Mary Anne + 2 Many Babies Part 2

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Anyway, MA gives us some backstory on the Kristy/Alan feud and describes the marriage as “unfortunate,” saying Kristy “had a cow.”--I still don't see the big deal. I'd probably be in a panic at working with Alan once they fucked his character up and turned him into a bully but I would've loved working with Alan #1.

I MIGHT have made a fancy box for my egg to live in with leftover doll accessories,--Not me. I would've grabbed a shoe box, put a towel in it and let that go.

Kristy even claims to read to her egg at night, and this is genuinely kind of creepy.--Wouldn't you love to walk in on that? About as drug worthy as walking in and seeing Mary Anne holding a spoon up to an egg while pretending to feed it.

Maybe you could try reading to EMILY MICHELLE, Kristy, if you feel the need.--To be fair, I'd consider Kristy to be 2nd mommy to Emily Michelle. Nannie gets top honors of being EM's main mom.

Kristy says he eats enough, but he seemed “really shy” when she first got there.--I want a list of all the drugs Ann smoked during the writing of this book. this is just top notch right there.

it’s kind of offensive what a drama queen she is over a couple of hours with fussy babies.--I pretty much thought it was typical bullshit tbh. The girls can only handle stepfords.

I was leaving my infant twins with a thirteen-year-old who showed up with an egg in a basket chirping it was her baby, I would laugh in her face.--I know I'd be looking at her like she was fucking crazy and probably make up an excuse for why I have to stay home and she should go home.

She decides the babies are hungry, so somehow or other she gets them all downstairs, thinking the twins can feed themselves while she feeds Sammie. Um, no.--And this is another reason why the older girls don't have any business taking care of real kids.

She decides to go for a walk, and obviously they need to be dressed up to the nines for this.--So fucking stupid.

Mary Anne grudging dresses them in clean t-shirts, pants, and socks,--There, was that so hard? It's not like the kids are getting their picture taken. Just change them so they're wearing something clean and go out the door.

Mary Anne wonders if a baby would make them roomies again,--Because that just worked so well the first time, right?

and says “Tara” would have to have it. --Why do I get the feeling that IF Sharon had a baby and named the baby something else, Mary Anne would still call the kid "Tara"?

jellies, --Ah, talk about a blast from the past. I haven't thought about jellies in years.

Or you could breastfeed, but then MA would forget to feed her “baby” because she’d be too focused on everyone’s boobs.--So true! You know Mary Anne would be gawking

Logan is appalled she didn’t get a sitter--I'm dying at the thought of getting a sitter for an egg. Too much!

and about fifteen extra sweaters she brought.--And it's crazy to me that this is what I'm singling out in this crazy book. WHY is she bringing so many sweaters? Take one sweater that you KNOW will be warm and put it on before the movie starts. The end.

Mary Anne screams--Laughing so hard at this because I picture her screaming and acting like she's just seen somebody murdered.

Logan almost drops the “spilly sodas” and popcorn, --Too bad Mary Anne didn't get a clue and dump Logan's ass at the end of the book and stay away from him.

Logan says he KNEW this was a bad idea and orders her to hold Sammie,--Yeah, I knew it was a bad idea too. It's an egg, you could've left it at home.