You can't always get what you want....

[bryn_or_lunatic]

..but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.

I have a crush on a wildly inappropriate person.

He's likely too old for me. Mid thirties?

He's not what other people would find attractive, but I think he is totally cute. Drew Carey-ish cute.

He's shorter than me.

He's a contractor (with a degree) for my workplace. Dating at work is not a good idea.

He's so funny.

I don't even know if he is married or such.

Le sigh.

Oh wells.