Apr 12, 2013 22:19
amm is green behind the ears,
obligatory 1950s reference,
what in the deep-fried hell?,
halloween,
arson murder and shyness,
this shit just got real,
cokie mason,
sms field trip fetish,
cary retlin,
wtf?,
things ann knows nothing about,
stoneybrook lacks empathy,
mallory: completely delusional?,
meddling in other's business,
nola thackerness,
parody of itself,
stoneybrook lacks common sense,
rampant lesbianism,
super mystery #3: baby-sitters fright ni,
rageragerage,
plot-advancing epiphany,
kristy is a psycho,
super mystery,
kristy is a 9-year-old boy,
unwarranted self-importance,
dirty pranks
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Mallory immediately moans that they didn’t bring the mystery notebook.
What, does she think that cops can't work on a case unless they have their ~special notebook~ with them? "I'm sorry, Boss, I can't go to that murder scene until someone FedExes my special notebook from Connecticut."
Ahahahaha, I love that feline obedience training lolcat.
Stacey buys a t-shirt that says “Boo” for Claudia
I hope she doctors it and adds "You Whore" underneath, preferably with an arrow that could point to Stacey if Claud stands on the right side of her.
Abby entry about her “bad-luck pumpkin” failing to warn her about the Halloween crime wave.
What was she expecting it to do, run up to her, tug her sleeve and say "Psst, Abby, there's going to be a crime wave"?
the way to address that is not to shame people for liking make-up/high heels/feminine clothes/etc.
THIS. This pisses me off so damn much.
Everyone gets all wide-eyed about the “curse”
Just change your undies, girls.
It’s like asking how airplanes fly-we’ll just never know. Science is hard!
The protagonist of one airline show I watched, after hearing how planes work, said "Ohhhhhh, so it's like a big fart!" And now I will be picturing Mary Anne with wings during my entire flight home next week.
The “newspaper guy,” who finally gets a name, Sean Knowles, and Harvey Hapgood were talking quietly outside the library when MA came back from saying good-night to Nidia. People WHISPERING near a LIBRARY-how very dare they.
Perhaps they were talking about how Harvey will stand up at the Pulitzer Prize ceremony and say that he's happy for the winner and will let him or her finish but Sean's story is one of the best of all time. Did you ever think of that, Mary Anne?
I've probably mentioned this before, but I will now forever picture Bo as Bo Obama, perhaps with the Cult getting their pants in a twist because the Rodowsky boys made them a thank-you card with a picture of Bo on it instead of a picture that represented their epic babysitting skillz.
Stacey observes how much Mal has written about Martha compared to the other “suspects,” and asks if she’s Mal’s top suspect. Mallory blushes and is like OMG, no, I just have to describe all her clothes and shoes in fetishistic stalkery detail because she’s a famous author, so “everything about her is important.” LOL forever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steal the diamond.
Let a child watch television
?????
Profit!
*dies*
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