IM OFFICALLY AN INSOMNIAC!
i cant fall asleep fpr the life of me. my cat caught yet another mouse today. GROSS! yea...she sat on it... DAMN FAT ASS CAT! it was a small one, a baby maybe. it wasnt quiet dead yet so my gramma gave me a bat... yea cuz i wanna sqwish a damn mouse with a bat in the house...w/e shes on crack. so my fat cat is sitting on this baby mouse. so i move the cat...the stupid thing didnt know she was siting on it... she was laying there moving her head around looking for this damn mouse...i have come to the resalotion that cats are stupid...especailly fat ones like mine...anyway. so the gay baby mouse trys running away...so i catch it with a shoe. yea this stupid mouse couldnt run away from a shoe...well it was half sufficated from the furry ball of fat that sat on it moment before...mice are stupid too...so i have this mouse under the shoe...my gramma is screaming thru this whole process just to let you visualize this better...so i ask gramma for one of those cleaning gloves, you know the rubber ones and sum paper towles. she brings me ONE friggin SURGICAL glove those ones the doctors where...wtf do we have doctors glove for i dont know...my gramma takes wierd things like that...and she bring me two paper towels. ok so i have to sqwish this mouse thing to paralize it kinda so i make a fist and bring my hand down...but i cant sqwish it... wut the hell is wrong with me that a cant sqwish a stupid gay baby mouse.. w/e so i pick it up...with my doctors gloves and paper towels. i was about to ask my gramma for the thermomator to take the damn things temp...i looked like a vet "o hey a baby mouse let me stick a stick up ur butt"... i swear... anyway. im holding a baby mouse while my gramma is running around the house screaming like a maniac! so she tell me to flush this damn thing down the toilet! DOWN THE TOILET!...WE HAVE PROBLEMS IN OUR HOUSE WITH MICE U WANT OUR PLUMBING TO ALSO!! GOD! i hope mice cant swim...well i dont think it would survive our toilet anyway the way it flushes its like the ones in airplanes... it sounds like an atomic bomb going off...your afriad to get sucked in... and the way my family craps... I ACTUALLY FELT SRY FOR THE DAMN RODENT! i was gonna ask if my gramma had any last words...i wasnt drowning the thing to death... i was stinking it! good time in the munnich home. reading back over that sound like this whole familys crazy. w/e.. o wait im gettin tire i probly should go to bed i gott watch kids in the morning!
Brittany
p.s RIP LITTLE GAY STUPID BABY MOUSE 7/21/04