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road_baby April 14 2013, 02:10:01 UTC
I for one love salted chocolates. So Kristy can just bite my shiny metal ass.

And I never thought I'd say it but 'Go Logan!' Finally someone called Karen out on her bullshit. And really BSC? Is it that hard? Especially when she's scaring other kids. Aren't they responsible for the welfare of their charges and not Karen's special snowflake imagination?

Ugh. Abby shut up. Feminine does not equal anti-feminist. Anyone with half a brain knows that.

Kristy, so no, you aren’t marked for life, assuming you do, you know, wash yourself

That's assuming a lot for Kristy. Plus you can usually get it off with nail polish remover. Duh.

Ok. Wtf? Why would they not go to the police as soon as possible? It's common sense. And don't they just love having excuses to talk to the police?

Stacey runs to her jewelry box, but says nothing is missing

Yeah, Stacey. I'm sure tons of thieves are interested in your plastic heart earrings from Claire's.

Yes! Good Omens reference! Up high!

it was a black cat

Okay true story. The other morning my cat Cabby (a black kitty) woke me up to let him in and when I got back in bed he sat on my chest and proceeded to try and kiss me. Like he was really desperate to get to my mouth. And when I shoved him he bit me on the cheek. So, yeah. Black cats are little assholes who bite you for no reason so that's a good excuse.

“piñata puppies” courtesy of Archie, and that is pretty cute

That is cute and it makes me want to make a paper mache Jake the Dog.

Shea, with adorable condescension, explains Logan has to make a mask, first

If that had been me I would have been like 'Man?'

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kakeochi_umai April 14 2013, 22:57:23 UTC
Yeah, Stacey. I'm sure tons of thieves are interested in your plastic heart earrings from Claire's.

*SNORT* I just pictured these diamond thieves finding Stacey's earrings and going "ZOMG! Never mind the diamond, I MUST have these plastic heart earrings!!!!!"

And OW! Bad Cabby! My family aren't very pleased with black cats at the moment either. Our neighbour has one and it keeps bothering our cats (who are, admittedly, giant wimps XD) and occasionally coming into our house.

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road_baby April 15 2013, 00:31:04 UTC
Cats are such entitled little buttheads. They just invite themselves in.

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kakeochi_umai April 15 2013, 03:05:17 UTC
It backfired BIG TIME on our wimpiest cat. She squeezed into our neighbours' basement, got stuck there (they couldn't believe she managed to get in from outside in the first place) and then couldn't get out because the door was closed and she couldn't find the place she got in from. And then she had a total freakout when I tried to carry her out because the neighbours' own cat was inside and Wimpy Torty was afraid of it. XD

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road_baby April 16 2013, 00:10:51 UTC
Oh! Poor kitty!

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