back with the story again...
The Story-
Colon J. Iysing positioned himself at the perfect angle to begin the falaying of a fresh tuna fish. He than explaned carfuly how to proceed whith the cutting. He explaned it through to the last step, even taking time to explane those little details like how much preasure to put on the knife. Once he was done he imagioning that thousands of viewer were claping he bowed.
Colon had always wanted to be a chef on the food channel and had been practicing his technique for years out at sea in a huge oil rig. You see there were two major reasons that Colon wasn't on a show like that, the first was that the chefs on those shows were usualy chubby and handsome, unfortunatly Colon was more of the rugged and handsome type minus the handsome part. In fact Colon looked more like a short brawler type. He had thick currly black hair, buldging mutton chops and rugged workers hands atached to thick mustled arms. The second reason Colon wasn’t on the food chanel was that chefs on those shows simply wern't out in the middle of the sea.
Once the thin slices of fish had been properly cooked he tenderly aranged them like flower pettals allong the rim of six batterd metal plates. In the center he placed steaming octipi legs with sea weed mixed in. Besides the old metal plates the aragement looked as though it were being prepared at some fine resturant.
Colon took one plate in each hand lifted them up above his head like any waiter would and headed out the oil rig’s kitchen door.
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Earth Ocupying wormholes: statistics for the year 2006
32% were active in deserts.
58% were active in the Golf of Mexico.
3% appear in the closets of young unsuspecting children.
4% appear where U.F.O. victims appear.
.9% appeared in the U.S.A. National bank.
.1% appeared on oil rigs (which is considered a vacation spot for wormholes).
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WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST TIME-
Ferndale of Galleon and Grebes of Galleon had been brothers their entire life, that is to say from the years 800 to 821. Ferndale had a beefy seven-foot body, strait red hair cut close to his scalp, a large stubby nose, and six fingers on each hand. Grebes had a five foot six inch body covered in scars and hair, brown hair down to his shoulders, and the normal number of fingers on each hand. Each wore a chain link vest under a green tabard with the crest of King Brian the sixth.
Ferndale and Grebes had the same job witch was to guard the main entrance to the inner wall of the city. Their job was mostly boring and useless, until some one started a war. The fact was that there was a war and that made them very alert and very aware of what was going on, so when a surprised looking sea chef holding two plates covered with perfectly cut salmon slices appeared in front of them, they were sure a surprised looking sea chef holding two plates covered with perfectly cut salmon slices had not walked up to them. This bothered the two brothers because you normally didn’t see sea chefs clearly form the twenty first century (witch they knew nothing about since they were from the eighth century), appear right in front of you. Neither brother knew what to do except to let him into the castle.
Colon J. Iysing positioned himself at the perfect angle to begin the falaying of a fresh tuna fish. He than explaned carfuly how to proceed whith the cutting. He explaned it through to the last step, even taking time to explane those little details like how much preasure to put on the knife. Once he was done he imagioning that thousands of viewer were claping he bowed.
Colon had always wanted to be a chef on the food channel and had been practicing his technique for years out at sea in a huge oil rig. You see there were two major reasons that Colon wasn't on a show like that, the first was that the chefs on those shows were usualy chubby and handsome, unfortunatly Colon was more of the rugged and handsome type minus the handsome part. In fact Colon looked more like a short brawler type. He had thick currly black hair, buldging mutton chops and rugged workers hands atached to thick mustled arms. The second reason Colon wasn’t on the food chanel was that chefs on those shows simply wern't out in the middle of the sea.
Once the thin slices of fish had been properly cooked he tenderly aranged them like flower pettals allong the rim of six batterd metal plates. In the center he placed steaming octipi legs with sea weed mixed in. Besides the old metal plates the aragement looked as though it were being prepared at some fine resturant.
Colon took one plate in each hand lifted them up above his head like any waiter would and headed out the oil rig’s kitchen door.
…
Earth Ocupying wormholes: statistics for the year 2006
32% were active in deserts.
58% were active in the Golf of Mexico.
3% appear in the closets of young unsuspecting children.
4% appear where U.F.O. victims appear.
.9% appeared in the U.S.A. National bank.
.1% appeared on oil rigs (which is considered a vacation spot for wormholes).
…
WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST TIME-
Ferndale of Galleon and Grebes of Galleon had been brothers their entire life, that is to say from the years 800 to 821. Ferndale had a beefy seven-foot body, strait red hair cut close to his scalp, a large stubby nose, and six fingers on each hand. Grebes had a five foot six inch body covered in scars and hair, brown hair down to his shoulders, and the normal number of fingers on each hand. Each wore a chain link vest under a green tabard with the crest of King Brian the sixth.
Ferndale and Grebes had the same job witch was to guard the main entrance to the inner wall of the city. Their job was mostly boring and useless, until some one started a war. The fact was that there was a war and that made them very alert and very aware of what was going on, so when a surprised looking sea chef holding two plates covered with perfectly cut salmon slices appeared in front of them, they were sure a surprised looking sea chef holding two plates covered with perfectly cut salmon slices had not walked up to them. This bothered the two brothers because you normally didn’t see sea chefs clearly form the twenty first century (witch they knew nothing about since they were from the eighth century), appear right in front of you. Neither brother knew what to do except to let him into the castle.