t like her looks and Ben probably agrees with him and he hasn’t even seen Mal’s hair yet.
Mal makes up with Jessi and spends the next few days whining and crying about her looks. I can see and even understand her feelings, but considering dumbass blew hundreds of dollars of lotto winnings on shit she can’t even fucking use when she goes home, I don’t care at this point. She is so depressed she stays home while the others go see ‘Mary Poppins’ and Knotts Berry Farm. The movie I get staying home for; I own the fucking thing and you ain’t catching my ass spending nearly fifty dollars in tickets and snacks to see it in the theater. But Knotts? I ain’t missing that shit for anything! No matter how good the fucking book is, I’m going.
The cult comes back to see Mal looking in the mirror, calling herself ugly. Ain’t snarking that, it just got fucking depressing. K-Ron calls her a jerk and says that she needs to go back to the Ginger she was, the blonde hair and makeup don’t work for her. They decide to buy red hair dye to dye the hair back, so once it grow out, it’ll look the same. Dunno if that’ll work, I think her roots would be dark as fuck.
They get the box, dye the hair and it works!! Of course it does.
Claudia and Stacey even buy the makeup off her, and now she only owes Jessi a little money. And wouldn’t Claudia and Stacey now be broke from buying all the makeup , when there was like a fuckton of it? I don’t care. Mal is happy, and while walking with Jessi, she sees a boys staring at her. It doesn’t last.
Chapter 19 & 20:
I’m gonna wrap the rest up quick and might combine the rest of the chapters in two’s.
Stacey writes Daddy and asks how New York and Laine are doing, which is fucking HILARIOUS now, since I just snarked the epic bitchfest between the both of them. Anyway, she’s hanging with the surf crowd again and Beau continues to drive like an asshole and causes an accident. Stacey finally acts independent and tells the cops the truth about Beau causing the accident and gets taken to the hospital.
Thankfully, she’s fine, and calls Carol to come get her. Carol and Dawn get there and Carol tells her that Dawn’s dad needs to know about the accident. Stacey gets fucking pissed that Carol isn’t as cool as she thought and shut up cow! Carol has too, you’re in his care, and your parents have a right to know. They all sit down to tell him and the chapter ends there.
Dawn’s chapter deals with her side of what happened to Stacey. Her and Carol are worried about the accident, and calm down once they see her. When Carol says that they need to tell Dawn’s Daddy, and Dawn wonders why Carol can’t keep her fucking mouth shut and fuck you too, Dawn.
Once Daddy finds out, he finally acts like a real parent and forbids Stacey to see the gang anymore. He also tells her to call her parents and as she does, the Cult talk about what happened and how Carol crossed over to the other side. Dawn actually defends her and I really wish that shit lasted beyond this fucking book, but whatever.
Later on, Dawn asks Daddy if he’s gonna marry Carol and the man nearly shits himself in fear. He even says, ‘I like Carol- I LOVE her’ which is what you want to hear from a man you love. Dawn tells him that she now has respect for Carol and it’s ok with her if Daddy marries her, which causes me to headdesk. Yea, that’s way your blonde, pampered ass stole your dad’s credit card and fucking flew all the way home when he got engaged. Some fucking respect. She writes a letter to Carol about her feelings and hopes that her and Daddy are happy together, and Carol should’ve really threw this in her fucking face when Dawn acted like a hosebeast when she moved back, right?
Chapter 21:
Nothing fucking happens here. Stephie has an asthma attack and Mary Anne takes care of her. They promise to write each other.
Chapter 22:
Dawn and crew go to Six Flags Magic Mountain. Before that we hear Claudia and Terry went out to the Chicken spot and a movie and now Claudia’s in LUV again. Whatever.
They go to Six Flags, along with Carol and ride all the awesome rides. Mary Anne gets fucking teased that she doesn’t want to ride the scary coasters or anything remotely like that, and fuck you bitches! I am TERRIFIED of heights and hate coasters and things. I actually surprised myself, (and my husband) by riding so many fast, high and crazy rides at Disney and Epcot. Let her be!
They have a good time riding all the crazy rides and coasters and then go to Medieval Times. Dawn and Carol sit next to each other and get along and I now have this scene in my head:
At the end of the night, she gives Carol the letter, and after reading it, Carol says it means a lot to her and they hug.
Chapter 23 and Epilogue:
Almost there!
Claudia’s sad about saying goodbye to Terry, Dawn tells Jeff to be nice to Carol,
and the next morning they leave for the airport. They have a fuckton of shit to take back, Stacey has Porky Pig, Claudia has a gift Terry gave her and no one knows what it is, (is it these:
and Jessi and Mary Anne bought something from every fucking place they’ve been.
