Also, I know Hayes doesn’t know this, but Mallory’s checking out her books from the library, so she isn’t getting Mallory’s money. Holy crap, I didn't think of that. That makes Mallory's entitlement all the worse. I do not like seeing one of the members I most identify with being this obnoxious so I'm going to say that it's a combination of the Cult and Henny's stalkery books rubbing off on her. Maybe the brain cells that previously held the definition of "fiction" were fried during one of the Cult's brainwashing rituals. Reaching, I know, but hey, it's more of an explanation than the ghostwriter gave for why an aspiring author who wrote about anthropomorphic mice suddenly forgot what fiction is.
In the latest book she marches right into a big shot producer’s office and demands a role. Instead of telling her to get the fuck out and have security toss her from the building, he gives her a lead role. Can anyone verify whether this trope has any basis in reality? Either way, I feel for the people who work in those jobs.
I find it amusing that when Mallory asks if Hayes isn’t too busy to help her with her project and Hayes asks if Alice would have asked that. Meaning that Alice wouldn’t have given a shit if Hayes was busy or not; she’d have bothered her anyway. Oh Jesus hell. She may actually deserve Mallory demanding that she tell her readers every detail of her personal life.
Here’s a hint- don’t make character’s names so similar to real life people. Or for that matter, if your family is defined by the fact that they have eight kids, having a fictional family with eight kids is kind of obvious. The lampshading is absolutely amazing, though. I feel like a good parent would be asking Mallory if she really does feel overworked, since it's so close to the truth. Then again, a good parent would have split up the chores more fairly to begin with, or at least after Mallory protested the first time.
It’s pretty obvious that Ranessa is Vanessa. Blimey O'Reilly's fucking trousers. Either Mallory's trying to get found out or those brainwashing rituals killed the entire creativity section of her brain.
Stacey asks if the play is about the Pikes I can't decide whether this is tinged with sarcasm or whether the BSC really are thick enough that they actually need to ask.
In the latest book she marches right into a big shot producer’s office and demands a role. Instead of telling her to get the fuck out and have security toss her from the building, he gives her a lead role. Can anyone verify whether this trope has any basis in reality? Either way, I feel for the people who work in those jobs.
Madonna, maybe? I remember when I was that age reading about how she rolled up to an audition stupidly late, bummed money off the studio people to pay for her cab and then demanded takeout or something - and they hired her because divas are talented. I don't know if the story is true but it certainly made the rounds of the teen magazines.
Also, I know Hayes doesn’t know this, but Mallory’s checking out her books from the library, so she isn’t getting Mallory’s money.
Holy crap, I didn't think of that. That makes Mallory's entitlement all the worse. I do not like seeing one of the members I most identify with being this obnoxious so I'm going to say that it's a combination of the Cult and Henny's stalkery books rubbing off on her. Maybe the brain cells that previously held the definition of "fiction" were fried during one of the Cult's brainwashing rituals. Reaching, I know, but hey, it's more of an explanation than the ghostwriter gave for why an aspiring author who wrote about anthropomorphic mice suddenly forgot what fiction is.
In the latest book she marches right into a big shot producer’s office and demands a role. Instead of telling her to get the fuck out and have security toss her from the building, he gives her a lead role.
Can anyone verify whether this trope has any basis in reality? Either way, I feel for the people who work in those jobs.
I find it amusing that when Mallory asks if Hayes isn’t too busy to help her with her project and Hayes asks if Alice would have asked that. Meaning that Alice wouldn’t have given a shit if Hayes was busy or not; she’d have bothered her anyway.
Oh Jesus hell. She may actually deserve Mallory demanding that she tell her readers every detail of her personal life.
Here’s a hint- don’t make character’s names so similar to real life people.
Or for that matter, if your family is defined by the fact that they have eight kids, having a fictional family with eight kids is kind of obvious. The lampshading is absolutely amazing, though. I feel like a good parent would be asking Mallory if she really does feel overworked, since it's so close to the truth. Then again, a good parent would have split up the chores more fairly to begin with, or at least after Mallory protested the first time.
It’s pretty obvious that Ranessa is Vanessa.
Blimey O'Reilly's fucking trousers. Either Mallory's trying to get found out or those brainwashing rituals killed the entire creativity section of her brain.
Stacey asks if the play is about the Pikes
I can't decide whether this is tinged with sarcasm or whether the BSC really are thick enough that they actually need to ask.
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Can anyone verify whether this trope has any basis in reality? Either way, I feel for the people who work in those jobs.
Madonna, maybe? I remember when I was that age reading about how she rolled up to an audition stupidly late, bummed money off the studio people to pay for her cab and then demanded takeout or something - and they hired her because divas are talented. I don't know if the story is true but it certainly made the rounds of the teen magazines.
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