Claudia Kishi, Middle School Dropout (11-15)

Aug 25, 2014 00:28

I wasn't gonna do this tonight. But my bro fell asleep in a Skype call and I have nothing else to do tonight, so I might as well finish this.

The rest of this book is very Halloweeny. (: I'm in a major Halloween mood so it's going to make me happy, even though Claudia acts like a total prat in these chapters.

Because anything that isn't a ~grown-up dance~ is BABYISH, that's why! )

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shatisarockgod December 12 2016, 04:42:53 UTC
she uses them as status symbols and still continues to refer to them all as babyish and dorky.--Classy. Are we sure the ghostwriter didn't swap Claudia and Stacey's personalities for this book?

BUT IT'S NOT THE DANCE!!!--It's hard to keep the timewarp starting over in my head for this book because whenever she bitches about the dance, I'm just thinking "So what, not like you haven't had an 8th grade dance every single week since you've started 8th grade the first time around!"

She legitimately only attended this party so she could sit around and snark about how babyish it was.--I hope she's at least keeping this shit to herself. Other people might be having fun at the activities you're calling "babyish"

I would've KILLED for a boy to call me "fair maiden" in middle and high school--tbh I'm a bit of a fucking trainwreck so I would've assumed the worst if I'd been called that.

Halloween night arrives and Claudia wangsts through the entirety of it because it just hurts her so deeply that every 8th grader--yes, EVERY SINGLE ONE---Bullshit. I bet you have plenty of people that think like I do--I never gave a fuck about dances and didn't go to any.

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