After the teary goodbyes, the plane takes off and Jessi gives Mal a back scratcher with an alligator head as a souvenir and hours later, they’re home.
We get letters from everyone: Stephie has friends, Claudia sends Terry a picture of Mimi’s portrait, Terry writes back about watching that piece of shit who should rot in HELL Woody Allen’s movies, Dawn gets a letter from the CCult, and her and Carol write each other. Plus, Mal’s hair looks the same and we get foreshadowing for the next Super Special and snark: Buying more lotto tickets and going to NY to see Stacey’s dad.
Sorry so long, but this book SUCKED!!! Hopefully New York, New York is better!! The first part will be up soon! As always, thank you for reading and commenting! Hope you all enjoyed this and see you soon!
Thank God this is the end of this book; the amount of stupidity dealt with in this book made me headdesk so damn hard, I can’t even tell you!! But for you, my loyal readers, I’ll push forward because we are now AT THE END OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP BOOK!!!!
And all I have to say to the writers and editors of this piece of crap is:
Click to viewSince this is probably going to be long as Hell, let’s not waste anymore time and dive right into:
Chapter 16:
Janine writes a postcard to Claudia asking what she’s doing in Cali and if she’s been to Universal Studios yet. Janine writes that she would like to learn about special effects and I can see that, I can see her growing up and either working on effects on doing gore makeup or something for movies. Janine always seemed awesome to me, no matter how bitchy Claudia made her out to be. She ends the postcard by saying that she’s working on an extra credit project for school and seriously, how come this girl isn’t in MIT or something yet? You know someplace where she’s actually fucking challenged or something?
Anyway, Claudia bitches that Janine doesn’t need luck with anything, because she’s a genius and she (Claudia) is the actual one who needs luck. I swear Claudia’s as fucking bitchy to her sister, as Becky Conner is, isn’t she?
Anyhoo… the girls are STILL at Universal in this chapter, even though THEY FUCKING WENT HOME IN THE LAST ONE!! I KNOW THE SPECIALS HAVE DIFFERENT PERSCIPTIVES AND ALL, BUT SINCE THEY ARE HOME ON THE NEXT FUCKING PAGE, THIS WAS POINTLESS!!! FUCKING HELL ANN!!!! Claudia and Stacey are talking about Terry and since the asshole didn’t notice you were crying a fucking river last time, I’d say forget him, but they need to have a romance like always in the specials, so we press on.
Stacey tells Claudia ‘not to give up on him’ and excuse me Princess, but she totally can! They live like three thousand miles away from each other and most likely will never see each other again, it’s not like she has to go to school with him or anything and even then, and she totally could and should! Claudia says that she knows she made a complete ass out of herself and he probably laughed his ass off once she was out of the fucking car. And sweetie, MOVE ON!! THE DICK DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE YOU WERE CRYING, HE IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME!!!
Stacey asks if Terry rolled his eyes or stop talking to her, and when Claudia says that he didn’t, Stacey says that maybe Terry was impressed or something by her. And no he wasn’t, he ignored her tears. Sorry I’m still on this, but if she was like this:
How was he sitting there like this:
Unbelievable!!
Stacey talks Claudia into giving Terry another chance. Oh, joy.
Claudia feels that she should call someone who actually knows things; like counting and tying her goddamn shoes and reaches out to Janine. The one who she was just bitching about, because Claudia’s a cow. She asks Janine about the greenhouse effect and the Berlin Wall and Janine’s probably at the other end of that call with her eyes buggin out, wondering if Claudia got knocked in the head in Cali. She asks Claudia why the Hell is she interrupting her Naked Time with Charlie AND Jerry, and that its vacation time, why does the urge to learn all of a sudden? Claudia tells her that she met a boy that is a book reading asshole and she needs to impress him so she can date him and promptly forget him for the rest of the fucking series. Janine tells her that at some point he’s going to realize that she’s dumber than dirt and its better he does now, instead of when she’s distracted by her fucking shiny shoes.
But Claudia shits herself at the thought of actually being herself, but finally agrees. After all, Dawn told her the same thing and excuse me a minute:
I’ll say it again: I fucking LOVE how the character that tells Claudia to BE HER FUCKING SELF, is the one who changed everything about herself for a boy, not once, but FUCKING TWICE!!!
