O. M. G.
Ladies and gentlemen, the stupidest woman ever is on the Howard Stern show right now.
She's not too bad looking, but she is GOD AWFUL STUPID. She just took an IQ test, and they keep pointing out that under 80 is functionally retarded. All of them think that she won't be able to get over 80. They're all just sitting there insulting her. She has to be the most insecure woman. You can see it in her eyes. She keeps looking down and isn't making eye contact with anyone. Her voice is super high pitched too. She's TWENTY.
OMG THEY'RE ALL INSULTING HER AND SHE JUST SITS THERE BLOWING BUBBLES.
That last sentence I had to use italics because I needed to use emphasis while using caps due to her blowing my mind. I actually stopped and thought "how am I going to emphasize 'blowing bubbles'?"
Anyhoo. I don't understand why she let herself be on the show. She's on medication for depression and she's a stripper. Well, she was. She hates being a stripper but wants to be in Playboy. Makes sense. She made a comment that she hasn't had sex in over two years because she doesn't have a boyfriend. She doesn't have a boyfriend because she can't trust them. Amazingly, they like to have sex with her and leave. Howard instantly said "Uh...yeah I would. I would have sex with you and then stand up and walk right out." It's not what he said that bothers me the most though. It's that she sits there and takes it.
I can't decide if I want to laugh or feel immense pity. Probably the latter.
[update]
I just hit submit and then they had the results for the IQ test.
She got an 88. So she's above their "cutoff" for being mentally retarded. However, the guy who scored it then pointed out that if you take the entire test and get FIVE QUESTIONS RIGHT you get an 81. They didn't say how many total, but it's a 90 minute test with 3 sections.
Wow.
She's not too bad looking, but she is GOD AWFUL STUPID. She just took an IQ test, and they keep pointing out that under 80 is functionally retarded. All of them think that she won't be able to get over 80. They're all just sitting there insulting her. She has to be the most insecure woman. You can see it in her eyes. She keeps looking down and isn't making eye contact with anyone. Her voice is super high pitched too. She's TWENTY.
OMG THEY'RE ALL INSULTING HER AND SHE JUST SITS THERE BLOWING BUBBLES.
That last sentence I had to use italics because I needed to use emphasis while using caps due to her blowing my mind. I actually stopped and thought "how am I going to emphasize 'blowing bubbles'?"
Anyhoo. I don't understand why she let herself be on the show. She's on medication for depression and she's a stripper. Well, she was. She hates being a stripper but wants to be in Playboy. Makes sense. She made a comment that she hasn't had sex in over two years because she doesn't have a boyfriend. She doesn't have a boyfriend because she can't trust them. Amazingly, they like to have sex with her and leave. Howard instantly said "Uh...yeah I would. I would have sex with you and then stand up and walk right out." It's not what he said that bothers me the most though. It's that she sits there and takes it.
I can't decide if I want to laugh or feel immense pity. Probably the latter.
[update]
I just hit submit and then they had the results for the IQ test.
She got an 88. So she's above their "cutoff" for being mentally retarded. However, the guy who scored it then pointed out that if you take the entire test and get FIVE QUESTIONS RIGHT you get an 81. They didn't say how many total, but it's a 90 minute test with 3 sections.
Wow.