This drabble was written for the nekid numbers prompts Faith, chick and picnic at
nekid_spike Rating: PG-13 for bad language
Pairing: Buffy/Spike, though Buffy won't face facts
A/N: Set in Season 7
They’d been eye fucking for days. Knowing smiles by the kitchen sink, shared cigarettes and hushed conversation in the basement. Buffy was sick of watching them flirt and she was going to put her foot down. Sharply. On Faith’s instep. Any minute now.
Buffy huffed with self disgust. She had no claim on the vampire and if he fell for Faith’s slut-o-romantics… Well, he had no taste at all.
But maybe Faith’d try to kill him after. That bitch was no picnic.
She should really warn Spike. The chick was capital C-cup crazy. Buffy was doing her vampire a favor.