Janine asks what the sitters are doing tomorrow and Claudia answers that they’re going to Hollywood and Janine tells her to invite Terry. Claudia scoffs that Terry rather sit and fucking read then go with them, and BULLSHIT!!! I love to fucking read, I mean like an insane amount, and I would LOVE to go to Hollywood. (What I mean by the insane amount is that I read literally everything. I’ll read books, comics, online blogs, EVERYTHING!!!! AND REREAD AND REREAD AGAIN!!! I CAN LITERALLY GO TO MY BOOKSHELVES AND PICK SOMETHING OUT FROM EACH SHELF THAT OTHERS SHOULD READ!!! MOST OF THE TIME IT’S MORE THAN ONE BOOK!!!) Janine basically tells her the same thing; that she’d go to Hollywood and see stars homes in an heartbeat if asked, so Claudia decides to ask Terry to join the crew for the day.
Terry is all in to it and she’s all fucking shocked that he loves old movie and things and the reason he never told her is because it never came up. Asshole, you do know you could have brought it into the fucking conversation right? Oh, that’s right:
They get together the next day, and the first stop is Grauman’s Theatre and they run around stepping into footprints. Then Hollywood High, the Walk of Fame and the tour of stars homes. They girls freak out over seeing Steve Martin’s, Fred Astaire’s and Harrison Ford’s homes, while Terry is excited over Cornell Wilde and Anne Bancroft’s and I would freak out over Anne Bancroft’s too!! I flippin LOVED her and she grew up in Throggs Neck, not far from where I used to live in the Bronx!! She was such an AWESOME actress!
The crew go to lunch and Terry and Claudia sit alone and she finally gets to talk about things SHE likes. Even the club and Mimi. L Yea, I think Ann fucked up royally when Mimi died. I understand death is something even has to deal with, but Mimi?!! How come Mimi died, yet Karen fucking lives?
Anyway, the day ends and Claudia moons over the fact she doesn’t get to continue dating Terry and NO SHIT SPARKY! Terry kisses Claudia before saying goodbye.
Chapter 17:
Jessi writes to the adults about seeing Fred Astaire’s home and wishing about taking tap dancing, and I get that. I wanted to as well, I think every girl might have at one point.
Jessi and Mal are fighting. Why you ask? For one thing, Jessi is pissed that Mal keeps worrying about her hair and fucking makeup, and spending all her goddamn money and having to ask to borrow from Jessi. JUST SAY NO, JESSI!! Make that bitch miss out on everything, it ain’t your fault she’s a stupid bitch! Jessi also mad at herself for being pissed about the money, because Mal would’ve let it too her and fuck you too Jessi. You have every right to be a bitch to Mal.
She invites Mal to come to Derek’s studio the next day, and Mal locks herself into the bathroom, preening until morning. Guess K-Ron’s massive dump has to wait another fucking day, thanks a lot Mal. Oh, in case you guys care, Jessi decided not to become an actor and another plot line is fucking dropped.
Mr. Masters picks them up and Todd is sad that Jessi’s leaving. When they finally get to the studio and Mr. Masters tells them that there’s going to be more rehearsing and filming that day. Mal tweaks her hair, (among other things) in case they might need more extras. She also freaks out about seeing the other cast members. Jessi tells to Mal to calm the fuck down, then Derek tells them that the show has a special guest star: Elaine Stritch. And the girls don’t know how that is and I call BULLSHIT on that, because these bitches already know every fucking old-time actor, they’d know her. They decide to get her autograph anyway, for Terry.
Mal continues to freak the fuck out over everything, and Jessi tells her all she learned last time. The day continues on and finally, the director needs extras. Mal grabs Jessi; who decides not to go, then runs up herself. And in a moment that proves Ann hates Mal with a passion of a fucking thousand suns; the director tells Mal that her looks are uglier than Carrie Bradshaw’s in HD! Mal bitches that he turned down a ‘Real California Girl’ and all I can say is:
Mal is all weepy and they go home.
Chapter 18:
Mal writes to Ben, bitching about how the director didn’t like her looks and Ben probably agrees with him and he hasn’t even seen Mal’s hair yet.
Mal makes up with Jessi and spends the next few days whining and crying about her looks. I can see and even understand her feelings, but considering dumbass blew hundreds of dollars of lotto winnings on shit she can’t even fucking use when she goes home, I don’t care at this point. She is so depressed she stays home while the others go see ‘Mary Poppins’ and Knotts Berry Farm. The movie I get staying home for; I own the fucking thing and you ain’t catching my ass spending nearly fifty dollars in tickets and snacks to see it in the theater. But Knotts? I ain’t missing that shit for anything! No matter how good the fucking book is, I’m going.
