BEHOLD MY LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT
sdwolfpup was telling me that Puplet apparently prefers MWK to To Have Heroes, and I said:
Strangely enough (though perhaps not surprisingly), I do not think I could choose between El Skib and MWK. Apples and oranges, man! (Wait, I lied. I choose MWK. But still. Apples! Oranges! Or, like, a hot toddy vs. Jack and Coke.)
RIGHT? MWK = JACK AND COKE. TO HAVE HEROES = HOT TODDY. YOU GUYS, I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT METAPHOR. *wins* Stay tuned for next time, when we explore why ALL OF MY METAPHORS HAVE TO DO WITH FOOD AND DRINK, WTF.
Thank you.
(Giddiness in this post brought to you by the fact that I just finished writing two articles that I have been trying to write for THREE DAYS. There was a dark time today when I was sitting here fidgeting with my stapler and it occurred to me: if I stapled my face and had to go to the emergency room, I would not have to finish these articles! Fortunately, both face and stapler escaped unharmed. But it was a NEAR THING.)
ETA: OOH, my boss just emailed me and told me to go home early, and thanked me for all my hard work this week. GIDDINESS: SUDDENLY DOUBLED.
Strangely enough (though perhaps not surprisingly), I do not think I could choose between El Skib and MWK. Apples and oranges, man! (Wait, I lied. I choose MWK. But still. Apples! Oranges! Or, like, a hot toddy vs. Jack and Coke.)
RIGHT? MWK = JACK AND COKE. TO HAVE HEROES = HOT TODDY. YOU GUYS, I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT METAPHOR. *wins* Stay tuned for next time, when we explore why ALL OF MY METAPHORS HAVE TO DO WITH FOOD AND DRINK, WTF.
Thank you.
(Giddiness in this post brought to you by the fact that I just finished writing two articles that I have been trying to write for THREE DAYS. There was a dark time today when I was sitting here fidgeting with my stapler and it occurred to me: if I stapled my face and had to go to the emergency room, I would not have to finish these articles! Fortunately, both face and stapler escaped unharmed. But it was a NEAR THING.)
ETA: OOH, my boss just emailed me and told me to go home early, and thanked me for all my hard work this week. GIDDINESS: SUDDENLY DOUBLED.