California Girls! Part 1!

[road_baby]

Ladies, ladies, ladies! And any gents too. I've been meaning to do this snark for a while now because 1) I knew the places they mention. 2) I miss California alot. 3) Having been born in Southern California and living most my life there, I can call total bullshit on this stupid book. Seriously. Ann knows less about California than she does about

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[bleeding_thorn2]

Because kids are known for they're ability to spend money wisely-*Like Mal spending hundreds of dollars on friggin Makeup.Shit she can't even use once she gets home.

That works out to about 1,428 for each of them-*who the hell would let a child hold that much money? My mom and dad would have made me open a savings account.

Satan's dildo line cracked me up.

Friggin love how Stacey is wearing a Hard Rock shirt. I wear my Jimi Hendrix one a lot too, but at least I didn't bitch about it first.

Wow, they gave a chapter to Jessi this early? And before K. Ron? Colour me shocked-Jessi probably screamed racism that's why.

Love the Romy and Michele reference. Me and my husband love that movie. Especially Heather Mooney, She was awesome!

Carol says she borrowed a van from her friend and Dawn snots that Carol's regular car was small and red and too young for her. Jesus Christ. I hate Dawn so much. I'm sure she'd say I'm too old... and all that shit I own. And then I'd have to beat her ass from here to next week with my pink Hello Kitty bat.-
* First off, pink Hello Kitty bat made me think of this: http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hk-bullets-gun.jpg or this:http://news.tacticalgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hello-kitty-pink-hk-ak-471.jpg. Second, I'm guess I'm too old for my Snoopy dolls, pjs, and necklace. I'm too old for all my other stuffed animals and all my books, cartoons, video games, and crazy T-Shirt collection. Shut the fuck up Dawn, or I'll strangle you with my No MA'AM Tshirt.

Stacey didn't pop out a switchblade and say, 'Bitch, I'm from New York. My middle name is Danger-LMAO!

Mal says that she should buy some 'Wash-out blonde dye' and do I even need to point out the fail here? You cannot dye red hair blonde. You need bleach to go a lighter colour. -I fucking figured that out when I was a kid! If my dark brown hair can't be dyed blonde, I doubt freaking red could.

Fucking loving this snark! Was thinking of putting Snowbound as one of the titles in my next poll on what snark to do next, but I dunno. Doing another Super Special might kill me. We'll see. Can't wait to see more!