Hello. I apologize for my recent emo. I am feeling much better today.
It is also
madsciencechick's birthday, which I had actually not realized due to having my head up my own emo, but is absolutely perfect because, in an attempt to dislodge my writer's block last night, I wrote like 850 words of Bridezilla Joe Dick and it is
all MSC's fault.
So happy birthday
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This is still one of the best things ever.
Write more! Hee.
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OMG, so, I'm reading this on my BlackBerry at a bus stop and just laughing so hard I cry. I got to here:
Billy closed his eyes and thought longingly of their old tour van, which might have reeked of spunk and cheeseburgers and John's incense but at least had meant a reasonably fast getaway when necessary.
And actually, literally fell over laughing. So, I look like a moron, and my fellow bus patrons are eyeing me warily, THANKS.
(I love it. OMG, I love it so, so hard. THANK YOU!!)
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Oh, Joe. I know you don't like to admit it, dear, but you're TOTALLY the bride. Sorry?
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"No! Goddammit, Bill, no." Joe shoved his chair back. "I'll marry you, OK, because I started this and because I fucking love you, but Jesus Christ, Billy! I am not! The fucking! Bride!"
Wow, I can totally hear this line. It's that bogus, semidesperate because-I'm-the-dad-and-I-say-so voice, right? The one Joe uses when he's trying to pull something off by casting himself as the guy in charge, assessing the (unreasonable, but he's going to deal as best as he can, of course) situation, getting down to business, etc etc etc, which is also when he calls Billy "Bill". "Hey, hey, what's goin' on back there?" "I'll manage." "He doesn't have a phone; let's goBecause, y'know, if Joe's going to actually tell Billy "I love you and I want to marry you" and he's not going to pass it off as a joke, he's got to at least pretend that he's the one driving, right? And also that, hey, he's just doing what he has to do; OK, fine, it's a dirty job ( ... )
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