The cult comes back to see Mal looking in the mirror, calling herself ugly. Ain’t snarking that, it just got fucking depressing. K-Ron calls her a jerk and says that she needs to go back to the Ginger she was, the blonde hair and makeup don’t work for her. They decide to buy red hair dye to dye the hair back, so once it grow out, it’ll look the same. Dunno if that’ll work, I think her roots would be dark as fuck.
They get the box, dye the hair and it works!! Of course it does.
Claudia and Stacey even buy the makeup off her, and now she only owes Jessi a little money. And wouldn’t Claudia and Stacey now be broke from buying all the makeup , when there was like a fuckton of it? I don’t care. Mal is happy, and while walking with Jessi, she sees a boys staring at her. It doesn’t last.
Chapter 19 & 20:
I’m gonna wrap the rest up quick and might combine the rest of the chapters in two’s.
Stacey writes Daddy and asks how New York and Laine are doing, which is fucking HILARIOUS now, since I just snarked the epic bitchfest between the both of them. Anyway, she’s hanging with the surf crowd again and Beau continues to drive like an asshole and causes an accident. Stacey finally acts independent and tells the cops the truth about Beau causing the accident and gets taken to the hospital.
Thankfully, she’s fine, and calls Carol to come get her. Carol and Dawn get there and Carol tells her that Dawn’s dad needs to know about the accident. Stacey gets fucking pissed that Carol isn’t as cool as she thought and shut up cow! Carol has too, you’re in his care, and your parents have a right to know. They all sit down to tell him and the chapter ends there.
Dawn’s chapter deals with her side of what happened to Stacey. Her and Carol are worried about the accident, and calm down once they see her. When Carol says that they need to tell Dawn’s Daddy, and Dawn wonders why Carol can’t keep her fucking mouth shut and fuck you too, Dawn.
Once Daddy finds out, he finally acts like a real parent and forbids Stacey to see the gang anymore. He also tells her to call her parents and as she does, the Cult talk about what happened and how Carol crossed over to the other side. Dawn actually defends her and I really wish that shit lasted beyond this fucking book, but whatever.
Later on, Dawn asks Daddy if he’s gonna marry Carol and the man nearly shits himself in fear. He even says, ‘I like Carol- I LOVE her’ which is what you want to hear from a man you love. Dawn tells him that she now has respect for Carol and it’s ok with her if Daddy marries her, which causes me to headdesk. Yea, that’s way your blonde, pampered ass stole your dad’s credit card and fucking flew all the way home when he got engaged. Some fucking respect. She writes a letter to Carol about her feelings and hopes that her and Daddy are happy together, and Carol should’ve really threw this in her fucking face when Dawn acted like a hosebeast when she moved back, right?
Chapter 21:
Nothing fucking happens here. Stephie has an asthma attack and Mary Anne takes care of her. They promise to write each other.
Chapter 22:
Dawn and crew go to Six Flags Magic Mountain. Before that we hear Claudia and Terry went out to the Chicken spot and a movie and now Claudia’s in LUV again. Whatever.
They go to Six Flags, along with Carol and ride all the awesome rides. Mary Anne gets fucking teased that she doesn’t want to ride the scary coasters or anything remotely like that, and fuck you bitches! I am TERRIFIED of heights and hate coasters and things. I actually surprised myself, (and my husband) by riding so many fast, high and crazy rides at Disney and Epcot. Let her be!
They have a good time riding all the crazy rides and coasters and then go to Medieval Times. Dawn and Carol sit next to each other and get along and I now have this scene in my head:
At the end of the night, she gives Carol the letter, and after reading it, Carol says it means a lot to her and they hug.
Chapter 23 and Epilogue:
Almost there!
Claudia’s sad about saying goodbye to Terry, Dawn tells Jeff to be nice to Carol,
and the next morning they leave for the airport. They have a fuckton of shit to take back, Stacey has Porky Pig, Claudia has a gift Terry gave her and no one knows what it is, (is it these:
and Jessi and Mary Anne bought something from every fucking place they’ve been.
After the teary goodbyes, the plane takes off and Jessi gives Mal a back scratcher with an alligator head as a souvenir and hours later, they’re home.
We get letters from everyone: Stephie has friends, Claudia sends Terry a picture of Mimi’s portrait, Terry writes back about watching that piece of shit who should rot in HELL Woody Allen’s movies, Dawn gets a letter from the CCult, and her and Carol write each other. Plus, Mal’s hair looks the same and we get foreshadowing for the next Super Special and snark: Buying more lotto tickets and going to NY to see Stacey’s dad.
Sorry so long, but this book SUCKED!!! Hopefully New York, New York is better!! The first part will be up soon! As always, thank you for reading and commenting! Hope you all enjoyed this and see you soon!