so i spent my recent weekend and monday in florida and it was a
whole lot of not so interesting...i decided that i would never want to
live in florida. i hate when i ask for tea and they give me sweet tea,
and i hate southern accents, if i ever hear the word mamma ever agian i
will pull out my hair. we only went to the beach one day and it was
warmer hear than it was there.
this is me and haley and the bitch...it was verrrrrry windy
haley says she doesnt like to take picutres of herself bc it gives her a doulbe chin...not me double chin free
uhhh except for right there
the waves were so big and it was so windy that i had to run from them...this is me running
gross stuff like this washes up on the bitch and it covers my foot....its bitch foam ad its nasty
i wonder if buions like the sand...it seems they stray away from the bitch foam though
i hate birds especially seagulls...they are so nassty and they fly at my head and i always feel like they want to poop on me
how do u like my new hat???
so we took a ferry boat across this river in florida where u like drive
ur car on the boat and they transport u to the other side. but when i
was getting outof our car i accidently door dinged the car next to us
but it didnt do any damage. but the lady next to us opened her car and
" i was like i dont think i hit it" cause i was so nervous and she was
like "yes u did we felt it in the car" and i was like "i dont think i
did any damage" and she slammed her door and the rest of the time on
the ferry she was giving me the nastiest looks and i felt soooo weirded
out and i think she want to kil me so to comemorate the moment i took a
picture of her...thecretly
so thats basicaly the end of florida. but when i went to class on
tuesday we had to draw modles....and i was so nervous cause i have
never seen just a naked random person. so wehn its time to draw we have
this fat old guy named richard and i think it is ironic that dick is
the short version or richard and thats exactly what i saw was his dick
and the image like wont go out of my head and everytime i think bout it
i want to puke. and some girl in our class said he had an unsercumsized
peni and it was so weird. we like had to stare at him for 2 min a
hudred times. and when he posed laying on his side he was like rubbing
his finger in his bellybuton. i just ownder who would want to pose
naked and have people look at them. tomorrow we get to draw a "young
vietnamese" girl. im pissed why couldnt we draw a young cute guy. uhhhh
the picture wont get out of my head....i need to be cleansed