Stacey's Secret Friend! Part 1!

[road_baby]

Lemme tell you guys, this wasn't easy. It's not easy making me hate someone as much as I hate Kristy but Stacey sure is trying her hardest. Why is this called Stacey's Secret Friend? She's not her fucking friend. She's a hideous little scrotum of lies and deceit. I have never read so much criticism and judgmental thoughts before. Like what's it to

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[ladymrose]

Ugh, this book. THIS BOOK. D-:Someone pointed out on another snark that Stacey and Tess were clearly the same model. So it doesn't work to have her saying that, gosh, Tess is just so BIG! I've always been thin, but it bugs the ever-loving fuck outta me when people criticize others for being too fat, too tall, or, in my experience, too thin or too short. Pray tell, Ann, oh ye of the "beautiful hourglass figure," (squick) just what is the RIGHT size

[road_baby]

Aww! Thanks for the support! (ღˇ◡ˇ)

You make a lot of good points. Stacey is a math nerd and yet she thinks people enjoying educational things are too nerdy. Because SHE'S not into it. And yeah, anyone who says Claud's clothes are anything but eyesores can't talk about bad fashion. And the 'Me just fin' thing kills me every time. God, Claudia is STUPID!

And I too think that Mal will grow up to be really pretty and a great author. I don't know what Ann has against redheads but so many of them grow up pretty! When I was young, I loved red hair! I thought it was so pretty! And I love freckles too. So, yeah. Mal will be pretty and all of Stacey's hair will fall out from perming it so much.

[ladymrose]

Red hair is beautiful. Mallory will be smokin' hot.

I can see the BSC in twenty years having a reunion party at some glamorous NEW YORK! restaurant that Stacey chose. Every guy there will be hitting on Mallory and ignoring Stacey, who will pretty much be damaged goods by that point. Stacey will shit a brick.

I'm a huge fan of "BSC comeuppance" scenarios. These girls need it so bad.

[ext_1193069]

I'm with you. As far as I'm concerned Mallory grows up attractive just like the actress who played her on TV. Also she's totally into bodymodding, but that may be my personal headcanon not yours.

[road_baby]

Yay! Thanks! Most of my insults come from me just being so frustrated I say the first thing that comes to mind. And yeah, the Mal joke was mean but true! That's the only way something would go her way!

[kakeochi_umai]

Oh, and I swear you have some of the best insults. My favourite one so far is She's a hideous little scrotum of lies and deceit. Brilliant!

I was just coming here to say the same thing!

[maryannespen]

D'awwww. Lil' Bub!

Stacey is such a bitch in this book. She can't even see Tess's good qualities because she's too worried about how she doesn't approve of her look. WTF? And somehow it's different when Claudia dresses like the fucking human sunset? Or a watermeleon? HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?!!?!?

I just...this book hurts my brain. >.< But Ilove you snarking it! Hang in there! I just started Karen's Prize, so we can be in pain together. :P

[road_baby]

The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Like, I remember some outfit Claudia wore that was like all orange, yellow and green psychedelic hippie clothes but it's okay! It looked cool on her! Even though it sounds ugly as sin. I don't know why this is so important to Stacey. What does it matter what Tess is wearing? Is Stacey paying for her clothes? No! She just wants to be a mean little bitch stank.

And thanks! I'm glad your enjoying my snark! And pain buddies! *raises glass*

[maryannespen]

I'm using this icon as a reaction to Claudia's outfits and the "but it looked fabulous on Claudia" line of shit. XD

And I know, I don't get it at all. I have friends that dress differently than I do. (I go a little country, a little boho and I tend to dress on the modest side) And you know what? I DO NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS. I'm not paying for their clothes and I'm friends with the person IN the clothes, not the actual clothes themselves. So Stacey can go sniff and M&M and die.

Pain buddies! I'm trying to finish a contest entry, so I keep bouncing back and forth between that and my snark, and I likely will all day...lol. The "polishing" phase is the hardest for me with my professional writing, because I tend to self-critique myself into an ulcer. >.<

[laina_inverse]

5'9" in 8th grade. She'd get teased about her height, I think, more than her clothes. (And holy shit, yes, those overalls are adorable and I WANT them *grabby hands*)

I never could get the point of the makeover thing. But then, the club tends towards being utter hosebeasts about anyone "not fitting in" especially into the molds they want. I definitely got lucky both in my choice of friends and in how I was raised; that crap never mattered much to me.

Also, I've tried contacts. I've seen people wear contacts. Some people rock the contacts. other people are FAB in glasses. I'm definitely part of the latter (Also, contacts freak me the hell out. I can't put them in to save my life, which is kind of sad because colored contacts would make my day. Ah well.)

[kakeochi_umai]

swearing is good for you and gets you through tough ordeals.
Truer words have never been spoken! Except perhaps for the part about Stacey being a hideous little scrotum, which is both true and one of the best insults I've heard in a while.

Oh man, you referenced Rei's pink overalls! Have you seen Sailor Moon Abridged?

Stacey notes that she talks strange with a singsong lilt to her voice. I can't really think how that would sound.
I think it's supposed to be an American accent but French intonation, if that helps.

And because this book paints Alan as a bully rather than just a class clown
I'm all raged out about this and now I'm just squinting through these parts until it's over and my beloved art show crasher is back.

Claudia calls her a dweeb and Stacey says her voice is like, super weird! And Abby says maybe she talks weird because she is weird!
But the BSC totally isn't a bitchy clique, you guyz.

Go eat a bag of sugared dicks, McGill!
So, you can take your shitty attitude and shove it right up your ass till it slams into your

[road_baby]

I have watched Sailor Moon Abridged and I love it! I've been meaning to rewatch soon but I'm way behind on so many shows that I need to catch up first.

The BSC is a total bitchy clique! I don't know why I never noticed this as a kid. It's funny how many times they deny it too. Or say that Cokie and Grace are so awful and they're totally against that kind of behaviour. POt, Jessi, black.

And thanks, I'll admit I'm pretty happy with my insults. If only it paid to professionally insult fictional characters.

[ladymrose]

When I was younger and read these books for the first time, I often thought the girls could get downright mean at times, but I figured I was being too sensitive. I mean, legitimately sensitive, not Mary Anne-style faux sensitive. I was one of those kids who felt that I was somehow less mature than other teenagers because I wasn't an asshole.