tips to get a date.
first, got a call from my matchmaker friend shouting in my ear. T... come quick to our place - there are 3 americans outta here, young and all of your type.
second , me, okeeeeyyy, I'm cominnggg, thank you friend.
third,, shittttt , they just left,....just 1minute before you arrive, couldn't you just be fastttttt!!!!!!!DAMN!
forth, me: sadly... okeyyy, I can wait here for some hours, when they will appear.... iff they.... I'm readyyyy for Americanssss.
fifth, oh T!!!,,,,, look!!!! comeeee here, they have just arrived, all, 3 of them.
sixth, me,.. where where, give meee pleazzzeeeee .....
seventh, mee, a usually some kind of a shy girl : nice to meet you ( shyly grabbing a hand of one cute American man)..... X ( whatever his name is). then shouting out VERY LOUD: BTW, I'm SINGLEEEE, VERYYY SINGLE, and ABSOLUTELY AVAILABLE TO DATE TODAY AND EVERY DAY:)!!!
eight, american man, very politely, comeeee to our office and introduce yourself pleazzee, to everyone.!
9th, me , entering their office and shouting out loud, heyyyyy, I'm single , very single and very very available to date an American man!!!!
Who is single AMerican outta here???????? giveeee meeee !
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the rest is history.....
the rule is: SHOUT OUT LOUD - I"M VERY SINGLE, VERY VERY SINGLE and VERY VERY AVAILABLE TO DATE A SINGLE AMERICAN MAN...
AFTER THAT, my matchmaking friends do not believe me me anymore, when I say I'm veryyyy veryy shyyy.
I guess, I'm not anymore.....
hahahhahahah
second , me, okeeeeyyy, I'm cominnggg, thank you friend.
third,, shittttt , they just left,....just 1minute before you arrive, couldn't you just be fastttttt!!!!!!!DAMN!
forth, me: sadly... okeyyy, I can wait here for some hours, when they will appear.... iff they.... I'm readyyyy for Americanssss.
fifth, oh T!!!,,,,, look!!!! comeeee here, they have just arrived, all, 3 of them.
sixth, me,.. where where, give meee pleazzzeeeee .....
seventh, mee, a usually some kind of a shy girl : nice to meet you ( shyly grabbing a hand of one cute American man)..... X ( whatever his name is). then shouting out VERY LOUD: BTW, I'm SINGLEEEE, VERYYY SINGLE, and ABSOLUTELY AVAILABLE TO DATE TODAY AND EVERY DAY:)!!!
eight, american man, very politely, comeeee to our office and introduce yourself pleazzee, to everyone.!
9th, me , entering their office and shouting out loud, heyyyyy, I'm single , very single and very very available to date an American man!!!!
Who is single AMerican outta here???????? giveeee meeee !
.
the rest is history.....
the rule is: SHOUT OUT LOUD - I"M VERY SINGLE, VERY VERY SINGLE and VERY VERY AVAILABLE TO DATE A SINGLE AMERICAN MAN...
AFTER THAT, my matchmaking friends do not believe me me anymore, when I say I'm veryyyy veryy shyyy.
I guess, I'm not anymore.....
hahahhahahah