Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I bought porn for
mo_corleone (-10 points). Last Sunday I put gum in
dagulfsghost's hair (-12 points). Last Monday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
jewels1974 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5070 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
brynne660