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Jessi's Wish: Chapters 8-10

Dec 26, 2012 14:33

Part 1
Part 2
( Jessica, I was JOKING earlier about baby-sitting being an addiction, but your existence is empirical proof of the sad, sad truth. )

obligatory 1950s reference, bad parenting, #48 jessi's wish, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), cult of bsc, parody of itself, parenting fail, creepy involvement with kids, cancer, this will not end well, jessi, facepalm

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kakeochi_umai December 27 2012, 01:07:10 UTC

2) Mary Anne’s “sensitivity”. Can’t a bitch recognize a rhetorical question when she hears one?
This. Don't most normal people say "What?" here if the person hasn't already gone on with the answer? And now the language geek in me is curious to know if it was customary to say "No" to this question in the 50s.

‘[The clay] flew right past me,’ Karen started to say indignantly.
Oh, I'm sorry, would you have preferred for it to hit you in the face? That can be arranged. Also, how did she "start to say" it? Seems like she got it all out to me.

You can break every bone in your body falling the two feet from your bed to the floor.
Just ask Mary Anne. Judging by the behaviour for the rest of the book, she broke not only her brain but the brains of all the other members too.

Hyperbole aside, “she looked so serious” is a shitty reason not to tell someone they’re in danger.
Seriously. Just fess up and say you were hoping she'd fall face-first off the bed so you could laugh.

As a compulsive packrat, I love Charlotte in this paragraph. You ( ... )

sloth_in_a_box December 28 2012, 20:33:12 UTC

There she can drop her dirty clothes on the floor to her heart’s content and invite Abby over for a spot of furious hate-fucking to the scent of sweaty panties.

I love you. xD That was so delightfully dirty that even *I* was shocked! I'm still sniggering.