Saddam -or a successful coup...on you!
This morning, we captured Saddam. Meaning that now Americans will remember how our hero, George Bush, led us to glorious victory against those oil-sucking enemies of American statehood. You know, you'd better re-elect him because its practically certain that as a mere citizen of this county, you are far too stupid and preoccupied with your little lives to possibly grasp that... NOTHING HAS CHANGED.