May 05, 2005 11:35
Well, today is my first day back. I haven't received any calls yet. But work already knows I might not make it the whole day and they are fine with that. They actually said that's understandable. If I can't make it, I'll work until 5pm and then go home, take my antibiotic and hound Maria and see if she wants to take care of me... and maybe play some Mario Twins.
Ah... we shall see. Nothing new in the life of Matty really.
I called the oral surgeon this morning. I told her that my stitches came out. And she said this was normal.
This is how I think the conversation went:
Me - "Good kind lady of the Lord of Surgeons, my sutures have come out from the gaping holes your Sire has put there."
Lady - "This is normal. These sutures are meant to come out!"
Me- "Ye knave! I was told that these sutures would dissolve in my mouth!"
"Alas, brave knight! The sutures 'pulling out' and 'dissolving' are the SAME thing!".
"Oh, thank you, kind wench - just checking."
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So that's how I imagined the conversation to be.
I don't know about anyone else - but "pulling out" and "dissolving" are not the SAME thing in my dictionary (dot com).
So I got scared - so what? It's just my face... for all I know, these stitches are holding my fucking face together. Wouldn't you be a little worried if you were told they would dissolve in your mouth, but instead they pulled out? In the words of Canadia... EH?