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all too many plays on the bud light advertisments...
"Real American heroes: Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you're at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change."
" Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks and aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us Christmas will be spent in rehab"
and what's with the away messages?? okay, I do it too... but it's really sad that's the only thing us college kids have to distract us from work, it's solved by simply signing off.
"Real American heroes: Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you're at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change."
" Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks and aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us Christmas will be spent in rehab"
and what's with the away messages?? okay, I do it too... but it's really sad that's the only thing us college kids have to distract us from work, it's solved by simply signing off.