Society, I am so disappointed in you.
I was doing a search for "brown suede boots" and wanna know what popped up?
A listing for Ask.com with a frequently asked question with the word brown in it.
Guess what it was?
WHAT IS CHRIS BROWN PHONE NUMBER?
Yea.
Really.
They couldn't even put the " 's " on the end of Brown.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! HAVE WE SUNK SO LOW THAT FUCKING MORONS ARE TRYING TO GET ASK.COM TO TELL THEM A MUSIC STARS PHONE NUMBER? ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED?!?
I swear there is fucking LINT BETWEEN MY TOES that is smarter than this.
In other news, I know I should do a semi-normal update but honestly, nothing interesting has happened to me in the last few days.
Tomorrow I get to go 'splorin! FUCKING RIGHT! I can't wait.