on with the motley
well hell-o!!!
isn't it simply just a darling day... my, this clement weather has picked me up somewhat. i have to say, i rather overindulged on the old absinthe and cunt juice last night. was feeling a little shakey, but seem to be bearing up nicely now.
and would you beleive, i'm guest of honour at vicar slagstain's easter garden party affair this afternoon! i'm reliably informed that there will be lashings and lashings of gorgeous young things there. mmmm, my, this sunshine girds the loins, what?
hmmm, i'm just thinking, y'know.... did i end up in the spanked bottom last night? yes, yes, that new drinking den that admiral bendover recommended.... hmmm, better keep that one under wraps, if you follow my drift. bit of a sea faring establishment, what?
oh, there's a knock at the door! it must be wealthy dowager alice crumpsall and her manservant, felix. with this, i fear i must depart! she wishes that i demonstrate to her my new steam powered device.... what's that, old bean? yes! yes! i'm so glad you asked. well, she's having certain, shall we say, concerns in a very sensitive lady's area - you do follow me now, don't you? - and i've the very thing to tickle her fancy, as it were.... Yes!!! yes!!! it's a steam powered dildo!! and my, my, it's a mighty steam powered beast.
farewell dear readers! my demonstration of the glory of steam power awaits!
isn't it simply just a darling day... my, this clement weather has picked me up somewhat. i have to say, i rather overindulged on the old absinthe and cunt juice last night. was feeling a little shakey, but seem to be bearing up nicely now.
and would you beleive, i'm guest of honour at vicar slagstain's easter garden party affair this afternoon! i'm reliably informed that there will be lashings and lashings of gorgeous young things there. mmmm, my, this sunshine girds the loins, what?
hmmm, i'm just thinking, y'know.... did i end up in the spanked bottom last night? yes, yes, that new drinking den that admiral bendover recommended.... hmmm, better keep that one under wraps, if you follow my drift. bit of a sea faring establishment, what?
oh, there's a knock at the door! it must be wealthy dowager alice crumpsall and her manservant, felix. with this, i fear i must depart! she wishes that i demonstrate to her my new steam powered device.... what's that, old bean? yes! yes! i'm so glad you asked. well, she's having certain, shall we say, concerns in a very sensitive lady's area - you do follow me now, don't you? - and i've the very thing to tickle her fancy, as it were.... Yes!!! yes!!! it's a steam powered dildo!! and my, my, it's a mighty steam powered beast.
farewell dear readers! my demonstration of the glory of steam power awaits!