Comments | brynwulf: Hiatus does strange things to me

brynwulf

Hiatus does strange things to me

Jun 05, 2008 09:01

Thankfully, not as strange as wanking all over the place, but still...

It all started when I asked the_ellcrys if the world needed another cookbook, what kind would it be? Her answer, OF COURSE, was...Foods You Would Eat Off of Jensen Ackles. Which, naturally, requires a poll. Except I'm back to a basic account (go me!!) and so, you just get a couple of ( Read more... )

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the_ellcrys June 5 2008, 15:12:17 UTC

CARAMEL.

Because it requires a lot of licking to get it all off.

Heh. I said get it off.

beanside June 5 2008, 15:16:45 UTC

Hey, wait a minute? What about foods to eat off Jeff? Yeesh.

brynwulf June 5 2008, 15:19:38 UTC

LOL! I knew as soon as I posted that that I'd forgotten him and figured you'd set me straight. The problem has been remedied.

beanside June 5 2008, 15:35:53 UTC

Much better. *grin*

1. Hmmm...Jensen isn't hairy so I'll go for the Haagen Daas Salted Caramel ice cream. So tasty and with just a little tartness that keeps you eating.

2. Caramel sauce made from heating and reducing condensed milk. Pure, warm sugar.

3. Jeff's a little fuzzy, so I think I'd rather eat something non-sticky off him. I don't need to floss while I'm eating. *grin* Maybe sushi in the raw. Yeah, I could get into that. Sushi in the raw with sake body shots.

4. I would love to go out and do Jello shooters with Eric, but off of him, nah.

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brynwulf June 5 2008, 15:55:17 UTC

Oh, EVERYONE is invited to participate. I think we all need the mental images. Right? :)

And can I have that Tomato Spice Cake recipe?

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brynwulf June 5 2008, 16:10:07 UTC

Okay, that sounds yummy! I think I'll add toasted pine nuts or almonds to the frosting.

marciaelena June 5 2008, 16:08:36 UTC

Well, if you *really* want to be evil to EK, then you need to stake him spread-eagled and naked to the ground--preferably somewhere with a hot climate--then cover him with smelly intestines and stuff and wait for the vultures to start circling. *evil grin*

Or, you could stake him over an anthill. With flesh-eating ants.

Or tie him up and throw him into a tank full of piranhas.

LOL. What? There's still eating involved.

brynwulf June 5 2008, 16:11:04 UTC

Bwwahahahaha. You ARE evil. :) I like that in a person.

marciaelena June 5 2008, 16:42:21 UTC

Hee. Well, as for the others--I wouldn't want to eat anything off of JDM. He's just not my type. Plus, I don't like hair in my food, sorry. *grin*

But JA and JP, on the other hand... I'd love to see them eat fruit and lick chocolate off each other. I also wouldn't object to the use of certain vegetables as sex toys. And of course, I wouldn't mind joining in.

I'd also totally be willing to lick chocolate off Alona Tal and/or Katie Cassidy. Or Adrianne Palicki. And I don't even *like* blondes.

stopwatch_plz June 5 2008, 16:46:30 UTC

1. My new obsession - Nando's peri-peri BBQ sauce XD

Seriously, this stuff is like sex-in-a-bottle... Sweet and smoky with a twist that blows ytour socks off. Yup.

2. Lines of pop rocks!!

XD How awesome would that be? And you could make pretty patterns with then and run your tongue along them, fizzing and popping against the skin as you went... Nnngh. 'scuse me...

*comes back 5 minutes later*

Anyways... as I was saying...

3. Hmmm... now, eating off doesn't go for me, so I'd have to eat with, but I reckon a chocolate fondue would be fun to play with... ^_^

4. He-he-he. Well, I wouldn't eat it off him, but I think chilli powder in Interesting Places!!!! *evil grin* Or ginger in sensitive places... ^_^ Maybe both... :D I know, I know, I'm really evil - sorry Mr. Kripke*

*not really XD