Birthday Greetings
A very, very happy birthday to velocitygrass! She runs mcsheplets, an SGA prompt comm that I started participating in last year. And I love it, because her prompts have inspired some really fun ficlets! Have a great birthday, velocitygrass! And thank you for the continued McSheplet funtimes!
"You were supposed to get the cake, Rodney."
"I had to review the data sets on the new ZPM system! I told Zelenka to get the cake."
"Well, that's just great. What are we supposed to do? Her party is in an hour."
"Can't we just give her money?"
"She can't eat money, McKay. It's a party. There's supposed to be cake."
Evan sweeps in with a triple layer sheet cake emblazoned with Happy Birthday Velocitygrass in fancy script. He deposits it on the table, shakes his head at John and Rodney, and leaves.
"There, Colonel Crankypants. Problem solved. I told you I had this under control. Mmm. Chocolate frosting."
"Get your finger out of that!"
"Here. I got some for you too."
...
"Let's go." John drags Rodney off to their shared quarters, where he can do a proper taste test.
"You were supposed to get the cake, Rodney."
"I had to review the data sets on the new ZPM system! I told Zelenka to get the cake."
"Well, that's just great. What are we supposed to do? Her party is in an hour."
"Can't we just give her money?"
"She can't eat money, McKay. It's a party. There's supposed to be cake."
Evan sweeps in with a triple layer sheet cake emblazoned with Happy Birthday Velocitygrass in fancy script. He deposits it on the table, shakes his head at John and Rodney, and leaves.
"There, Colonel Crankypants. Problem solved. I told you I had this under control. Mmm. Chocolate frosting."
"Get your finger out of that!"
"Here. I got some for you too."
...
"Let's go." John drags Rodney off to their shared quarters, where he can do a proper taste test.