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Dec 26, 2004 17:01

@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
%The_Coolest> y?
+Enyo> why?
%The_Coolest> :o
@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

aryov> This cake is soooo good
aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
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