'[Candace] treats them the way you’d treat kids who aren’t in wheelchairs or wearing braces.' Jessi must be glad that for once they're treating somebody other than her to the "we're sooooo tolerant" back patting.
is it so politically incorrect to suggest that your grandma might not want a bag of jawbreakers or a Justin Bieber CD? This! (Then again, this is Stoneybrook where everybody, no matter what their age, likes what Ann likes, so they probably can just give them all I Love Lucy videos and they'd be thrilled.)
You’re about to see why my friends send me out of the room (or, failing that, duct-tape my mouth) at the mushy parts in movies: because some inner twelve-year-old boy compulsively deconstructs, via kicks and screams, anything I deem maudlin or romantically oversimplified. Oh my God, I want to have a snarking-mushy-movies night with you. :D
I work in an elderly people's home, and I kinda disagree with Danielle. If you want to think of gifts that a lot of elderly people would like, I'd suggest candy, wine, photo frames, and stuffed toys.
This was awesome, please can I have another helping? :D 'Jessi and the Awful Secret', perhaps? Where they condescendingly tackle anorexia in an ELEVEN YEAR OLD. o_o
I'd love to write another helping! And YES YES YES, Jessi and the Awful Secret would be perfect! I had an eating disorder myself (fully recovered now), so I think I'm pretty qualified to snark the living hell out of that one.
If Stacey were narrating, I’d read this particularly juicy bit as deadpan, but given Jessi and Mallory’s fetish preoccupation with ear-piercing, it’s not all that farfetched to imagine them creaming their panties over eye tests. --lmfao!
If my hair grew fast enough to be noticeable in a week and a half,--People in Stoneybrook have magic hair. Look at Karen's crewcut/mullet and the time Dawn cut a few inches off for Travis, back to normal rather quickly! I bet by next week Danielle's hair will be as long as mine!
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Jessi must be glad that for once they're treating somebody other than her to the "we're sooooo tolerant" back patting.
is it so politically incorrect to suggest that your grandma might not want a bag of jawbreakers or a Justin Bieber CD?
This! (Then again, this is Stoneybrook where everybody, no matter what their age, likes what Ann likes, so they probably can just give them all I Love Lucy videos and they'd be thrilled.)
You’re about to see why my friends send me out of the room (or, failing that, duct-tape my mouth) at the mushy parts in movies: because some inner twelve-year-old boy compulsively deconstructs, via kicks and screams, anything I deem maudlin or romantically oversimplified.
Oh my God, I want to have a snarking-mushy-movies night with you. :D
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This was awesome, please can I have another helping? :D 'Jessi and the Awful Secret', perhaps? Where they condescendingly tackle anorexia in an ELEVEN YEAR OLD. o_o
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I'd love to write another helping! And YES YES YES, Jessi and the Awful Secret would be perfect! I had an eating disorder myself (fully recovered now), so I think I'm pretty qualified to snark the living hell out of that one.
(Though I think Mary was thirteen.)
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If my hair grew fast enough to be noticeable in a week and a half,--People in Stoneybrook have magic hair. Look at Karen's crewcut/mullet and the time Dawn cut a few inches off for Travis, back to normal rather quickly! I bet by next week Danielle's hair will be as long as mine!
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