#98: Dawn and Too Many Sitters, Chapters 1-3

Dec 30, 2012 21:23


I’m cursing myself for having gotten rid of so many of these when I moved out of my parents’ house. Once upon a time, my bookshelves were a veritable rainbow of pastel spines and Hodges’s Uncanny Valley landscapes. Now the only ones I can find are Jessi’s Wish and the clusterfuck du jour: Dawn and Too Many Sitters.

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kakeochi_umai December 31 2012, 12:30:39 UTC
It's the one where the boys turn the Cult upside down with fart jokes and other realistic ten-year-old boy behaviour! I'm so happy you're snarking this!

Knowledge is sexy.
Amen to this. I've always loved it when snarkers rip poorly researched books to shreds with their actual knowledge on the topic at hand, and I'm particularly looking forward to seeing what a cult expert has to say about Ms. Hubbard.

And why exactly should they have to miss Little League? Isn’t the point of a multi-member club to schedule appointments around people’s prior commitments?
THIS. And I love that we're actually supposed to tut-tut at the Pike triplets for not wanting to let down a TEAM they'd already made a commitment to.

Oh God, don't get me STARTED on the way Princess Dawn has to have a goddamn going-away party every one of the 412 times she hops on a goddamn plane (except the time she stole her dad's credit card, and now I think about it I'm kind of surprised she didn't order her friends to throw a Running Away Party.)

And oh my GOD, Richard. Just NO. Don't do that to your family on ANY weekend or holiday, but ESPECIALLY not to a pair of jetlagged kids.

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