Mar 29, 2007 17:28
stereotypes meme
English
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (among others...)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[X] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eyes.
[X] You speak at least some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[X] You speak at least some Spanish.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You pronounce villian, "vee-lon."
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, or y.
[x} You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a St. Pattys Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have blonde or red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. I speak pretty good German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. Who wouldn't check that off?
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total: 6
Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
-Overall 44 points (multiculturalism ftw!)