Otter freakin pops!
Its all about the little simple pleasures in life,and the proof of that is OTTER POPS(tm) The biggest summer treat for me as a kid was those deligfhtful long plastic tubes filled with water,food coloring and sugar. I just found they have new and improved giant otter pops. Now,you dont eat them directly out of the freezer,DUH. You set em out for like 10-15 minutes and let em get to the consistency thats slightly less gushy than a 7-11 Slurpee. Then you gown down on it like a whore with a sweet tooth. yeah,you know what Im talkin' 'bout.
And the greatest flavor,besides the grape (purple) ones,are the light blue ones. I have yet to ever figure out what flavor that ones supposed to be,and I doesnt say it anywhere on the package. Im guessing its like "fruit punch" or something,cos it has that kinda Hawiian Punch flavor to it.
And of course,it always ends up with there being nothing but all the orange ones left in the box,cos those are the leastest bestest ones. I always take those and open them all up in a big cup and smush it up like a giant slurpee.
Woops,times up,my Otter Pop is at that crucial moment between ready-to-eat and juice-in-a-tube. MMMM,like mothers milk from a plastic teat
And the greatest flavor,besides the grape (purple) ones,are the light blue ones. I have yet to ever figure out what flavor that ones supposed to be,and I doesnt say it anywhere on the package. Im guessing its like "fruit punch" or something,cos it has that kinda Hawiian Punch flavor to it.
And of course,it always ends up with there being nothing but all the orange ones left in the box,cos those are the leastest bestest ones. I always take those and open them all up in a big cup and smush it up like a giant slurpee.
Woops,times up,my Otter Pop is at that crucial moment between ready-to-eat and juice-in-a-tube. MMMM,like mothers milk from a plastic teat